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If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:54pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
This year will make it 8 years since i started masturbating. At the beginning, it was fun to me as it motivated me to strive better as it was refreshing. With the advent of sexchat on 2go, i took it to another level. I could sexchat for hours everyday. It started taking it's toil on me. I experience pain around my genitals. I missed classes to do the act. I also go late to work. I now have a blurred vision, partial seizure and a soft manhood. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Hehe omo ale ni e, nothing is wrong with masturbation unless you jerk off every now and then dat mean you gat problem. I masturbate when bae is not around and i love it. You need help! 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:58pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
I initially thought that's the worse thing that could happen to me until i encountered bet9ja virtual. Barely 3 years into the act and my life is in ruin. I've been beaten seriously by an 'eiye' boy before for gambling with his phone. I was bleeding from my nose. I also had to run from school after gambling with 20k of one bros like that. Before then, i had sold almost everything in my room to play dog race and virtual football. 5 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
I was picked up and arrested by operation jakpa 3 days ago. That was when i was on my way home from a vip bet9ja shop near corpus christi. I'm glad mumsi bailed me out [again]. Now, i'm in trouble. I've staked with some enrolment money i was given to keep. I wonder how my mum will handle this news, knowing she has only a little to spare. Hmm... I just might meet my waterloo soon. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by AdaAde(f): 7:04pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Abeg make we hear word Today problem, tomorrow trouble, what is your problem gan sef Kindly give your life to jesus 12 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
If masturbation and bet9ja doesn't kill you, who will? Rest in Peace in advance. 12 Likes
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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by LeHMaR(m): 7:25pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
If masturbation doesn't kill you, bet9ja will. Bros, you no for like make i join for the list of things wey fit kill you?.. 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by jumiasalesguy3: 7:39pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
You know your problem! Find the cure. 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 8:38pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
fuckerstard:your case is different since you seldomly do it. Me, i'm having back pain now coz i can't control the act. Once i'm weak, i take malt or pepsi, eat enough food then continue after rest.it's that bad 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Mekanus(m): 9:23pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Betgja will kill u faster than wanking. Wanking is even harmless. You started wanking just 8 years ago and you're already complaining. 2 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ultimate77(m): 10:09pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Please 2003 to date is how many years? |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by InfernoNig: 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
ChildOfDoom: My bro, you are finished 9 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by sodiqapril(m): 11:17pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
if none of them actually kills you, your moniker will.please consult a psychologist, I'm sure you'll find some helpful comments here also but make sure you ignore any negative opinion... as for d masturbation, d only cure is constant sex 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Tallesty1(m): 11:19pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
One sure thing is that you're going to die very soon. Good news if you ask me. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
I think it's time I write a book on how to stop masturbation. 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by fancy4eve(f): 12:16am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Clap for your self |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by daben1(m): 12:31am On Jun 16, 2018 |
You can stop it if you REALLY want to. |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by candyguyofficia(m): 1:19am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Mightyify:... I feel you bro but the therapy too extreme sha make village people no go kill the OP because of word(s) of his mouth. OP abeg go deliverance 4 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by nelsonebby(m): 2:54am On Jun 16, 2018 |
8 years? you're already addicted no cure for that. try having sex with someone frequently then you'll surely quit or reduce your masturbation habit |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 3:03am On Jun 16, 2018 |
ChildOfDoom:As promised, the book is in progress.
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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Mightyify(m): 3:13am On Jun 16, 2018 |
candyguyofficia: A gambling addict is worse than a dead man... dead men don't hurt people but a gambler does. |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Holarbizzy042(f): 4:50am On Jun 16, 2018 |
I never knew i could stop gambling too. The trick is quiet simple, you replace an addiction with another addiction. Lol 4 Likes |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by peacengine(m): 4:56am On Jun 16, 2018 |
JoeClef: What are you waiting for bro? Thank God for rescuing me, I understand the guy, I was a chronic addict for years, it's God that helped my case. OP, go to God for solution |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Kingsley1000(m): 5:32am On Jun 16, 2018 |
QUIT BET9JA LEAVE WANKING |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 5:34am On Jun 16, 2018 |
LeHMaR:Me sef dey line o,I wan join 1 Like |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:28am On Jun 16, 2018 |
jumiasalesguy3:it's hard o. Whenever i'm bored, stressed out or in trouble, both are the only thing i think off to cool. Sadly, it puts me in more problem |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by jumiasalesguy3: 10:56am On Jun 16, 2018 |
ChildOfDoom:Why masturbate when you can afford a girl. I'm not a saint so I know what exactly you feel aside the betting thing which I have never tried because I don't believe in luck. So on the masturbation. Get a sexually active girl and you may reduce your rate of masturbation. But if despite sex , you still need masturbation then your case is medically inclined because for me if I get regular sex I can go months without thinking of masturbation. |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 12:24pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Kingsley1000:hmm... You have a point. The disastrous effect of gambling in just over two years is worse than that of wanking i've been doing a long time |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nasri100(m): 1:37pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Childofdoom You are really a tr oll. My nigga I always enjoy your write up. |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 2:40pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
JoeClef:hmm... I doubt if there can be a solution. It helps reduce one's worries. Again, networks are giving free mb [like etisalat]. Xvideos keep updating hot porn. How does one hold back with so much naughty stuff to download |
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Blazing8(m): 3:11pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
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