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Looking For Work. by SamMilla1(m): 12:55am On Apr 01, 2008
A British doctor, a German doctor and a Nigerian doctor were chatting.

The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

Then the German doctor bragged, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brain out of Katsina State, put him in ASO ROCK, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."
Re: Looking For Work. by segunpc(m): 11:35am On Apr 01, 2008
hmm sammy i no dey o!
Re: Looking For Work. by wamide: 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2008
that was not funny at all, it is rude you also have a father imagine someone take of yours like that
Re: Looking For Work. by SamMilla1(m): 12:25pm On Apr 01, 2008
wamide:

that was not funny at all, it is rude you also have a father imagine someone take of yours like that

if i catch you there, i will turn your face backwards, this is your first post on nairaland,on any forum,on any website,on any computer and on april fool day and you are already making enemies, i will remember your name, this is jokes section and we make jokes with anybody here,
disappear fast
,



as i grabs my belt
Re: Looking For Work. by olulu(m): 2:16pm On Apr 01, 2008
nice one sammy
grin grin grin

wamide:

that was not funny at all, it is rude you also have a father imagine someone take of yours like that


saint wamide

u shouldn't be here if u no sabi laugh
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Looking For Work. by clemcykul(f): 4:16pm On Apr 01, 2008
*starts writting application letter*
Re: Looking For Work. by bibs(f): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2008
he left his brain in heaven(so he told me)
Re: Looking For Work. by tjtj1(m): 6:31pm On Apr 02, 2008
lol
Re: Looking For Work. by TOYOSI20(f): 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2008
****************Giggles***************
Re: Looking For Work. by Lolabbey: 12:45pm On Apr 04, 2008
nice one
Re: Looking For Work. by ituen(m): 6:48am On Apr 10, 2008
Sammy

Na who dey make u vex on april fools day?
Re: Looking For Work. by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On Apr 10, 2008
na ordinary fool dey provoke sammie okposo
Re: Looking For Work. by ituen(m): 9:43am On Apr 10, 2008
e be like say dem no know say na oga now
Re: Looking For Work. by efuah(f): 12:02pm On Apr 10, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Re: Looking For Work. by ThugLife1(m): 12:46am On Apr 11, 2008
Funny

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