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| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:10am On Mar 12, 2019 |
Episode 70 (BABA OLOWO @70) hahahhahahahahhaha everybody here just dey laugh like mad man, see come baba olowo wetin you say this mad pastor John Oyeniyi dey talk self to him members dem make need miracle jobs? I tell una say uptill today none of the member the pastor pray for dey work now self, the only one make manage to dey work na wadewaltz make dey do bakery work and na two loaves of bread dem dey use pay am every week, but the thing be say everytime dem send wadewaltz go supply bread, i tell una say three or five breads go dey miss, the owner of the bakery go dey complain which kind thief be this? Hahahahahahahahhahah everybody burst laugh, i tell una say that pastor John Oyeniyi and him church worst, no member of the church dey work better work, hahahhaahahhahahaa chaiii notin we no go see for this life, naso people for rumours hotel here dey shine teeth dey laugh, so finally baba olowo don reach episode 70, naso i tell them, abeg its been a long road but we are here now, oboy see as everybody stand up they give me baba olowo standing ovation, oboy see claps and laughs kikikikikikikikiki lololololo gtgtgtgt braaaaasssssss notin we no hear for here so, abeg baba olowo na legend, the number one online funny yabber, as people dey hail me dey laugh, naso wadewaltz shout, please why the noise? Afterall you guys are only celebrating a fully grown fool called baba olowo, hahhahahahhahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, but the thing be say na small thing everybody here for gather wadewaltz beat die, naso i look wadewaltz laugh, see come you this enstranged cow make dem dey call wadewaltz, as you do face so like toothpick, na your type dem dey use take go collect maggi from mallam shop go cook soup, as you do yansh so like abeg chop knuckle, hahhahahhahahahah everybody burst laugh, naso i continue, see come wadewaltz, you do neck so like electrick kettle, as you big reach so na ontop motor roof you still dey sleep, with that your sharp teeth like enslaved shark, hahahahhahahahaaa everybody burst laugh chaiii people laugh sotey dem start to dey scatter chairs for here, abeg baba olowo leave wadewaltz oooo, as we still dey laugh dey catch fun, naso one guy make dem dey call centino come outside dey shine teeth, naso centino shout, please everyone here you are welcome to another edition of who wants to be a millionaire, brought to you live by seun the brand owner of nairaland, and our contestant for tonight will be sokodobo, ahhhhh people shout, which kind useless thing be this? Naso person stand up shout, see come centino as you take do teeth so like sweet mama ikebe super, na thunder make dey bleach nahim go fire your yansh there, which one again be this one na? Oboy we no believe sokodobo rush come outside dey shine teeth go sidon, naso me baba olowo look dem laugh, see come centino and sokodobo, as una two take do face so like anti reptile cleaner so, na una type dey arrange go thief person dog carry go sell, as una do yansh so like cross river state, hahahahahahhahahaa everybody burst laugh, chaiii which kind crazy who wants to be a millionaire be this one self? Naso centino the host continue, please sokodobo how do you feel been the contestant of this show? Naso sokodobo shout, am really happy here,its a dream come true for me, i never imagined this will come to pass but it did, i will really much be happy if i do win this thanks, naso centino shout, you will need to answer 10 questions correctly so you can be a proud winner of 10 million naira cash, naso dem start, question 1= who is wadewaltz? (A) wadewaltz is a thief (B) wadewaltz is a fool (C) wadewaltz is a burnt offering (D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist hahahahaahhahahaha everybody burst laugh, chaiiii abeg na wadewaltz be this? Naso sokodobo answer, i think i know this one, the answer is (D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist, naso centino shout, you have won for yourself 50,000 naira cash, wooooooooooooowwowowow everybody shine teeth dey clap for sokodobo, so this fool wadewaltz na newly found rapist make we get for this our area here so? Hahahahahahhahahahaha everybody burst laugh naso centino shout again, question 2= in what year was wadewaltz born? (A) 1999 (B) 2019 (C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am (D) wadewaltz was born close to a dangerous snake at the year 1882, hahhahahahahahahahaaha everybody burst laugh, chaiiii which kind mad questions be all this one self? Naso sokodobo shout, please i want to ask the audience, oboy we no believe the audience dem shout say the answer na (C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am, naso centino ask sokodobo, do you agree with the audience? Sokodobo answer yes am ok with the answer because i know no one truelly knows how wadewaltz was born, so he must have been born close to the sea side as a marine evil spirit, hahhahhhahhahahahahaha i don die ooooo watch out for episode 71 1 Like |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 6:15pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Nice work baba |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:31pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
Hmmm no much comments here, abi people here no dey enjoy the story? For facebook see as people dey beg me up and down please stanley can you be posting this your funny story of baba olowo in our group? See as here dry like cow shit, Looks like i go hang boot for now. After all i don try for una here to drop 70 episodes, its better i focus on those facebook groups than here, take care guys and bye, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:47am On Mar 24, 2019 |
