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| Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 12:37pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, "Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run smoothly." The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm and felt just great. Upon returning to the rectory, however, he found a note from the Bishop... 1. Next time sip, rather than gulp. 2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 Disciples, not 10. 4. David slew Goliath, he didn't kick the shit out of him. 5. We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his Apostles As "J.C. and the boys." 6. Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy. 7. We do not refer to the cross as "The Big T." 8. We do not refer to the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook." 9. The recommended way of saying grace is not Rub-a- dub-dub, thanks for the grub, Yea God!" 10. And last but not least, it is the "Virgin Mary," not "Mary with the cherry." |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
^^^^^^ COPY COPY BUT STILL FUNNY FUNNY.... 2 Likes |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 5:16pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
vewi funny, stil ma fav. |
| Re: Rev. Father by dani1luv: 5:37pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
looool |
| Re: Rev. Father by bunmioguns(m): 6:59am On Jul 07, 2012 |
dani1luv: Banned From Jokes Section!!. . . Hehehehehe |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 7:03am On Jul 07, 2012 |
y was i banned? |
| Re: Rev. Father by Onyeasi(m): 7:35am On Jul 07, 2012 |
'Farts' pooooooooo. . . |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nobody: 7:41am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Hehehe! Really funny..... |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 7:26am On Jul 08, 2012 |
Onyeasi: 'Farts' pooooooooo. . .egbon, na beans u chop? |
| Re: Rev. Father by pappy4real(m): 9:06am On Jul 08, 2012 |
best piece i've read in a long long while...funny way to kick-start my sunday 1 Like |
| Re: Rev. Father by Lagusta(m): 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
Funny funny funny 1 Like |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 4:29pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
oh boy, it still get me cracking after these many years |
| Re: Rev. Father by Nexxy007: 4:56am On Jun 10, 2020 |
Still funny |
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