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Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:07am On Jun 19, 2010 |
[center]Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector:Slim or healthy Woman: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was he wearing Woman: I dont remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody with him?? Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a gold chain, height about 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together. (the woman started crying) Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!! [/center] |
Re: Missing Husband! by kutest(f): 1:36am On Jun 19, 2010 |
really guess d dog bhvd berra dan d hubby |
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:38am On Jun 19, 2010 |
perhaps she loves the dog more |
Re: Missing Husband! by lactemps(m): 1:45am On Jun 19, 2010 |
LOl, very hilarious, Mind you this happens in real life. |
Re: Missing Husband! by EfemenaXY: 9:02am On Jun 19, 2010 |
na repeat joke be dis? 'cos I've seen this exact joke just a few days ago! |
Re: Missing Husband! by Dyt(f): 9:09am On Jun 19, 2010 |
missin dog |
Re: Missing Husband! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2010 |
Funny! Perhaps the dog looks better than the husband. |
Re: Missing Husband! by KennyG6(m): 12:29pm On Jun 19, 2010 |
seen a similar one, b[b]ut still very funny well done[/b] |
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Missing Husband! by KennyG6(m): 10:24pm On Jun 19, 2010 |
very funny!!!! |
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:14pm On Jun 20, 2010 |
Fine! If u have seen it b4. @kunbee, get another word for 'stale' and be using. Dont u think u've been over-using it? U no dey appreciate people work, abi e no dey ur dictionary? @ omomeji, wa shere jor! |
Re: Missing Husband! by DAVE5(m): 5:31pm On Jun 20, 2010 |
hahaha.the man dognapped the dog out of jealousy i guess |
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Jun 20, 2010 |
bibs: My friend, shut up and post more jokes i haven't seen before. Capisce? |
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 4:03pm On Jun 21, 2010 |
wu be ur friend? RUN! Mr. I've-Read-All-Jokes, next time u see my name against a topic no bother open am. |
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:17pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Awwwwwww, you are cranky*rolls eyes* |
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