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Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 7:24pm On Jun 06, 2010
Tatafo stay 4 back of window dey hear d landlord n landlady dey argue

2day na 2day
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:30pm On Jun 06, 2010
Tanimz
No be landlady for face me i slap u house jor.
But for V.G.C yes!
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 10:31pm On Jun 06, 2010
Ewele o,landlady don brk landlord head o, gbege don shele 4 compound o
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 12:00am On Jun 07, 2010
Na u be eye witness, Follow us go police station to tell us how the fight start.

*poverty is a disease*
Face me i face na disease.
Serious one.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:06am On Jun 07, 2010
Police ke? Tatafo picks race
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 12:13am On Jun 07, 2010
With dat yo legedis benz? Lol
How are u babe?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:18am On Jun 07, 2010
Tatafo runs in2 er room

im fine dude
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 12:19am On Jun 07, 2010
Since when u begin answer tatafo? Lol
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:24am On Jun 07, 2010
Abeg mk una helep me o,werin caretaker dey find 4 my room 2nyt, abeg cm dey go
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 12:38am On Jun 07, 2010
No shout. Make i run do the thing sharp sharp and find my way .
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:46am On Jun 07, 2010
Helep me o,caretaker wan rape me o
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 2:06am On Jun 07, 2010
dani1luv:

we dey fite grin . .u greedy oh. .ah!!! After I dun pay your bride price

You don dey mad!! What bride price?  shocked shocked shocked

Respect yaself oo, you this man  angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 7:03am On Jun 07, 2010
I trust you
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 9:11am On Jun 07, 2010
Crazy crazy people na dem dey live for this compound. cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 9:16am On Jun 07, 2010
Ben wetin be ur user name for face-book? cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:34am On Jun 07, 2010
Civilizeben baba shioma okeweke
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 11:53am On Jun 07, 2010
tanimz:

You don dey mad!! What bride price? shocked shocked shocked

Respect yaself oo, you this man angry angry
Respect urself oh you this woman. . angry
See as you dey call me man as if I nor b ur hussie landlord angry
E be like say I go dey prepare ur quick notice angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:57pm On Jun 07, 2010
sylve11:

Ben wetin be your user name for face-book? cool
My former account was disabled. You no fit see me as before. . .I opened another one and I've requested, check.

Dyt:

Civilizeben baba shioma okeweke
how come you know? queen of gossips. grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 4:29pm On Jun 07, 2010
grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:03pm On Jun 07, 2010
C person wey get work, e go jst dey parade 4 compound lyk cotonou soja
abeg waka pass
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2010
Landlord nearly pack the guy load throw-away! Na Baba Tunde and co. beg 4 the poor rat. cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2010
Hehe baba shioma na u b dis?
4 where u c baba tunde abi dem don release am ni?
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 5:33pm On Jun 07, 2010
Dyt:

Hehe baba shioma na u b dis?
4 where u c baba tunde abi dem don release am ni?
baba tunde ke. .the man dey owe me 4yr rent. .
I swia e be lyk say na prison him go die. . angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:46pm On Jun 07, 2010
E surprise me sef

wait o, oga landlord no tell me na d lil argument wey u n landlady get yesterday mk she brk ur head lyk dis? Oma gao,ndo

whispers dat landlady sef na winch she wan kill am ni
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:13pm On Jun 07, 2010
heheheh . dat bottle n blood wey dey floor na 4rm caretaker head d tin come 4rm grin

You see as the insult dun dey too much. .the tin lead 2 fite. .as d tin lead 2 fite. i

overshadow landlady. .mistakenly na i push am for floor. bounce on her. .wan commot

my belt. .na so caretaker come oh, . Caretaker carry me commot 4rm her body. .as I

vex wan beat caretaker. . na so caretaker carry me for ground I hia my head 4 floor

oh shocked . .ben a.k.a baba shioma carry cutlass come. shocked .give me. .and as the landlord na

I get power ova all of em' as I just say make i commot caretaker head nah. .na so

landlady go carry the 33 bottle wey baba shioma dey drink as she was land am for my

head na. .na so i dodge am nah the bottle commot for her hand land on caretaker

head. .kai come see as caretaker dey cry lyk 2month old baby wey take thief him

feeding bottle grin grin grin grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:23pm On Jun 07, 2010
^^ Shior angry angry

dani1luv:

Respect urself oh you this woman. . angry
See as you dey call me man as if I nor b your hussie landlord angry
E be like say I go dey prepare your quick notice angry


You for call yourself my husband make I come deal with you. angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 6:57pm On Jun 07, 2010
Wicked Landlord and heartless Landlady lipsrsealed grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 8:02pm On Jun 07, 2010
Dem don give u quit notice?
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 9:16pm On Jun 07, 2010
Poverty don make some people for face me i face you no dey reason well sometimes.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:15am On Jun 08, 2010
Mtcheeeeew
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 5:21am On Jun 08, 2010
Back to sender
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:10am On Jun 08, 2010
singing,

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