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Cyanide Prescription by TeeJay6(m): 7:13pm On Jun 15, 2010 |
A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!" |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by tayoast(m): 8:29pm On Jun 15, 2010 |
hehehe. . . wat a prescription!~!!!! |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by EfemenaXY: 8:54am On Jun 19, 2010 |
Nice 1 TJ |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by Dyt(f): 9:05am On Jun 19, 2010 |
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Re: Cyanide Prescription by VALIDATOR: 4:48pm On Jun 22, 2010 |
Nice joke. |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by jokingmary(m): 6:31pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
I taught the pharmacist was a good Sameritan Oh well, Nice 1 @ poster |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by glassman: 3:03pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
Thanks man, u got me laughin real hard. |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by lysaa(f): 4:10pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
^^ pls take it easy so u don't break. @op That's a killer joke! |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by StudioCFR(m): 4:20pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
This One a killer joke? No make me laugh abeg. |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by lysaa(f): 4:28pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
Hey laugh at joke not my reply. Ur mate dey watch football, whichway? |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by dani1luv: 4:30pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
I likie |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by cbase: 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
Validated |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by StudioCFR(m): 7:55am On Jun 29, 2010 |
No near me-- u midget! U want make i use my left leg match u enter ground? |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by EfemenaXY: 12:05pm On Jun 29, 2010 |
hmmm |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by tayoast(m): 8:45pm On Jun 30, 2010 |
Re: Cyanide Prescription by TeeJay6(m): 11:15am On Jul 01, 2010 |
oh ok |
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