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okikiosibodu:
Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up at 2am in the morning to beat you for an offence you committed at 2pm the previous day.... That's what we call
#CarryOverBeating!!!!

Lol.

Hope y're good. Saw your mention in the other thread, this one is already in page four as well, growing longer too.
It's okay anyway.

Who else noticed that
People like writing TV
because they can't
spell ordinary
Telivition

okikiosibodu:
Who else noticed that
People like writing TV
because they can't
spell ordinary
Telivition

ewwwwo! your own case na OYO ooo

Finally I can speak French
(Born June mama come on serve her?
Serve her beer mercy)

People wey wan to use #100 naira win #100 million
If na ur papa business u go gree??

If you are offered "10million to kill an insect on your Dad's head with slippers...
Will you go for it??
one guy replied - he said his dad will even advise him to use plank..

Lagos traffic sha...
U will b living in Lagos. They will call to tell u ur wife is about to deliver. U will na enter Lagos traffic and by the time u get to the hospital, ur child is in primary 4.

okikiosibodu:
Lagos traffic sha...
U will b living in Lagos. They will call to tell u ur wife is about to deliver. U will na enter Lagos traffic and by the time u get to the hospital, ur child is in primary 4.

this one weak me oh

okikiosibodu:
If you are offered "10million to kill an insect on your Dad's head with slippers...
Will you go for it??
one guy replied - he said his dad will even advise him to use plank..

shebi it's ordinary slippers? I can use shovel sef

Those people who cut tissue without following the dotted line
What's your problem?

If your birthday is 9months from your dads birthday...

Just know your mum used you as birthday gift

okikiosibodu:
If your birthday is 9months from your dads birthday...

Just know your mum used you as birthday gift

Woah!

Actors and actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons and do not fall in love.
But this girl just clicked "LIKE" on
Your picture and you've been thinking about it for days!
BROTHER! In Jesus' name, receive ur brain

Copied
My kogi girlfriend caught me with another girl yesterday only
for me to hear that she went to her village today....
I think my life is one minute remaining

As Long As Your Name Is Still "Baby" In The Argument..
You're SAFE My Brother, Kiss Her

If your Girlfriend has a Lot of Male "Cousins" Trust Me You're also one of Her Cousins to her other cousins

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You're doing a great job

Flight Attendant Sacked After Boyfriend Proposed To Her Mid-flight

My dad will hold belt and still tell me..
Come I won't flog you
Maybe is death by hanging

In all my years of studying, its only today i got to know that the word "newspaper" was short form for the word "north, east, west, south, past and present events reported".
I want my school fees back

The way Nigerian moms send someone on errand sef will leave u confused.

MY MUM: Go n buy me bathing soap, buy me Lux soap, if it is #70 buy it, if it is #80 and Joy is #70 buy Joy, but if they are both #80 buy Lux , buh if they are both unavailable buy me any good soap for #70 .

ME: mom, wat do you want me to goan buy exactly??

Being single for too long is not good o.... now have forgttten how to spell relassionsheep

For those of you forming ORAL ENGLISH,until you stop pronouncing God as guard, your prayers are going straight to the security guards

Lord,please make me the commissioner for thunder....
I Promise I won't disappoint you

Say hi if u didn't date in secondary school.... Thunder pls get ready

HOW TO BORROW CREDIT WITHOUT PAYING BACK.
1. Borrow airtime by dialing*506#
2. After you've exhausted the borrowed airtime, dial *326# and change the date of your phone to 01/01/2010.
3. Remove your battery and sim
4. Insert the battery and the sim card back. You will then receive a feedback message from MTN saying "Dear customer, the thunder that will fire you is still under configuration if you don't pay back our money."

My kid brother is saving his money with my mom hoping to collect it on Christmas day
Should I tell him the truth.

All you to did I like them confuse to person another to it send, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took all you since.

Still Confused?
Now read backwards.

Have you noticed in Nigeria , the boys that are named Wisdom usually have no single sense
Am not the writer