A man, whose level of
drunkenness was bordering on
the absurd, stood up to leave a
bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh
air," thought the man as he
crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but
fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just
crawl home."
The next morning, his wife
found him on the doorstep
asleep.
"You went out drinking last
night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the
bar again."

LOL

Very funny

Not funny, abeg close ur 32

Atleast he has 32. Do you?

hehehehe, studio, i hope u-r listenin

lool funny

tayo_ast:

hehehehe, studio, i hope u-r listenin

hisses on you in every dialect of nigeria

some peeps will neva change

some people dey fear to mention dem peeps name

Ahu!

lol keep driiiming

Lol, me?

duh!

so this is u,  ode!  lol were have u been na?

arent u missing me?   

this is who? do u knw me?? lool

call me ode one more time and collect some hot slap from above!!

ive been gd hwz u?

lol,
i'm good sister, no shaking for my side, lol

were have u been na?, your husband no let u come Nlaand again?

wah hubby are u chatting about i tell u say i don clock 30 kmt lol. . . wah u up 2 neways?

Lol, Wow till u 30 u go hook?lol
i never hear am before sha lol.

Well my dear i just dey, No shaking.
I don miss u tire sha o lol

lol naaa 30 say wetin i go don born 2 sets of lovely twins by then by God's grace!!
i don miss u too lool, your usernames r confusing, its nt just u using studio, ryt?

Dial 911 if u see another studio here.

I suspended studio43 cuz i want to keep low profile. Lol

born twins make i come chop rice and cake jor, Lol
is that u for that profile?
You're very young and sweet. Lol
i'm tripping o lolll

lol, im a twin so hopefully God grants me my wishes and yh u can only chop rice if uve been invited. . .

yes im young thanks for the compliment! lol
what the hell r you doin online dis late??

Still pass 10pm here, Time never go now.
Are u in Naija ni?
Mehn good to know u are twin o lol i hope your twin sister is not as stuborn as u are? Lol

u schooling still?

its 10:53 here . . .u don blind! u see naija for my profile? am nt one of those chicks that lie bout where they r. . .i seriously wanna come to naija soooon omgggg i miiissss missss misss my Father'sland!!!

by the way i aint stubborn! my sis is worse for it. .! i still dey college. . . .going to uni dis september to study pyshiotherapy. . .u?

Psycho
the
rapist.
Lol,
Well, as u can see mehn i dey naija, Ikeja lagos nigeria hhmm well, i just dey give u clue maybe u would come knocking my gate. Lol

i'm still a full time student mechanical engineering, Lagos state uni.

I know u live abroad na, Erm how u take know some peepz tell lies about dia location?
Lol

i like piggin language so much u know, I belong to that street lol, I no be ajebota o, I worked real hard to get to this level. Though i never reach my bus-stop yet. Lol
journey still long, I'm in my 20's, Hhmm
when are u come to Naija? December?

na u be psychotherapy.
looooooooooooooooads of gurls pretend to be where they are not and its embarrasssing!
mechanic lofe je abi
lagos state uni. . . .u get mouth!
i speak pidgin as well so puleaase stop feeling like obj! i dnt knw when im coming to naija jare. . .it solely depends on my dad!

Solely depends on your dad?
Chai, ode ni e o lol
Omo daddy ni e abi?
Are u igbo, yoruba, hausa or nihilist sef?? Lol

jor o, i no feel like anything o, I gentle like cold water, Lol,

I no fit shout,
so your dad decides when your to leave london and when not to abi?

i swear studio its nt even funny nw. . . .STOP CALLING ME ODE abi wetin sef
am nt omo daddy buh yh he has d finally say  ]
im nt in london

Omo sorry sweety,
I just dey joke by calling u ode!
U learn the language from one yeye fowl mouth here.

Oh i thought your profile states london.
Wia are u?

My backyard? Lol.
Tell yo dad u now a big gurl jor, Kini gan sef lol

lool yes ur backyard. . . !
uno how naija dads r nw . .stop trying to be bota abeg lol

Stop trying to be bota meaning what?

Which side of my backyard u dey sef?

ajebota darling!

how many backyards u get?