Katsumoto:

Oga ooooo but I am certain this is the politics and not romance section.

you know what they say na - make love not war

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@ tkb417

I've been away for awhile now and it seems I've missed quite a lot.

did you say you and someone were competing for schorlarships in primary school?

even you?

and you dont know the difference between Prove and proof?

You are a disgrace!!!!

That school that gave you and mekushit schorlarships should be burnt and besides, i asked you what the primary school would base the schorlasrship on in his first term in primary one?

academic excellence or his height or complexion?
gerrout

Well, it's unfortunate you dwell on finding errors in folks’ writings. Maybe you forgot that it is customary to edit a piece of writing before publication and we are sometimes not that privileged as we do other stuff on the Net apart from reading your incoherent argument and replying to it.

can you make sense?

if you wanna claim typo errors, you should have typed something like prouf or pruof

not taking prove to be proof

ure a disgrace!!

mekusxxx:

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It ain't obsolete nothing !

The travails of Chukwuemeka continues right here ,

Part 3 coming out soon,do stay tuned

yeah

the story continues

@ tkb417

If someone who has achieved a lot in life can be called a disgrace, I wonder what YOU should be called. It may take you forever to attain what I’ve attained so far in life.

Records are indelible!

You should rather come up with credible facts to disprove Mekus (to the point I last followed this thread) than to rant with no apparent coherence.

Critical thinking capacity cannot be bought and which you obviously lack; it’s not grammar.

006:

@ tkb417

If someone who has achieved a lot in life can be called a disgrace, I wonder what YOU should be called. It may take you forever to attain what I’ve attained so far in life.

Records are indelible!

You should rather come up with credible facts to disprove Mekus (to the point I last followed this thread) than to rant with no apparent coherence.

Critical thinking capacity cannot be bought and which you obviously lack; it’s not grammar

Only nonentities boast on the internet just like your mentor mekus. who is 006? no one knows so of what use is your self aggrandizement if its not verifiable? so self-service off u fraudulent Arrow

who gives a single toss of a hammer if you are the king of your hamlet?

The only point i just wanna emphasize is that, u 006 is an illiterate
geddit!!!!

@006

As tkb417 pointed out- we really are not interested in your achievements. What we are most interested in though, is the insults on Abiola- a great man.Infact, if I could half achieve what Abiola achieved, I would feel fulfilled. thats the type of achievement we strive for lol.

Abiola was a true business magnate. Its insulting that a small fry like mekusxxx who has not achieved a tenth of what abiola has is insulting such a great man.

Una get 2much tym and ds nevr ending bashn makes my head ache.
Plz stop!

Odunnu:

Una get 2much tym and ds nevr ending bashn makes my head ache.
Plz stop!

ok, ill stop cos of u

Gracias.
Gdmrnin.Hop ur nyt was gud?

yeah thanks

it was cool. urs?

006:

@ tkb417

If someone who has achieved a lot in life can be called a disgrace, I wonder what YOU should be called. It may take you forever to attain what I’ve attained so far in life.

Records are indelible!

You should rather come up with credible facts to disprove Mekus (to the point I last followed this thread) than to rant with no apparent coherence.

Critical thinking capacity cannot be bought and which you obviously lack; it’s not grammar.

Isn't it the job of the accuser to come up with the evidence?

tkb417:

yeah thanks

it was cool. urs?

vry fyn.Thnx

tkb417:

yeah thanks

it was cool. urs?

vry fyn.Thnx

Katsumoto:

Isn't it the job of the accuser to come up with the evidence?

yeah you're right

[size=14pt][center]The Travails of Chukwuemeka(3)[/center][/size]

Emeka’s journey to lagos was a hard and tedious one. This was the first time he would leave the Biafran heartland and he was both anxious and scared at the same time.

He could not sleep a wink for the entire duration of the 12 hour trip,he wondered aloud to himself. . .”I hope those ngati Yoruba will not attack me on the streets”, he equally wondered the kind of reception he would receive from ‘Uncle Majestic’ once he arrived Lagos.

They finally arrived Orile park in Lagos close to 12 midnight ! “This is Lagos “ he wondered aloud again.

“I will conquer you by the great power of Amadiaoha”, ”I will complete what my lord and master Ojukwu could not accomplish in the late 60s”.

