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Religious Boyfriend by KennyG6(m): 6:34pm On Jun 13, 2010
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's home for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 6:36pm On Jun 13, 2010
Were is the joke?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by Odunnu: 6:50pm On Jun 13, 2010
Where did you kip your sense of humour?
@postr,kool.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by tayoast(m): 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2010
studio's a dumb.

its a gud joke, but stale
Re: Religious Boyfriend by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2010
Studio CFR:

Were is the joke?



@poster Nice one.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by tayoast(m): 8:39pm On Jun 13, 2010
cheesy
Re: Religious Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:02am On Jun 14, 2010
This same joke was posted here just a couple of days ago!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by cbase: 9:59am On Jun 14, 2010
so what?, laugh angry
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2010
Still searching for the joke
Re: Religious Boyfriend by tayoast(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2010
kip searching.
buy me guguru wen u'r done tongue
Re: Religious Boyfriend by eendy(f): 12:01pm On Jun 14, 2010
The joke is easy to understand. Turns out the girlfriend's father is the pharmacist from whom the guy bought
  the condoms. He might as well pray forever.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:03pm On Jun 14, 2010
Ok! Can i go now?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 12:06pm On Jun 14, 2010
grin grin grin nice one poster grin grin grin
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:08pm On Jun 14, 2010
Dress back first
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Jun 14, 2010
Studio CFR:

Ok! Can i go now?
Only on one condition. Agree u are a. . .

Good one Kenny.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:12pm On Jun 14, 2010
Lyssa we dey beat woman for the side of Warri i come from.
Just to let u know.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:20pm On Jun 14, 2010
See this small boy o. Where u know for Warri?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:27pm On Jun 14, 2010
I'm not a small boy. Respect yourself.
I be waffi and my place no too far from your side.

Erm, una still dey sleep under the hut and mud houses?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 12:30pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

See this small boy o. Where u know for Warri?
men this lysaa girl is very HAWT!, shame she is a warri girl embarassed embarassed
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:33pm On Jun 14, 2010
If u say she Hot then i wonder wetin u go talk when u see gurl wey hot for real
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 12:34pm On Jun 14, 2010
aha come on she get am wella,
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:36pm On Jun 14, 2010
Studio dey console yasef, shameless sucker!LOL

Studio CFR:

I'm not a small boy. Respect yourself.
I be waffi and my place no too far from your side.

Erm, una still dey sleep under the hut and mud houses?
Sharrap dia! Anyway, warri ppl get good heart, we fit accomodate u. .but If u do anyhow u go see anyhow naw naw.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:37pm On Jun 14, 2010
Mention the things wey she get wey that your eyes see.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 12:39pm On Jun 14, 2010
she sabi break bottle for head?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:41pm On Jun 14, 2010
Hhhmmm stay on topic please
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:46pm On Jun 14, 2010
stop acting religious, u can't be my boyfriend!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2010
Tee_Jay:

she sabi break bottle for head?
I don gradg pass that Level na. .I dey break bottle for chest!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:50pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na only the person wey life don tire go accept u as gurl friend
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 12:52pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

I don gradg pass that Level na. .I dey break bottle for chest!
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked really?

[size=5pt]lysaa are u on YIM? [/size]
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 12:53pm On Jun 14, 2010
I talk am
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:58pm On Jun 14, 2010
Sanya! Nor let me chest u commot for road o angry

Tee_Jay:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked really?

[size=5pt]lysaa are u on YIM? [/size]
Warri! u dey doubt me? Na so we dey take gym for warri na!


FYI if u try that exercise everyday for 2 weeks, U go lift weight with ya chest. U go even dey chest bullets dey holla Odeshi!!!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:00pm On Jun 14, 2010
Hahaha
Warri babes no dey disappoint

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