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If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:54pm On Jun 15, 2018
This year will make it 8 years since i started masturbating. At the beginning, it was fun to me as it motivated me to strive better as it was refreshing. With the advent of sexchat on 2go, i took it to another level. I could sexchat for hours everyday.

It started taking it's toil on me. I experience pain around my genitals. I missed classes to do the act. I also go late to work. I now have a blurred vision, partial seizure and a soft manhood.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
Hehe omo ale ni e, nothing is wrong with masturbation unless you jerk off every now and then dat mean you gat problem. I masturbate when bae is not around and i love it.

You need help!

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
I initially thought that's the worse thing that could happen to me until i encountered bet9ja virtual. Barely 3 years into the act and my life is in ruin.

I've been beaten seriously by an 'eiye' boy before for gambling with his phone. I was bleeding from my nose. I also had to run from school after gambling with 20k of one bros like that. Before then, i had sold almost everything in my room to play dog race and virtual football.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2018
I was picked up and arrested by operation jakpa 3 days ago. That was when i was on my way home from a vip bet9ja shop near corpus christi. I'm glad mumsi bailed me out [again].

Now, i'm in trouble. I've staked with some enrolment money i was given to keep. I wonder how my mum will handle this news, knowing she has only a little to spare. Hmm... I just might meet my waterloo soon.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by AdaAde(f): 7:04pm On Jun 15, 2018
Abeg make we hear word angry angry

Today problem, tomorrow trouble, what is your problem gan sef angry

Kindly give your life to jesus angry

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Jun 15, 2018
If masturbation and bet9ja doesn't kill you, who will?



Rest in Peace in advance.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by LeHMaR(m): 7:25pm On Jun 15, 2018
If masturbation doesn't kill you, bet9ja will.
Bros, you no for like make i join for the list of things wey fit kill you?..

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by jumiasalesguy3: 7:39pm On Jun 15, 2018
You know your problem! Find the cure.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 8:38pm On Jun 15, 2018
fuckerstard:
Hehe omo ale ni e, nothing is wrong with masturbation unless you jerk off every now and then dat mean you gat problem. I masturbate when bae is not around and i love it.

You need help!
your case is different since you seldomly do it. Me, i'm having back pain now coz i can't control the act. Once i'm weak, i take malt or pepsi, eat enough food then continue after rest.it's that bad

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Mekanus(m): 9:23pm On Jun 15, 2018
Betgja will kill u faster than wanking. Wanking is even harmless. You started wanking just 8 years ago and you're already complaining.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ultimate77(m): 10:09pm On Jun 15, 2018
Please 2003 to date is how many years?
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by InfernoNig: 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
your case is different since you seldomly do it. Me, i'm having back pain now coz i can't control the act. Once i'm weak, i take malt or pepsi, eat enough food then continue after rest.it's that bad

My bro, you are finished

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by sodiqapril(m): 11:17pm On Jun 15, 2018
if none of them actually kills you, your moniker will.please consult a psychologist, I'm sure you'll find some helpful comments here also but make sure you ignore any negative opinion... as for d masturbation, d only cure is constant sex

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Tallesty1(m): 11:19pm On Jun 15, 2018
One sure thing is that you're going to die very soon. Good news if you ask me.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jun 15, 2018
I think it's time I write a book on how to stop masturbation.

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by fancy4eve(f): 12:16am On Jun 16, 2018
Clap for your self
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by daben1(m): 12:31am On Jun 16, 2018
You can stop it if you REALLY want to.
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by candyguyofficia(m): 1:19am On Jun 16, 2018
Mightyify:
Brother follow this instructions I'll give you and you'll stop bet9ja... remember to thank me later. Bring Sharp razor blade cut yourself in the hand, put your blood in a cup, buy raw egg empty it there too... remove your footwears to make sure your legs are touching the ground

Swear that you will never play bet9ja again that any day you try it, you should die... Say Something like "I swear with my life by using my blood as a convenant anyday that I play vitual let me die mysteriously, this ground I'm standing should bear me witness as well as this raw egg"

The fear of this swear Will keep you away from gambling...if you're afraid of doing it then you're not ready to stop. I studied psychology, I have used this particular therapy to stop more than 20 young men from gambling. They're always happy to see me and their lives is better now. Don't bother whether the swear Will work or not.

