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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m): 10:21am On Oct 21, 2017
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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 21, 2017
armylord:
I'd have done more than the slapping, ina fada gaskiya ne, but I'm learning to control this bad temper of mine, reason I'm single for now!

U have been beating nonentities..grin.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by LordIsaac(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
Word...nicely articulateɗ!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by rOsy247(f): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2017
UfuomaUN:


There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying

That is ehn. The thing tire me angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
The anger and frustration was much nah. I couldn't hold back at all. Note: that was the firstime I raised a hand against het in that relationship. This is to tell you how gentle and disciplined I'm in real life.


grin.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by rOsy247(f): 10:23am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

Apt.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:24am On Oct 21, 2017
Cheapy:


Not really, Gold circle condom smell so bad that after sex if u don't wash off it could smell 4 days.

I've never noticed how gold circle smells sir.
It's a total waste of my time.
Am interested in the Pussy alone.
She's not my wife so.
Thus she has the right to Bleep anyone.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:25am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Bro. I understand exactly the angle you are going. Well, am not all that into women, ie, I don't double date again. I just wished for one that I can settle down with upon PassOut from here. I thought I had found one in that girl, but unfortunately things turn out to be red this way. I'm emotionaln and can't make a girl I genuinely love to feel bad.


Your double dating years are coming back to punish u...grin.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by koife(m): 10:26am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
Stop being a scumbag and bringing disrepute to NDA. I could track you going by that date you arrived home following your pass and get to know how many were given pass on same date and you'll buy job for direspecting a female civilian because of your unprofessional ways. Don't let me get to afaka before you return, shut this thread down now! That's an order!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:27am On Oct 21, 2017
luminouz:

Jail Hahahahhaha.....
Ehya......do u have d balls to tell him this? Fave to face? Eh?? Chukwudi....

It's not difficult to send a soldier to jail.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by tballeyy(m): 10:27am On Oct 21, 2017
This a lesson for a ladies that multi date, don't allow C D for chop and clean mouth

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Daeylar(f): 10:27am On Oct 21, 2017
ZandhaZaraZ:
Let me guess, you must be one of those baboons from the useless, worthless, animalistic Nigerian Military that doesn't deserve the respect of we civilians. Imagine that shiit. Weren't you a "bloody civilian" before joining the Military? Aren't your parents, siblings, and friends bloody civilians? Who gave you monkeys the mandate to torture, brutalize, and "deal" with us?

"You don't fucck with soldiers", says the orangutan, but hasn't Boko Haram been playing with you goats and chickens like my younger brother toys with his enemies in GTA Grand Auto?

That's how one idiot forcefully took out my wallet, robbed me of my money, because I refused to indulge his demand to pay for his food. Someone I didn't even know. A food I didn't even taste. Do you know what the constitution calls that? It's armed robbery. A Nigerian Soldier robbing an unarmed Nigerian citizen with arms paid for by the citizens he was supposed to protect.


I'm out, I can't, I just can't, my God shocked where do you keep your chill sometimes?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by sonnie10: 10:27am On Oct 21, 2017
New cheap panties made of synthetic fabric and cheap elastics instead of cotton could smell like condom

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Cheapy: 10:28am On Oct 21, 2017
PrecisionFx:


I've never noticed how gold circle smells sir.
It's a total waste of my time.
Am interested in the Pussy alone.
She's not my wife so.
Thus she has the right to Bleep anyone.

You know that doesn't apply to everyone, not everyone have the time and opportunity to date a lot of girls.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by hola106(m): 10:28am On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie
Most men too are evil
There are bad people and there are good people
Does condom have a particular smell?
Look before you leap.
u girl s on Nl
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by TOPCRUISE(m): 10:29am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Most ladies out there are evil.
THOUGH YOU STARVED HER OF WHAT SHE DESIRED MOST FROM YOU, YOU MUST BE AN EXPERIENCED CONDOM USER. YOU ARE AS WELL GUILTY OF INFIDELITY shocked

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Claessique1(f): 10:29am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.




Nawa o, afi Slapped her mercilessly like say she be your baby sister. Even if you were infuriated by her acts e no reach to raise your hands na Oga. You for just put that hand for pocket and jejely walk her out like a gentleman, then she go no say she Bleep up big time.
All hail King of Slaps. undecided undecided
Afi suru

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Diso60090(m): 10:29am On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
single person wan help build relationship

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Cheapy: 10:30am On Oct 21, 2017
sonnie10:
New cheap panties made of synthetic fabric and cheap elastics instead of cotton could smell like condom

No sir, a condom smell is totally different from synthetic fabric pant
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by enomakos(m): 10:32am On Oct 21, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Condom has smell, she's not sharp tho, she would have washed her puna
sharp girl,you are an expert right?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:33am On Oct 21, 2017
sonnie10:
New cheap panties made of synthetic fabric and cheap elastics instead of cotton could smell like condom


Exactly.
Tell the FooOOOl.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Praktikals(m): 10:33am On Oct 21, 2017
DeadRat:
Please What Does Condom smell Like embarassed
Are you a learner?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by TheHonourable: 10:33am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:



Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

You have no reason whatever, to slap a lady

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by addikt(m): 10:34am On Oct 21, 2017
MammyYoo567:
The title of your thread should be trust nobody. grin grin


No, "MY GIRLFRIEND SMELLED OF CONDOM IS BETTER".....I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF NOT BECAUSE OF THAT grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by jamace(m): 10:34am On Oct 21, 2017
grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by bigfizzy: 10:35am On Oct 21, 2017
Bros you sure say you never dey craze so?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by OmoDavido(m): 10:35am On Oct 21, 2017
Some guys be asslicking deceitful girls here because of cheap likes.

Op, you did the right thing. Some of you guys won't understand until when you experience what the op said.

Some girls are just deceitful hoes. They be forming holy Mary for you that truly love them and be digging another guy that is only after their vagina out dre


#pathetic.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Masterboi(m): 10:35am On Oct 21, 2017
Not every girls. Maybe is your girlfriend. But I guess she needed it. And she can't wait for you. So she run to another guy who can give her what she wanted. Bro I will advise you to take heart bro. Next time try to date girl who is close to you. So that anything that sup. You can be able to know. Sorry. cry[color=#990000][/color]
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by lelvin(m): 10:36am On Oct 21, 2017
You have spoken well.

babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:36am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
Exactly

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by kakacoke01: 10:36am On Oct 21, 2017
Damfostopper:
little Miss puna washer.... yu would av told her that....


fishbrains......
no mind d LovePeddler oloshoooooooo
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by anitapreeti(f): 10:37am On Oct 21, 2017
I need to hear the other side!
Y'all judging good n bad without hearing the girl's version of the story should think twice!!

Op u are a potential wife beater!!

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