Make i just vex compose episode 71 of baba olowo for una for here again, person just make me vex now and i go let am know say i pass am die, i yab the guy for facebook group sotey baba run, i still go chat am up for facebook private chat still tear am with better yabbings for hours, till when baba start to dey type in only two lines, chaiii laugh won kill me die, no be to first rush dey find trouble be the issue but na to finish am, i yab person sotey i pity the fool when him no gree reply again for private chat on facebook. I tell una say now this guy don start again to dey reply my post dem again, my 100% unbeaten record still dey intact onlike wadewaltz make go always go report me to mods dem if baba see say i don too yab am. Una go block baba olowo tire i swear. Or else all this fools dem bow down say baba you too much, if wadewaltz get mind make we jam for facebook, i tell una say baba no go even last for one hour talkless of hours of constant yabbing. I never loose before online and i no go ever loose. Now dem don crown me baba olowo as the number one facebook funny guy make get yabs full ground as you want am, anyways i go start to dey post here again, then if no comments den i go stop again because na comments dey keep me going and i go dey get inspirations to fit dey compose new funny episodes dem, baba olowo is back episode 71 is live here on Hd thanks baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:49am On Mar 24, 2019 |
Episode 71 (na thunder go fire this fool make bring me out of retirement) see come na thunder go fire your butthole there you this foolish guy make dem dey call Johnson Anyanwu, as you take keep head like person make dey kiri ice cream for street so, as you take bring me out from retirement so naso person self go use vex retire you, no make me continue to dey yab you or swear for you oooo, i swear life go tire you for here, all for the fun baba, naso people start to dey laugh, hahahahahahhhahaha i no believe person shout, see come baba olowo as you take do face so like who just drink garri make dem mix with olive oil so, which one be your own for here na? Wetin even make you go retire self when you don reach episode 70 of baba olowo d long prick make you dey post here for us? Well i no blame you as you keep neck so like ethiopian airlines, hahahahhaahahahhaha everybody burst laugh chaiii i don suffer for here, as people still dey laugh naso centino shout, please audience remember we are still live on who wants to be a millionaire here, and this our contestant called sokodobo is still on the hot seat, so here we continue. sokodobo has answered 2 questions correctly and have won for himself 500,000 naira cash. centino the host shout again, question 3= who is Johnson Anyanwu? (A) Johnson Anyanwu is a crippled old begger (B) Johnson Anyanwu is a bricklayer (C) Johnson Anyanwu is an old time public rapist (D) Johnson Anyanwu is the owner of this popularly known grave yard called (na thunder go fire you there idiot) hahahahhahhahahahaha everybody burst laugh abeg which kind useless question be this one na? Naso one guy shout, so this fool Johnson Anyanwu get grave yard where dem dey bury people self? I for say why the guy even resemble person make dey kiri mosquito insecticide dey sell for hold up dem, hahahahhhahahahahahahah i don die oooooo, we no believe sokodobo answer the question, to me the answer is (C) Johnson Anyanwu is an old time public rapist, naso centino the host shout, you have won for your self 1,000,000 million naira cash!!! Ahhhhh people shout, how come sokodobo take get the answer right? Chaiii nothing we no go see for this place self? As we still dey laugh dey catch fun, naso wadewaltz make do belle so like skipping rope shout. Hello audience please why the heavy noise here? Lets not be a slowpoke and focus on how this show will finally end. Chaiii the thing confuse guys dem, naso eddie ola stand up shout. See come wadewaltz abi na wade electric kettle be your name self, as you take keep face so like devil one hand bag, na thunder go fire you there for us fool, na people like you dem dey use take exchange collect white handkerchief take blow nose later troway am, as you do chest so like cattle rearer. Hahahhahahahahahahah everybody burst laugh abeg which one again be cattle rearer for here na? So you mean say wadewaltz na all this fulani herdsmen dem make dey train cows? Hahahahhahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh again, chaiii wadewaltz don suffer. As we still dey laugh naso Johnson Anyanwu juniour brother make dem dey call madman left shoe enter inside rumours hotel start to dey kiri something, madman left shoe dey shout, please who wants to buy this natural man booster sexual guide for men and women? Its still available do contact me if you need a copy sent to your email instantly. Naso people burst laugh, hahahahahahahahhhahaha nothing we no go see for here so? Chaiiii the thing pain sekpe timothy naso baba stand up shout, see come you this guy make dem dey call madman left shoe so, as you take resemble wetin dem eat finish vomit so, na people like you dem dey use go exchange go bet for snooker board. As you keep belle so like long term investment for ritualist dem, hahahahahaahhahhaha everybody burst laugh chaiii wetin be this? As people dey laugh naso me baba olowo stand up shout, see come Johnson Anyanwu as you