1)many of the guys that says they dont date fat girls,have fat mothers 2)it's better to sit in a bar thinking of God,than to sit in a church thinking of beer 3)have you ever been next to people who gossip so much, that you are even sacred of leaving them, cause u know you're next 4)some females are so afraid of killing even a cockroaches,but already did 5 abortions 5)if a girl dumps you,cos u dont have money,and after u have made money.....she comes back begging.....my brother forgive her,promise her marriage,tell her family you want to renovate their house,remove the roof and disappear.