Mine was in JSS3 it was during nite prep in the boarding house,.I stepped out of the classroom and sent someone to call her(we were in the same class) and i had memorised my lines,by the time she came out my brain just went dead .After about a 30 seconds of silence i said "i just wanted to ask if your introtech note is complete"

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME FOR THE PAST 2OTH YEARS OF EXP IN GIRLS ISSUE'S I HAVE NEVER FOR ONCE TOAST A LADY RATHER I GET THEM BY COMING CLOSER TO THEM WITH A NICE ATTITUDE BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIOSHIP BEGIN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP ENDS ASWELL.

I HOPE THIS CAN ASWELL HELP THOSE THAT CANNOT FACE LADY TO SPEAK THERE MIND TO JUST BE SIMPLE. I LEANT THIS FROM A VERY NAUTY GIRL OFF MINE.

clem2love:

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME FOR THE PAST 2OTH YEARS OF EXP IN GIRLS ISSUE'S I HAVE NEVER FOR ONCE TOAST A LADY RATHER I GET THEM BY COMING CLOSER TO THEM WITH A NICE ATTITUDE BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIOSHIP BEGIN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP ENDS ASWELL.
I HOPE THIS CAN ASWELL HELP THOSE THAT CANNOT FACE LADY TO SPEAK THERE MIND TO JUST BE SIMPLE. I LEANT THIS FROM A VERY NAUTY GIRL OFF MINE.

ermmmmmmmmmmmm ok

Vtuclan, very funny scene, so she fine she no come sabi good english.Kilo de she ashewo lo pe mi ni, dondon ni, lol.

There was this beauty who lived on my street, her school is  next to my school. She came visiting one day, I had earlier boasted to my  to my classmates that I will woo her right in their presence.
She came and we start talking , instead of going straight to the point I told her that someone is interested in her and when she asked I pointed at one of my friends who was watching (I lied). I couldn`t say it was me. And When she asked of his name I lied again by telling her Stephen coz my friends name was an embarrassing Calabar name.

The smart guy quickly jumped at the already cooked offer. Today they are married and he still bears stephen till date, I dont know where he threw the Calabar name.

J

Cyberfreak:

It serves you guys right. Keep on telling your pathetic stories.

aisha2:

Kai bros, Thats my husband you are talking about oh. LOL

Are you serious about this?

Me I've never had any reason so be embarrased before a girl. I've always been respected before babes.

mine happened in SS2 . we went to federal girls Abuloma for inter-house sports and men! those girls fine no be small . so it happened that I and my colleagues were looking out for girls to toast and liver always fail us most of the time(having come from all boys school). then came this very pretty girl and it was my turn to do the toasting , well , i picked up courage and went to her and my heart started beating faster ( discovering she was far more prettier than i thought).  For a moment , I was transfixed . finally , I manged to say something . I simply asked her , where are u in chemistry?  She simply said what? and moved on not even looking my way.

mine happened in a church service - there was this lady i had been eyeing during church service then after service i moved closer to her to chat with her. For some reason, she already knew what i was going to say, then i started off by saying "oh, your face looks familiar" and she just shouted at me "what?!" - and everybody heard her shout - i felt as if the ground should open and swallow me  

I was 10 and my neighbourhood crush was 8. Of course we liked each other and used to play together like kids would usually do. A day after my 10th birthday party, I asked for a peck but  . . no! So I seized her book and would not give it back to her except I got the peck. The silly girl actually kissed me on the lips, gave me a very dirty slap and ran into her house! She locked their doors and started watching me thru a window, grinning.

The slap was painful but the kiss was rewarding . . check me out as I walked home - rubbing my cheek and grinning as well. Of course I spent the entire night thinking about the kiss.

All I asked for was a peck. What I got was a kiss and a dirty slap. was it worth it? Hell Yea!!

B

warripekin:

mine happened in SS2 . we went to federal girls Abuloma for inter-house sports and men! those girls fine no be small . so it happened that I and my colleagues were looking out for girls to toast and liver always fail us most of the time(having come from all boys school). then came this very pretty girl and it was my turn to do the toasting , well , i picked up courage and went to her and my heart started beating faster ( discovering she was far more prettier than i thought). For a moment , I was transfixed . finally , I manged to say something . I simply asked her , where are u in chemistry? She simply said what? and moved on not even looking my way.

^^^

Mine happend several weeks ago,she was directly opposite my house when i drove out,her adorable physical disposition mesmerized me & i fell madly inlove with her at first sight.All effort to know more about her proved abortive.All she could give was a fake name as she ran away from me.The funiest aspect of it was when i tried catching up with her--hmn,funny!!.  But the most exciting & interesting aspect of it was when she came back to me d next day,she was also in love with me at first but was playing hard 2 get. Anyway,we are now on telephone & email courtship & i think i may be coming back to wed her by december.

@cyberfreak, Its not that girls dont freak out sometimes when a cool guy walks up to them or looks their way. U dont wanna hear my experience with respects to that. Yeah. One must be olodo once or more in a lifetime. These days all i have to do is look at u & smile, walk straight to u & ask u out. Very hard to resist. Even if u resist, u do it very mild.