take keep back so like alpha make don rape person goat tire so, na thunder go help me fire you for there with that your cow brain. As you take keep bears so like love letter make youngzubi forget to stamp before him send am to him shy girlfriend make resemble toothpick make dry so. Hahahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh chaiii wetin be this? I tell una say this Johnson Anyanwu go really stupid when him still dey secondary school i swear, na people like you dem dey troway comot from on top school gate go outside say you never pay school fees and you still dey talk anyhow like enstranged goat make still dey suck breast like chicken pox. Hahahahhahahahahaha people scatter chairs fall for ground start to dey laugh like mad people, ahhhhh baba olowo you no go kill person ooooo, naso i continue, as you Johnson Anyanwu take make me vex i come back from retirement, na like so person self go vex go dig out your great uncles dem grave troway all their bones comeoutside thief them go sell, hahahahahahahahaha episode 72 coming soon |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:56pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Hahahhahahahahahahaha i don laugh tire for here oooo, so this my yabs self dey pain you wadewaltz for body, chaiii abeg take heart ooooo my guy wadewaltz. Anyways if i come back from work early today i fit compose another episode post for here, abeg some people here dey die ooooo, na me dem dey call baba olowo the number one online funny yabber no ever try me guy, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:51pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
Hmmm abeg this na waist of time for me here, na facebook i base on now since no much comments here i better go where go favour me abeg, na my last episode i go post for here be this, if you won read dem my latest episode go check for facebook, some people dey chat me why i no dey post again as before, abeg if na you here dry like this you go ever post again, afterall am not been paid here na just for the fun so since its like this so be it, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by mirabel9(f): 6:51am On Mar 28, 2019 |
okafor200: we are with you baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:47pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
mirabel9: thanks dear, but my niggas aint doing the right thing here, it feels bad when you have no one to console you, my niggas aint know me baba olowo, but they wish i keep on updating here everyday, to compose here aint my problem but the follow ups are, tell me if my grammer aint what you expected to see and read onlike a typical baba olowo bad broken english you aint seen anytin yet, imagine a south african babe chatting me up telling she really love my funny stories, but i keep wondering how come she can read pidgin english? Even foreign people like my story but my niggas dont because dey aint known who baba olowo truelly is, some will be thinking see come baba olowo na thunder go fire you and this your aint you dey type here up and down like cow so, but i will always reply them you aint baba olowo so keep your re-arranged mouth shut like the devils stolen goods, i feel like typing here all in poems making my readers confused and making also my ghost dumb, dey call me nigga take it easy and type us things here like a pig, you scoff all over me that i had even forgoten, abeg wetin be this scoff i typed here self? dey tell me aint you going to class or you are here waiting for who to rape? My babe sent me a pm please baby i hope you aint with any other girl while am away? I told her baby i love you so much i think my cockk is hot like bonk, dey hail me nigga you aint got any update for us? I tell dem niggas you aint got a room for two to smush big ass, dey say baba olowo we feeling you but you type in rags, but i tell dem you niggas are squacks that you look ahead in spoongebobs pants, a nigga call me hey baby baba olowo can i have your drenched number for sexxx? But i tell them hey bro can i have your butthole wooped with hard woods of a mad man, dey tell me you sure you aint an ingrate, but i tell them you talking to the nigga most funny guy on facebook dickss profile so chat me up at 4am close to morning when am asleep, hahahahahahahahaha, dey say baba olowo cant type in raps like a forgoten nigga called wadewaltz abi wade thumbs, you aint seen anything yet mr rap war wadecrumb, you claim to be a nigga soldier but you are a nigga lord of dickks, you stamp on cracks but you smoke out wide like a cockkk, you diminish ur true self replacing it like a crap, wadewaltz got dickkk balls that he forgot he got one, my nigga wade lives with his grandma that he writes letter everyday sending them down to the city for his poor niggas to see, ohh poor wadelimp you regret ever knowing who okafor200 is, you wish had it been i known i could have stayed away from his crib, dey say me and youngzubi are the same but not knowing i aint youngzubi's niece, sconk head lil wade the little man broke goat, life go tire you sleepy man born low, hahahahahhahhahahaha laugh won tear my pant here ooo, shebi dem say na only dem fit drop raps like super stars abi? Make una come learn from me the rap nigga, a dedication to wadewaltz rap war, now you know the real father of the raps, am aint a game nigga but a real fella, abeg wetin i dey talk here self? Please i cant even understand myself, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Its been a long road but we are here now, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:48pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Its