y me:

oh no you need a good cook you must be one yourself
oya run go learn am now
i did baby

ill learn why i get married. she has to teach me cos my momma didnt teach me

u did? i didnt get nothn. oya do it again and i cant decipher your code cos im not as smart as think
waiting o. . .

[size=16pt]i would never marry a nagging babe.i prefer to remain a bachelor for life than to marry a nagging babe.

Missy B:

A man that lacks the fear of God. [size=5pt]Dem go say Holy Holy don come.[/size]

this is d best reply.[/size]

tkb417:

ill learn why i get married. she has to teach me cos my momma didnt teach me

u did? i didnt get nothn. oya do it again and i cant decipher your code cos im not as smart as think
waiting o. . .

lol--i did get the message but my hand nor let me type reply
but i will in about 25 years from now
just kidding

y me:

lol--i did get the message but my hand nor let me type reply
but i will in about 25 years from now
just kidding

i see

tkb417:

an ugly , rude, unintelligent woman who cannot cook will be a NO NO for me

Igwe.:

opinionated,fraudulent and untrustworthy

fradulent ke

meaning she will be tearing my chequebooks after mastering my signature

God forbid bad thing

~Sauron~:

u fit marry ugly babe?
ur children go just worwor

tkb417:



i see

oya think with your body and let it out dear maybe i might return your favour
so what says thou

If she can't make POUNDED YAM . . . . . she can buzz off!

y me:

oya think with your body and let it out dear maybe i might return your favour
so what says thou

think with my body?

hehehe

i didnt do sign languages in school. I only know maths and statistics, any other thing i'll fail
so what do u mean return my favour? speak my language yme
im waiting

chamotex:

If she can't make POUNDED YAM . . . . . she can buzz off!

you mean pound am for mortar and pestle?

chamotex:

If she can't make POUNDED YAM . . . . . she can buzz off!

see this one
how can your wife be pounding yam? u berra go village go marry cos Lagos/London gurls no go gree

cant marry a guy that is abusive(be it mentally, physically, verbally and emotionally), lazy, Jobless and selfish

tkb417:

think with my body?

hehehe

i didnt do sign languages in school. I only know maths and statistics, any other thing i'll fail
so what do u mean return my favour? speak my language yme
im waiting

apply that math and statistics you are good at
and i might take it all the way with ya

tkb417:

u fit marry ugly babe?
your children go just worwor

If you don't marry an ugly babe, who would marry them?
Make una pity the fuglies na. . . . . . .

A woman without ambition, ugly ,

Sauron can marry all the ugly babes

tkb417:

see this one
how can your wife be pounding yam? u berra go village go marry cos Lagos/London gurls no go gree

True true

dayokanu:

Sauron can marry all the ugly babes

That wouldn't be a problem. . . . Ma genes are extremely dominant.
Even if i marry Kemistry, she will still produce Beyoncesque daughters

Chamotex,

If you love ponded yam, then marry an Ekiti woman. FL Gators come highly recommended

y me:

apply that math and statistics you are good at
and i might take it all the way with ya

i dont do algebraic equations with too many independent variables. i can deal with 1 or 2 at a time

come off it and get to the terbanacle and lets talk my lingo.
yme, ur wahala is too much ooo

That wouldn't be a problem. . . . Ma genes are extremely dominant.
Even if i marry Kemistry, she will still produce Beyoncesque daughters

Can you give us a picture of your child with Ennyluv?

dayokanu:

Chamotex,

If you love ponded yam, then marry an Ekiti woman. FL Gators come highly recommended

Will she send in d pounded yam via mail?

~Sauron~:

If you don't marry an ugly babe, who would marry them?
Make una pity the fuglies na. . . . . . .

so i shd marry an ugly babe when people like yme full ground

u wicked no be small

dayokanu:

Chamotex,

If you love ponded yam, then marry an Ekiti woman. FL Gators come highly recommended

Mumsie is from Osun state . . . I'll go there and bag me a wifey.

chamotex:

Mumsie is from Osun state . . . I'll go there and bag me a wifey.

she will have tribal marks i swear down

^^ Chamotex,

Osun you mean Ilesa? Cos not all Osun state ppl are Pounded yam favourites, For Pounded yam axis check Ilesha, Ondo and Ekiti states

Chop Ponded yam for night, drink 2 big stout plus Alomo bitters and do you thing all night

tkb417:

i dont do algebraic equations with too many independent variables. i can deal with 1 or 2 at a time
come off it and get to the terbanacle and lets talk my lingo.

i will give you unlimited access just tell me whats your flavour

yme, your wahala is too much ooo

i know, i have heard that a million and one times

~Sauron~:

That wouldn't be a problem. . . . Ma genes are extremely dominant.
Even if i marry Kemistry, she will still produce Beyoncesque daughters

i for see plastic kids

tkb417:

so i shd marry an ugly babe when people like yme full ground

u wicked no be small

Y me is a married woman. . . . .Stick to your Ayettymama.

dayokanu:

Can you give us a picture of your child with Ennyluv?

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~Sauron~:

Y me is a married woman. . . . .Stick to your Ayettymama.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xBboz1HhEjtuAM:http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Gbt1xwnxpdY/s/650[/img]

sharrap

u see ring for her finger? im also married u Arrow

go mind ur biz o b4 i put my fingers in ur eyes

y me:

i will give you unlimited access just tell me whats your flavour

i know, i have heard that a million and one times

i dont wanna disclose my flavour in front of Sauron
but u know my styley na, uve seen my give comments about my fkavour here and there on this forum. dont play ignorance with me o

but; abeg cut this ur wahala and give the code to your apiary (without the bees inside tho)

tkb417:

sharrap
u see ring for her finger? im also married u Arrow

Married to who? Ayettymomma?

go mind your biz o b4 i put my fingers in your eyes

Fara bele, Koye feyin hale