Within 24hrs some unidentified  terrorise attack six country listed below
USA, ENGLAND, ITALY, RUSSIA, GERMAN AND NIGERIA

But with the help of their security forces, the outcome of the attack were as fellows

COUNTY                           SECURITY FORCES          LIFESAVE   DEATH    HOPITALIES

USA                                       CIA/FBI                         1000          1               49

ENDLANG                              MI5/MI6                         1000          2               48

ITALY                                 SERVIZO SEGRETO           1000          3              47

RUSSIA                                 KGB                               1000          4              46

GERMAN                              STA SI                             1000          5              45

NIGERIA        BAKASI BOYS/OPC/ARA WA/MEND/JTF/    0           1000           50
                      NPF/NAF/NIGERIA ARMY ETC


WERE ARE WE HEADING TO?

I dont get it

In 9ja we don't hav D FBI OR MI6 2 solve our problem, but we hav ghost security forces who can kill more than earth QK

Still dont get it

Even me.

na wa oo, wetin una wan under? na me be una teacher?, abeg go and meet ur felow student 2 explain better jara,

Does not make sense

Nawa 4 u o papine

guyz which topic una don c 4 nairaland wey make sence, abeg no let make i vexs, abeg i dey church

abi na u be d leader of does terrorise? una no dey watch american flims?, :-(

ok

which wan is OK, were are ur manners boy?

I tried very hard 2 laugh still no way, pls can somebody just tickle me. Lame jokes

what don't you guys get? BAKASI BOYS/OPC/ARA WA/MEND/JTF/NPF/NAF/NIGERIA ARMY all combined and still no lives saved.

who wan touch dat craw craw body of urs, And who told u it was a joke anyway?

I lol'd

papine don come again

@SLYVE Wetin i do? abi u like as dis small small boyz dey take der brother play

Papine too dey lie

c me c wahala oooo ben u 2 dey follow insult me, i know wat 2 do .

Our OPC alone works more than the American FBI. . not to talk of Bakassi Boiz.

cumon guys wetin una no fit understand even primary pupil fit grab the joke within a second all those nunber of securities can't save a life

@poster, no mind then i feel the joke its nice

@diet, if na studio43 wey post am u for laugh fall from ur chair.

@flexystar e bad if u explain,i say i no understand

ME LIKEY!!!

Flexystar,
Are u jealous? Lol


@poster,
Dem use dry jokes swear for you?

@ben< u 4 tell us say u be opc member now. @ dikelevra jamb question @dyt true true ur head needs upgrading

Help me out abeg

@studio43 ha my server don low, plz come again

@dyt why should i abi u wan make i get brain problem? any way meet studio43 he dey rent brain .:-)