As he alighted, he was confident everyone would know his great Uncle and probably take him to majestic’s house once they realized he was a relative.
He spoke little English & could barely communicate with the Hausa suya man & Yoruba conductors at the park,he searched for someone who could at least understand his thick Igbo .

Finally he was able to sight an Igbo man ,whom he identified by the loud Mbaise music blaring from his shop.
“Nna Kedu” Emeka greeted, “Kedu” came the reply ,the shopkeeper looked like he was in his early thirties and assessed Mekus suspiciously. “E be kini je “ “where are you going” asked Mr shopkeeper.

“I’m a relative of uncle majestic and I want you to take me to his house” mekus confidently replied in his rather deep Uli dialect.
“Uncle who” said the shopkeeper. “Uncle Majestic” replied mekus,” He’s also known as Uchendu the spare parts dealer”.

The shopkeeper held back himself from bursting out in laughter. “You are looking for Uche the spare parts dealer, in orile or in Lagos?” he said.
“He’s in Lagos, I’m sure you must know him” replied Mekus,he was tired and was not ready for any games,he made a mental note to report this guy to his Uncle for wasting his time.

Now the shopkeeper could not hold back himself, he called out to his friends who were trying to sleep at the back of the shop.
“Please see me see wahala o “ he said “ This bush baby has just come from Ihiala and is looking for Uche in Lagos” he shouted.

The entire carpark was thrown into a serious fit of laughter .
“Uche in Lagos?!” Onlookers gathered around Mekus, who wondered what all the fuss was about.
Afterall his uncle was known all over Uli, what was the joke ?

Finally one of the Igbo boys came to him , noticing he was genuinely confused,
“Nne, we have thousands of Uches selling spare parts in Lagos, as a matter of fact in Orile alone we have almost 40”

Mekus realised he was in deep trouble, he suddenly longed for his bed made of palm fronds in his mud hut close to the fermenting area of his hamlet in quiet Uli.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are killing me.

lolz Abeg let us make this story continuous- I would write my bit later, conflating your story with mine

Poor emeka

SEFAGO:

lolz Abeg let us make this story continuous- I would write my bit later, conflating your story with mine

Poor emeka

I beg no dilute my bestseller,start your own series

illusion2:

I beg no dilute my bestseller,start your own series

I agree;
SEFAGO, you can call yours 'the adventures of Emeka the village boy in a big city'

LOL!!!

go go illusion

abeg Sefago should start his own series o

illusion2:

I beg no dilute my bestseller,start your own series

Katsumoto:

I agree;
SEFAGO, you can call yours 'the adventures of Emeka the village boy in a big city'

I think I will start in the middle when Emeka gets to Obodo Oyinbo, after he manages to convince the embassy that he wants to take classes to improve his spare parts trading skill.

@ tkb417

By name-calling; disgrace, nonentity, illiterate, Arrow, etc; we shall know them.
Sorry I can’t descend to your level, I just can’t.

You’ve made your point so move on!

association of ooduduwa peoples criminals,

Ok part IV is ready,but I need at least 25 posts after part 3 before I can put it up.

Stay tuned. . .

006:

@ tkb417

By name-calling; disgrace, nonentity, illiterate, Arrow, etc; we shall know them.
Sorry I can’t descend to your level, I just can’t.

You’ve made your point so move on!

i promised odunnu not to respond to u again so nothin more from me

all i wanna do now is enjoy illusions story so fck off

I've read all the posts in this thread and I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the only thing the oyibos (the west) had against Abiola - REPARATIONS!!

He was truly going to fuc.k them up with reparations to turn around all the debts they claimed Africa owed them into assets for the black man!!

Hey mekus and wily+wily etc,

I really wonder what manner of human beings you guys are. I'm surrounded by Igbo people in my office and these guys are excellent, friendly, jovial, fun people and we yorubas get along well with them; we are all like a big happy family.

I wonder how you relate with other tribes in your real life if you can be this hostile to them on the internet. I definitely do not want people like you around me!!

bodsibobo:

Hey mekus and wily+wily etc,

I really wonder what manner of human beings you guys are. I'm surrounded by Igbo people in my office and these guys are excellent, friendly, jovial, fun people and we yorubas get along well with them; we are all like a big happy family.

I wonder how you relate with other tribes in your real life if you can be this hostile to them on the internet. I definitely do not want people like you around me!!

Thats true- all the igbo people I worked with once during an internship, were such nice and friendly people lol. Tells you that the Internets draws the weirdos in all ethnic groups and race.