better to laugh alone than to post it here, see come is it your laugh? Anyways i feel like composing another mad funny episode so we all can read and laugh, typing here all alone just dey make me dey smile, i dey with my guy leonard baba, its been a while i posted here for my niggas to see, am aint wadewaltz the nigga born in a mallam kiosk, hahahhahahahahahahahha all for the fun baba, looks like i now like this wadewaltz rap war for jobless men dem, abeg make i no go bite my tongue oooo, claiming to be a nigga cook, nowadays i no just know wetin i dey even type again self, see come na thunder go help me fire your butthole there wadewaltz for bringing out this rap war of a thing, sotey nowadays me baba olowo don dey speak good english claiming to be a nigga trooop, even me myself no dey understand my english here again, see come wadewaltz why your presence here just dey infect people like bad virus, happy weekends guys episode 72 coming soon live on Hd tittled (the dry bone shall rise again) hahahahhhahahahahaha i never even compose am i don dey already they shine teeth here like fool, see the title name self the dry bone shall rise again, abeg na wadewaltz dry bone shall rise again? Hahahahahahahahahahahaah all for the fun baba, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:14am On Mar 31, 2019 |
Happy sunday guys, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:01pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Episode 72 (the dry bone shall rise again) hahahahahahahahhahaa see as everybody here dey laugh like mad people, oboy i no believe person stand up shout, abeg baba olowo which one again be this one you title this your episode 72 so the dry bone shall rise again? Wetin happen na? Abi you see ghost for your dream? Naso i answer the guy, hmmm the thing be say na the way people take dey disturb me say dem dey miss this my baba olowo d long prick story, naso i just dey one day dey chat with one babe i dey plan to carry go hotel go bang, naso i chat the babe, hello baby how are you dear, you seems free this week please come over to myside so we can see, she answer me, please am scared o! Are you not baba olowo d long prick? And am sure you have a handfull of a dick down there, ahhhh the thing shock me, chaii i need this babe to fire down by fire by force, naso i reply her, you know what, dont use by my title to judge me, am a nice guy and cute to be with, we can just hang out and have fun, oboy for my mind i know say na lie i been dey lie, na make the babe just show face make i use this my big thing bang craze comot for her head nahim just dey my mind ooo, ahhh that her sweet big bakasi go hear am, as i dey reason with the babe dey yan her sweet loving things, naso i no believe person send me message, see come baba olowo as you take keep bears so like back of shirt so, which time you go update us your next episode na? Naso i no even answer am, i still dey chat with my sweet loving baby make i dey plan to bang, naso the guy send another message come, see come baba olowo as you do neck so like all this cele people their singing band so, no be you i dey talk to? Naso i answer the guy, see come please check back for night i fit don post am by that time, i no believe the guy reply me, see come baba olowo as you do back so like wheel barrow make don spoil so, na who you dey lie for self? No be like so you tell me before abeg check back for night you no still post anytin? Naso the guy shout, see come no make me vex ooo, compose this thing post am for me here make i laugh sharp sharp idiot! Hahahahahahahhhahahahaha come o, na me this guy dey talk to so? Naso i answer the guy, please with all due respect please check back at night or contact my personal assistant wadewaltz, chaiii the guy shout, abeg who be wadewaltz? Na that guy make dey always run around with all this small pikin their keke dey play? Hahahahahahahhhaha laugh won kill me, i don die oooo, naso i answer the guy, no wadewaltz is not like that anymore, he is a changed man now, the dry bone shall rise again. naso the guy answer me, see come baba olowo na me you dey speak english for? Come o, which time you start to dey speak english self? Naso i vex answer the guy, see come wetin be your problem here self? Why wont i speak english? Na you send me go school? Chaiii the guy shout, see come you better post new episode for me here now make i laugh small, as you do teeth so like burkina faso their flag make don tear, ahhhh the thing shock me naso i answer the guy, see come as you do face so like wadewaltz uncle make get potbelly so, na thunder go fire your bend leg there for you, na your type dem dey use go exchange collect all this small pikin their sweets lick finish troway the stick, hahahahahahahahahahaha i no believe the guy burst laugh, chaiii baba olowo you too stupid, just pray make i no catch you one on one i swear all your teeths go spoil, naso i answer the guy, see come i dey very sure say you and wadewaltz na cousins una be, as una do eye so like crap make never chop for 2 days, with una yansh like cotonou visa, na strange thunder go fire una two there for me, hahahahahhahahaahhaha the guy burst laugh, chaiii na me be this? I tell una say i no still believe one babe chat me up again, hello baba olowo i really love your story! Naso i shine teeth answer am, yes baby you are welcome, hmmm she reply me, but you are yet to update us your new episode why? Naso i answer the babe, its because the dry bone shall rise again, hmmm the babe suprise ask me, is it wadewaltz dry bone shall rise