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Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. |
Re: Mother And Daughter by snthesis(m): 2:41pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
nice |
Re: Mother And Daughter by jokingmary(m): 8:14am On Apr 21, 2010 |
interesting |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 3:03pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
wise daughter |
Re: Mother And Daughter by EfemenaXY: 2:28pm On May 26, 2010 |
Na wa O! dis pikin wan give im mama heart attack! |
Re: Mother And Daughter by hectorswag(m): 2:55pm On May 26, 2010 |
dat girl na correct 419!!! |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 4:40pm On May 26, 2010 |
so is the mon try to do anything stupic she will do the above |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 26, 2010 |
LOL |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 9:27pm On May 26, 2010 |
me wey dey read the letter don almost faint sef. |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 27, 2010 |
Moral of the story: Always read the Post Script (PS) before the main letter. |
Re: Mother And Daughter by Nobody: 8:35am On May 28, 2010 |
rofl
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Re: Mother And Daughter by hectorswag(m): 9:39am On May 28, 2010 |
Okoro2015:hmmm, is that so |
Re: Mother And Daughter by lysaa(f): 9:49am On May 28, 2010 |
hmm. .the girl dey try person. |
Re: Mother And Daughter by oludayomi(f): 2:38pm On May 28, 2010 |
that was funny, i almost believe it all, there is hope even wil a bad result. nice one, |
Re: Mother And Daughter by preettie: 2:05pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
dis bad dey craze ooooooooo, nice one |
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