A Nigerian family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. it was sent by one of her daughters. the dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that the face touched the glass lid! when they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:- "Dear brothers and siste, rs, i am sending our mother's body to you for burial, since it has always been her wish to be buried in the compound of our ancestral home in nigeria. sorry i could not come along as i have been denied leave at work since we are short staffed this month. you will find inside the coffin, under mama's body, 12 cans of canned fish, 10 packets of royco soup and 8 tins of hot chocolate. pls divide these among urself. on mama's feet u will find a new pair of reebok shoes size 9 for sunday's eldest son. also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Emily's and patience's daughters. hope the sizes are correct. mama is wearing 6 Amereican t-shirt . the large size is for josiah and others are for my nephews. the 2 new levis jeans that mama is wearing are for the boys. the swiss watch that rhema wanted for her 21st birthday is on mama's left wrist. Aunt shamma, mama is wearing the necklace , earings nd the ring that you asked for. pls take them. the 6white cotton socks that mama is wearing must be divided among my teenage nephews . pls distribute all these accordilingly and if anything more is required let me know since our papa is also not doing well nowdays.
your loving sister
Violet Chepape.

Ur topic

Its nice thou

LMFAO,

don't really know if it'sfunny or not. .maybe there's a piece missing in the link. .idk.

lysaa:

don't really know if it'sfunny or not. .maybe there's a piece missing in the link. .idk.

Lol

One of the best Joke i have read here, I have to read it again, Keep it up, 

Newest:

Lol

why u come dey laugh me na?

lysaa:

why u come dey laugh me na?

Just found out wat u said was more ok than the thread itself, i mean sounds more funny