again? Naso i burst laugh, hahahahahahahahahahahaha wadewaltz make no get bone abi which one? No i meant i will soon be updating you guys very soon, naso she say ok love you bye! As i dey reason the sweet chat i just chat with this babe so, naso i see person send me message, see come baba olowo as you take do face so like the table for five here so, wetin dey worry you self? Why you never post here since na? Ahhhh the thing suprise me like so i ask the guy wetin be your name self? Baba shout my name na leftover, ahhh the thing suprise me, abeg which one again be leftover? Which kind strange name be this one self? See come, as you take do yansh so like devil leftover food so, na bomb make don expire nahim go help me bomb that your eye comot for there so, hahahahahahahahahah the guy burst laugh episode 73 coming soon, |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:33pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Naso baba abeg make una come check back for here again for night around 7pm to 10pm, i want to dey drop 2 to 3 episodes daily for una here, me baba olowo go compose and post my next episode 73 tittled ( ohh! You got me on my balls!!) hahahahahaahaaaha una go laugh tire for here, all for the fun baba, abeg today na sunday lets be happy and have fun. baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:06pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Even me myself i don laugh tire for here, all for the fun baba abeg try check back for night i won go play soccer with my niggas dem now, today na sunday i no know why all this my useless niggas go dey gamble on sunday, abeg make dem no go break my leg oooo, anyways me na cronaldo baba upon all the whole hard game and gamble we dey gamble every sundays if we go play match now na still 4 to 5 zero we go dey chop before we come house, abeg tell me waiting come be the need say we dey gamble now and also dey play hard game now abeg, when we no fit dey show am for match, all this my niggas are all mad and crazy, e be like say i go even compose something here abt dem here make we laugh small self? baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
okafor200: |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
okafor200: |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
okafor200:I quoted it three times sorry |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:31pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Aphroditee: hmmm this is really strange, anyways apology accepted abeg na sunday be this so lets be happy here, episode 73 will be droping anytime from now guys, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:40pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Episode 73 (ohh!! you got me on my balls!! ) hahahahahhahahaa everybody burst laugh chaiii wetin be this? Naso i tell people, una don forget to ask me how that who wants to be a millionaire game show take end between the host centino and sokodobo the contestant, i tell una say when sokodobo won answer the last question number 10, i tell una say we here breaking news, please all our loving viewers we are sorry to announce to you the sudden dismissal of our brand ceo seun, we got news he is nowhere to be found and has excaped with the said prize of 10million naira needed to be paid to the contestant, please bear with us thanks, hahahhahhahahaahhahaha everybody burst laugh, chaiii wetin be this? No time this seun no go always dey run with people money, sokodobo confuse shout, ahhhh i don die today, my hard earned money! Oboy we no believe we see seun run fly window with the check book him suppose sign for sokodobo run dey go house with full speed, i tell una say the whole crowd pursue baba for back, catch am!! catch am!! Na wetin people dey shout dey pursue am, i tell una say nobody see baba back catch, chaiii him excape, ahhhh sokodobo burst cry my own don finish ooooo, oboy we no believe we see for seun official facebook page, baba write, its a fun running with someones hard earned money, i love it and i do it for fun of it, sometimes i do drop by an eatery where dey sell beans and bread, i purposely order for food there but i dont pay money, because after am done with eating i take off very quickly from the window, and no one sees my back or catches me, i do it for the fun, although this had been part of me since when i was young so i dont see any harm there, hahahahahahaahahahahhahhaaa everybody burst laugh, hahahahahahhahhahaaha i don die oooo, baba olowo no go kill person ooo, i tell una say people scatter everywhere still dey laugh dey fall for ground, so una mean say seun don pick race run with sokodobo hard earned money abi? Ahhhh what a bad day for sokodobo, i tell una say wetin crowd dem do centino the host that day ehhh, centino baba start to dey explain, please as you can see am not the owner or sponsor here, am only the host and my work is to interview and ask the contestant of this show questions for him to emerge as the winner, please bear with me and we will get to the end of this, ahhhhh naso one guy shout, see come centino, as you take do face so like one strange goat for my side here so make no won gree go heaven, the goat tell people say abeg wetin i won go find for heaven self make no dey for here self? I tell una say na like so that stupid goat take miss him only opportunity for life to go heaven, hahahahahahahahahah everybody burst laugh, naso the guy continue, see come centino na thunder go help us fire your middle butthole there, as you carry belle so like one of the tenants dem make dey live for number 225 katakata street, the tenant don live for the house for 12 good years no gree pay house rent for once, na your type all this strange apolo dey catch for yansh, as you do teeth so like blind bat make catch person only fowl rape, na later the blind bat ask himself, come o, i think say na my fellow blind bat i just bang now so? Why this one come different and sweet like this? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, hahahahahahahahahahaha i don die oooo, chaiii see as this blind bat take go rape person only fowl by mistake so, hahahahahahahahahahahhaa i tell una say one bros laugh sotey baba vomit, hahahahhahhahahaa baba dey shout still dey laugh, ohhh! You got me on my balls!! Come o, this bros look very much like wadewaltz our beloved drenched goat, hahahahahhhhahahahahah why person go dey laugh like mad man like this? Why baba olowo too funny like this? Hahahhhahahahahhahahaha i tell una say the whole crowd gather person beat, na when dem don beat craze comot from the person head finish na that time we come know say no be centino be that ooo, i tell una say na sokodobo dem beat die so, hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha people use mistake beat craze comot from sokodobo head thinking say na centino, hahahahahahahahahahahah i don laugh tire for here, chaiii life go tire sokodobo, hahahahahahahahahahhaha come o, why me baba olowo dey type still dey laugh for here so? naso person ask me, abeg baba olowo wetin come later happen to centino the host na? Abi dem no see am beat? Nahim dem suppose beat not sokodobo na? Hahahahahahhahhahaahaa i feel like typing all with laugh here, even my readers dem go dey wonder wetin just happen here self? I no believe person stand up shout, Baba olowo you too much abeg, you too stupid and funny i swear, hahahhaahhahahahahahahaha chaiii all for the fun baba, see come up till today we no just know how centino baba take excape without been seriously beaten by that crowd, sotey now i don dey type in english, ahhhh thats life for you, sokodobo abeg take heart ooooo, hahahahhahahaha episode 74 coming soon |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by pslooks13: 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
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| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:45pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Hahahhahahahahahahhahahaa, i don laugh tire since when i don dey compose this episode, chaiii abeg all for the fun my niggas dem, abeg if you read finish try to comment here, episode 74 will be coming soon live on Hd baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:54am On Apr 01, 2019 |
Episode 74 ( sokodobo the dreamer of life) hahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh for here like crazy people, chaiii so sokodobo no see one naira carry go house upon say him don almost win the jackpot prize of 10 million naira? Hahahahahahahaha see as crowd still gather sokodobo baba beat like craze person make go thief for wadewaltz their mama shop, as we still dey laugh dey shine teeth for rumours hotel here, naso i tell people, imagine say when i post this my last episode 73 of baba olowo d long prick funny story so, naso one babe chat me up for facebook, so baba olowo you have really forgoten me abi? Its not fair oooo, naso i reply the babe, you know you are my sweet and loving banana i cant forget you na, i really do love you my dear, you are my everything, i no believe as i still dey chat with the babe dey shine teeth all my prick don stand, naso person send me message, see come baba olowo, as you do face so like iron bender, which time you go update us again with episode 74 abeg make we laugh small abeg? Naso i answer the guy, see come you this strange guy so make do belle like palm cake make don spoil so, which one be your own na? You no go let me rest abi you think say to dey compose funny story easy? Naso the guy reply me, see come baba olowo, as you do eye so like cut and sow shirt so, that one no really consine me, all my own be say you must dey update us with new funny episodes dem everyday here, before you carry chest so like rabbit trap, hahahahhahahha everybody burst laugh, come o, who be this really strange baba olowo fan self? Naso i bone face no even answer am again self, before i know another person send me message again, see come baba olowo as you carry sharp teeth so like all this babes their weavon so, do sharp sharp make you update us with the latest episode of baba olowo d long prick oooo, before you go carry neck so like orange make don spoil, hahahahahahahaha laugh won kill me here chaiii, ahhhh abeg na me be this? Naso i answer the guy, see come you this newly found fool so, na thunder go fire that your hand as you take dey type all this thing send give me so, i no blame you idiot, because of say your father don buy you new phone na, na people like you go do marriage, na your church go pay for all the things make dem buy for the wedding, including say na dem still go help you pay for your wife pride prize self, as you do yansh so like madman left shoe, hahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, ahhhh baba olowo no go kill us oooo, naso i tell people, as sokodobo loose that 10 million naira him supose win for that useless game show of who wants to be a millionaire so, sokodobo baba shout, ahhhh its been a long road but i was almost there now, had it been i had won this, i would have been a rich guy by now, hmmm naso people start to dey pity sokodobo baba, naso me baba olowo stand up shout, hmmm sokodobo my nigga the dreamer! No fear