Do it today bro....do it today... and you'll forever be grateful to both me and God
... I feel you bro but the therapy too extreme sha make village people no go kill the OP because of word(s) of his mouth. OP abeg go deliverance

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by nelsonebby(m): 2:54am On Jun 16, 2018
8 years?
you're already addicted no cure for that.



try having sex with someone frequently then you'll surely quit or reduce your masturbation habit
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 3:03am On Jun 16, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
This year will make it 8 years since i started masturbating. At the beginning, it was fun to me as it motivated me to strive better as it was refreshing. With the advent of sexchat on 2go, i took it to another level. I could sexchat for hours everyday.

It started taking it's toil on me. I experience pain around my genitals. I missed classes to do the act. I also go late to work. I now have a blurred vision, partial seizure and a soft manhood.
As promised, the book is in progress.

Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Mightyify(m): 3:13am On Jun 16, 2018
candyguyofficia:

... I feel you bro but the therapy too extreme sha make village people no go kill the OP because of word(s) of his mouth. OP abeg go deliverance

A gambling addict is worse than a dead man... dead men don't hurt people but a gambler does.
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Holarbizzy042(f): 4:50am On Jun 16, 2018
I never knew i could stop gambling too. The trick is quiet simple, you replace an addiction with another addiction. Lol

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by peacengine(m): 4:56am On Jun 16, 2018
JoeClef:
I think it's time I write a book on how to stop masturbation.

What are you waiting for bro? Thank God for rescuing me, I understand the guy, I was a chronic addict for years, it's God that helped my case. OP, go to God for solution
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Kingsley1000(m): 5:32am On Jun 16, 2018
QUIT BET9JA LEAVE WANKING
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nobody: 5:34am On Jun 16, 2018
LeHMaR:
If masturbation doesn't kill you, bet9ja will.
Bros, you no for like make i join for the list of things wey fit kill you?..
Me sef dey line o,I wan join grin

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Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 6:28am On Jun 16, 2018
jumiasalesguy3:
You know your problem! Find the cure.
it's hard o. Whenever i'm bored, stressed out or in trouble, both are the only thing i think off to cool. Sadly, it puts me in more problem
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by jumiasalesguy3: 10:56am On Jun 16, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
it's hard o. Whenever i'm bored, stressed out or in trouble, both are the only thing i think off to cool. Sadly, it puts me in more problem
Why masturbate when you can afford a girl. I'm not a saint so I know what exactly you feel aside the betting thing which I have never tried because I don't believe in luck.
So on the masturbation. Get a sexually active girl and you may reduce your rate of masturbation. But if despite sex , you still need masturbation then your case is medically inclined because for me if I get regular sex I can go months without thinking of masturbation.
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 12:24pm On Jun 16, 2018
Kingsley1000:
QUIT BET9JA LEAVE WANKING
hmm... You have a point. The disastrous effect of gambling in just over two years is worse than that of wanking i've been doing a long time
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Nasri100(m): 1:37pm On Jun 16, 2018
Childofdoom

You are really a tr oll. My nigga cheesy I always enjoy your write up.
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by ChildOfDoom: 2:40pm On Jun 16, 2018
JoeClef:
I think it's time I write a book on how to stop masturbation.
hmm... I doubt if there can be a solution. It helps reduce one's worries.

Again, networks are giving free mb [like etisalat]. Xvideos keep updating hot porn. How does one hold back with so much naughty stuff to download
Re: If Masturbation Doesn't Kill Me Soon, Bet9ja Will by Blazing8(m): 3:11pm On Jun 16, 2018
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