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Late For Work by Nobody: 1:14am On Apr 16, 2010 |
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time that week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change." Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river – look, my suit's still damp – ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes." |
Re: Late For Work by Odunnu: 4:37am On Apr 16, 2010 |
Kool |
Re: Late For Work by StudioCFR(m): 6:59am On Apr 16, 2010 |
Lol poster u try sha |
Re: Late For Work by DAVE5(m): 11:16am On Apr 16, 2010 |
I laff in yoruba |
Re: Late For Work by creampy(f): 11:52am On Apr 18, 2010 |
nice |
Re: Late For Work by EfemenaXY: 10:21am On May 26, 2010 |
Mr Jones deserves a promotion from his boss - for effort ![]() |
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