baba olowo dey your back, as for centino and seun make carry your hard earned money run so, na thunder make don frustrate for life nahim go help us fire their yansh for there, expecially you this guy centino, as you do eye so like owl make don old, na your type dey go put their CV inside presidential election ballot box, you go say abeg life don tire me abeg, since i no see work for this country so, maybe all this politicians dem fit by mistake see my CV inside this ballot box use am take employ me for work, hahahahahahaahahahaha everybody burst laugh chaiii abeg all for the fun oooo, me baba olowo no mean am oooo, naso people dey laugh dey scatter everywhere here so, see come baba olowo why you too funny like this abeg? I tell una say na wadewaltz help me answer that question ooo, wadewaltz shout, you guys are really much more stupid here, why are you guys hailing this zebra neck of a guy called baba olowo? I dont really see any funny thing here, hahahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh chaiii wetin be this? We no believe wadewaltz juniour sister shout, dont mind him ooo, wadewaltz is the only one in our family that creeps secretly at midnight going online just to read baba olowo funny stories, he would be shouting at the top of his voice, ohhh!! please baba olowo you are just too funny, ohhh!! you got my dickkk balls again, hahahahahahahahaha chaiii see as this fool sister take expose the idiot, hahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, i tell una say if anybody go fit read my story finish no gree laugh make una just know say that person dey spiritually mad, because this one go don pass physical madness, hahahahahahahaha naso one guy stand up shout, chaiii na laugh we go dey laugh sotey we go loose our jobs, hahahahahahaha i tell una say one bros read my funny stories dem finish the bros send me message, praise the lord! As i read this your funny story dem finish i swear my eyesight was restored, people confuse shout, come o, which time baba olowo don turn to pastor so? Episode 75 coming soon |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2019 |
Hello guys my next episode 75 will be posted here this night, please do come back to check so to read and laugh more here, see come baba olowo d long prick story is one of the best, if not the best, abeg this one make i recently start to dey speak english here so wetin even happen self? Abi na that stupid wadewaltz rap war course am? Anyways its good and better for me here will be updating 2 to 3 episodes here daily from now on, do check back thanks, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:16pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Episode 75 ( why have you forsaken us baba olowo ) hahahahahahahahaha everybody here just dey laugh dey shine teeth like kidnappers dem, i no believe one man shout, hello guys lets forget about what just happened here to sokodobo and have some fun, you know what guys lets play a little fun game, we are to vote for someone to come up on stage, and when he is up on the stage then we all can yab and insult him all we want and he should not talk or reply anybody, as for me i vote on baba olowo, ahhhhh the thing shock me, i tell una say i no believe the whole crowd shout, yes na baba olowo we want, the idiot own don too much now, na our turn to yab the fool be this, we only got one chance and na now be that, i tell una say before i go reason anytin say i no do again, one bouncer don run jack me for neck troway me go stage with full speed, hahahahahahahhaha everybody burst laugh, na today we go show this long mouth guy called baba olowo pepper, naso the man shout, anybody here interested in yabbing baba olowo should come outside, oboy i tell una say na almost all the people make dey for here come outside dey shine teeths, hahahahahahaha dem dey shout, ahhh abeg na our only chance be this to yab baba olowo, as dem won start to dey yab me, naso i shout, abeg all my niggas dem, una know say i be una nigga na, why una won forsake me like this na? Abeg make una vote for wadewaltz to come outside, i swear nahim for sweet pass to yab as him do head so like charcoal board, hahahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, chaii so this fool still get mouth to dey talk abi? Naso dem start, Optimis Prime rush come outside shout, abeg baba olowo you be my number one online funny nigga, but am sorry i have to do this, after all you don also yab me tire for here, baba continue, see come baba olowo as you do belle so like ghost mode, na your type dem dey use take dey advertise condoms dem, as you do teeth so like old farmer make won die, hahhaahahahhahaha everybody burst laugh, naso Ebong Victor shout, see come baba olowo, as you take resemble red neck lizard make dey enquire to start up business so, na your type dey help people carry their load when dem don come back from work, as you do yansh so like motor navigator light, hahahahhahahahha everybody burst laugh. Naso Ëddïe Õlä shout, see come baba olowo, as you take do neck so like headmaster for village make epilepsy won kill so, na your type dey go thief banana inside people farm run excape dey go house, as you do back so like kola nut mad man chop remain, hahhahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, naso Sekpe Timothy shout, see come baba olowo, na your type dem, no dey ever gree go show their father their report card after school don close for the term, as you do belle so like bad investment wadewaltz go invest with banks dem, hahahahahhhahhaha everybody burst laugh, chaiii na baba olowo be this? Naso again