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Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Maneater1(f): 5:21pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
A young Yoruba man walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a vacation, for two weeks, and need to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Yoruba man handed over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Yoruba man produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Yoruba man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Yoruba man returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a successful business man. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Yoruba man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" The bank employees watched as he pulled out of the garage, windows down and sunroof open. Juju music blasting from his car, as he pulled away. Yes O! 2 Likes |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Gamine(f): 5:27pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
LOl yesO!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by fatliar(m): 9:34pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
LMAO |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by flababa(m): 11:29pm On Feb 27, 2007 |
Comfirmed |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by hotangel2(f): 12:00am On Feb 28, 2007 |
Abi Now. . . . Nice Joke!!! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by omogenaija(f): 12:01am On Feb 28, 2007 |
LMAO true omo yoruba |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by lalaboi(m): 12:14am On Feb 28, 2007 |
like me!! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by jgirl3: 2:53am On Feb 28, 2007 |
lol - that's so smart. |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by micklplus(m): 7:29am On Feb 28, 2007 |
cool |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by beckygirl(f): 2:22pm On Feb 28, 2007 |
Nice 1, fire on. |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by zigbo(f): 11:22pm On Feb 28, 2007 |
smart i'd say but did this really happen jst curious |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by shens2006(m): 7:33pm On Mar 01, 2007 |
hmmmn |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by dabby(f): 8:08pm On Mar 01, 2007 |
hahaha. cool one. |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by donnymikky(m): 11:25am On Mar 03, 2007 |
won fe try wa ni |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by abela: 12:05pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
mo fe try yoruba bobo .u suppose fear now.giv it up 4 us. |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by shens2006(m): 12:28pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
nice |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by bunmii(f): 12:50pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
very funny |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by pacelink(m): 7:15am On Jan 24, 2013 |
[quote author=Man-eater]A young Yoruba man walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a vacation, for two weeks, and need to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Yoruba man handed over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Yoruba man produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Yoruba man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Yoruba man returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transactiinterestin |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Lagusta(m): 1:46pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Correct, our boss represent wella |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by bunmioguns(m): 8:05pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
bunmii: very funny |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by maggilove(f): 9:01am On Jan 25, 2013 |
I am proud to be a yoruba girl. |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by hpk(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
maggilove: I am proud to be a yoruba girl.for ur mind abi! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:16pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
maggilove: I am proud to be a yoruba girl.little wonder i saw you knocking before entering an elevator! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Lagusta(m): 9:59pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: little wonder i saw you knocking before entering an elevator! Yeah, and she removed her shoes too before entering abi L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Lagusta:yeah, she even squats down to collect money from the ATM! |
Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Lagusta(m): 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: yeah, she even squats down to collect money from the ATM! And says "thank you" afterwards... |
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