A bloke is in bed with his wife, he farts and shouts "one nil" she lets rip and shouts "1 all" at "2-all"  he farts again,but this time,the fart follows through and he  poo's on the bed!! his astonished wife asked "what the hell was that  " he says "half time, swap sides" 

Lmao 

hahahahhahaah

doh?

Dont take a genius to figure out the humour 

dats too dry sister,you got to learn more,,

ibrahim007:

that is too dry sister,you got to learn more,,

Lmao  now that's ^^^  funny~i guess the joke's on u ! Err nvr did say i was a comedian bro,besides like i said it don't take a genius to figure out the humour,jeez y do peeps take things so so dam personal,i didnt post it to satisfy one man's humour,oookay u read a joke u don't particularly find funny,move on,its not a big deal >> don't blame me for your lack of humour  on this joke it goes to show everyone got a different level of acceptin humour >>bear that in mind !

Hey sis,you complicating things for urself,it took it to be a misconception,nwayz i want an aquintance cos i like the way you express urself my num is 08075773779 my mail addy is succulentplayboy at yahoo.com.slaw,

@ ibrahim007 ,Thanks buddy where u at? R u really a succulentplayboy ? lol, take care for now

I'm in Naija,wat bout you?,if you wanna kno if i'm a succulentplayboy you can confirm it urself haven experienced it is better than haven heard it.lol.