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A Religious Boyfriend by ajetii(m): 1:47am On Feb 24, 2007 |
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out, he returns and says: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always cross her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving, he turns back and says: "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always make eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still praying: "and thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other, surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Religious Boyfriend by cuteass1(f): 8:33am On Feb 24, 2007 |
That was da bomb ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Religious Boyfriend by omogenaija(f): 4:21am On Mar 01, 2007 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() LMAO , haba aye awon orukin |
Re: A Religious Boyfriend by habumaks(m): 5:21pm On Mar 02, 2007 |
That was too much. I almost fall off my chair |
Re: A Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:15am On Mar 09, 2007 |
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Re: A Religious Boyfriend by nigeriana(f): 11:43am On Mar 09, 2007 |
That was really cool |
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