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Lesson In Marriage by salinco(m): 12:08pm On Apr 28, 2010
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A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s Nipples while she was asleep. She didn't breastfeed the baby all night as she went to spend half the night with their driver as soon as Oga was snoring. The next day, the driver died of poisoning! (Can a man be so greedy and can a woman be so unfaithful?)



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A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked, "Dad, why"? He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum”

(Can men be so greedy?)



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A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid after unsuccessfully denying the allegation eventually said, “Sir you are my witness: you know I never wear panties''.



(Can men be so unfaithful?)





The union between a man and a woman is a constant battle of wits!!!!!!
Re: Lesson In Marriage by kencodes: 4:02pm On Apr 30, 2010
interesting. keep it up.
Re: Lesson In Marriage by flexystar(f): 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2010
thank God sey u be male

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