H

badoomusoo:

Mine was in JSS3 it was during nite prep in the boarding house,.I stepped out of the classroom and sent someone to call her(we were in the same class) and i had memorised my lines,by the time she came out my brain just went dead .After about a 30 seconds of silence i said "i just wanted to ask if your introtech note is complete"

Hahahaha funny.

our vgc big boy is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm walking home from sch and this guy from anothr sch who thinks he's such a bloke walks up to me and starts toasting, he sneezes and spurts out both catarrh and saliva, the poor guy's got no hankie, I felt digusted, embarassed and sorry for him same time.

@Cyberfreak, I dont know how good i look. U can check it out for urself. Hope u wont be disappointed if i dont look as good as u think 'good'. Ppl say i look good tho.
@kimi, lol

Mine, huh. I was in SS2 then. There was this pretty shawty in our class and she was all beauty and brains, she always came first in class.

Well I planned to walk up to her, but I had a rather discouraging dream on the eve of D-day. In the dream I came to her and had barely started pleading my case when she told me to shut the hell up, a command that was promptly accompanied by a rather unclean slap.

She followed the slap with a truckload of insults and I actually began to run out of patience, I was just going to return the wacking when I awoke.

When I arrived at school the next day, I saw her, and changed my mind!

Damn! I dnt have an embarrassing toasting experience o! I need to get mine sharp sharp cos the whole tin sounds like fun!

kokoye:

I was 10 and my neighbourhood crush was 8. Of course we liked each other and used to play together like kids would usually do. A day after my 10th birthday party, I asked for a peck but  . . no! So I seized her book and would not give it back to her except I got the peck. The silly girl actually kissed me on the lips, gave me a very dirty slap and ran into her house! She locked their doors and started watching me thru a window, grinning.

The slap was painful but the kiss was rewarding . . check me out as I walked home - rubbing my cheek and grinning as well. Of course I spent the entire night thinking about the kiss.

All I asked for was a peck. What I got was a kiss and a dirty slap. was it worth it? Hell Yea!!

    lwkm

@worm, abeg repost ur reply

kimibaby:

I'm walking home from sch and this guy from anothr sch who thinks he's such a bloke walks up to me and starts toasting, he sneezes and spurts out both catarrh and saliva, the poor guy's got no hankie, I felt digusted, embarassed and sorry for him same time.

Looks like someone's spinning a yarn

K

bluebunnie:


Hahahaha funny.

Wasnt funny then ,almost damaged a bruvaz reputation!

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@cyberfreak, I dont put my pic out online. Got some nice pics tho. Lets chat via YIM. We may arrange a meet/go out on a date. Watchasay?

@ Cantell. Your profile pic kind reminds me of that guy

J.Jay:

@cyberfreak, I dont put my pic out online. Got some nice pics tho. Lets chat via YIM. We may arrange a meet/go out on a date. Watchasay?

I think if you are cute enough, you should be proud of your pics and put it here innit.

Not that you should be trying to direct Cyberfreak out of here, lol

Hilarious stuff. . . .

Well, I have a host of embarrasing toasting experiences - never was good at it; coupled with the fact that i went to an all-boys school.

This happened like 8yrs ago.
Went out to the junction of my street with a friend to buy suya late evening - we were having a "boys" after-party after the reception of his elder sis. All of a sudden, this absolutely gorgeous young lady appeared & i was totally transfixed; back then, didn't have a dame so my guy started urging me to "follow up."
This dame show me pepper, she jus use me do escort service. . . . . . she initially wanted to get on a bike but shunned when i approached & blabbed some gibberish even i couldn't fathom.
Then she started walking; i no wan carry last, i follow up - for good 1hr+, this girl just dey stroll dey go, i dey yarn she no shake; she no jus answer me. Na so i dey sweat, dey breathe, dey shake like leaf. . . . omo dis dame jus bone my side, e be like i dey talk to wall - people jus dey look me - kai, i wan shame die!
In the end sha, when we got to the front of her crib, i eventually said something that broke her - told her she was making me feel like i'd been talking to a wall all the while - she smiled, then laughed & my God, how the sight warmed my heart.
We finally got talking, i mean "real-time, two-way conversation" for another 30mins - exchanged all necessary info & got along well for a couple of yrs.

This happens to babes too. I saw a babe's picture in my friend's house and told him I would like to meet her. He gave me her number and told her his friend wishes to get in touch with her. We started talking on phone and after two weeks, I paid her a surprise visit at her office.

She came out to the banking hall, and for some seconds, felt as if something was choking her. Even while she was attending to some issues from her colleagues (she is the BOM in a top bank), she almost fidgeted. We talked for some minutes, and I asked to take my leave.

After many months, when we have become familiar with each other, she told me how my first visit threw her off-balance. She felt out-presented. She said she was like, "why this guy no tell me he dey come make I arrange myself?"

The same thing attractive ladies do to guys is the same thing presentable guys do to them; don't mind them jare.