Smart Emmanuel shout, see come baba olowo, as you take keep bears so like poultry farmer so, na high tension wire nahim go shock that your teeths there idiot, as your leg take thin dry so like swarmp for centino their side, na your type dey go thief all this old men their fowl one leg go cook chop, hahahhahahahahahhaah everybody burst laugh, abeg una won kill baba olowo for us? Ahhh the thing dey pain me die, e remain small thing i for burst cry ontop stage so, naso YoungZubi shout see come baba olowo, as you take resemble yam and oil make no sweet so, na your type dey go work for where dem dey train pigs dem, as you carry chest so like person baby dry pampers, hahahahahahhaha everybody burst laugh start to dey fall for ground, i don die ooooo, na baba olowo be this? Hahahahahahaha we no believe wadewaltz shout, see come baba olowo, as you take do head like old musuem so, na your type dem dey smuggle bag of fake rice enter this country here so, as you do face so like pikin make dey suffer from kwashoko, hahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh ahhhh the thing pain me die, i tell una say everybody here fit yab me excape but this fool wadewaltz na only him own i no go gree for, naso me baba olowo vex shout, see come all of una make yab me here so, including you wadewaltz make do neck like bottle make don break so, na thunder make just come back from fishing nahim go help me fire all of una throats for there, as all of una do eye like piracy movie, if to say na olden days we dey na una type the whole community go agree to sell off as slaves dem to white man, as all of una carry lap make stretch mark won kill, hahahahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, i tell una say all the people make yab me all of dem pick race dey run dey go house, ahhhh the thing dey pain me naso i still dey pursue dem dey yab, see as all of dem dey fly fence run, naso me baba olowo continue, see come youngzubi, na your type dem dey help people go message for night, as you do belle so like heavy drunkard, hahahahahahahahaha see come Optimis Prime episode 76 coming soon |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by opalk(m): 10:25pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
okafor200 Baba olowo, boss man i twale your story dey burst brain feeling you the way Chioma dey feel davido oshey nice one bro |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:07am On Apr 02, 2019 |
opalk: thanks bro, i really appreciate this, na me dem dey call baba olowo d long prick some guys dey chat me on facebook say na me be the number one most funny guy there, its not easy to be droping funny episodes for here back to back, no be say na me good pass ooo, had it been my fans for here dey comment much i swear i for don pass this number of episodes i been don drop for here since, and we all could have and maybe by now we go don hear for breaking news say person was hospitalized just for reading baba olowo d long prick funny stories, una go don laugh tire sotey many people phones go don fall for ground spoil, anyways thanks bro for this comment at least you encourage me much to continue even though am really thing about stoping again, baba olowo d long prick stories no ever get end, as far am always waking up and coming online na like so we all go dey laugh tire forgeting the hard days stress, please beware abeg make person no go loose him job ooooo, no go read baba olowo story when you dey work ooo, make you no go dey laugh like madman when talking to your boss oooo, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:06am On Apr 02, 2019 |
Episode 76 (all for the fun baba) hahahahhahahahha everybody burst laugh, chaiii wetin be this? I tell una say optimis prime run fly fence excape so i no see am catch to yab, naso me baba olowo vex shout, see come all of una make yab me so, as una do head like refugees make dey pray to go kenya so, na strange early morning thunder nahim go fire the middle of una butthole for there fools, as una carry eye like point and kill, hahahhaahaahhahahah everybody burst laugh, naso i tell people, like so me baba olowo dey house dey rest on saturday since work no dey, naso 12 matured men dem craze enter my compound come find me, the only thing make i hear na, abeg madam where this baba olowo dey stay self? Naso the woman point hand to my door, the next thing make i hear na one heavy knocking for my door, gbosa!! I tell una say all of dem pick race run dey go house, come o, wetin be this na? Why all this matured men just come knock for my door once run with speed dey go house? Abi na me dem dey use play? Naso i vex look from my window because na one storey buiding me dey stay, naso i sight from afar as dem those matured fools tear race with speed dey run excape, come o, which one come be all this one na? As i still dey look, naso i see wadewaltz run with speed dive one small pikin sweet pick race run, hahahahhahahahahaha laugh won kill me oooo, why wadewaltz go thief small pikin sweet carry run? I tell una say na hungry won kill wadewaltz nahim make baba got no choice than to thief that pikin sweet run, chaiiii see as the small pikin fall for ground start to dey cry, naso me baba olowo shout, see come wadewaltz na bullet proof motor nahim go jam you there as you dey run so with this small pikin sweet, as you do teeth so like old time armrobber so, na your type dey go rape people goat, as you do belle so like madman chewing stick, i swear na your last sweet make you go see thief from small pikin dem be this, hahahahahaahahahahahahah everybody burst laugh, chaiii see as wadewaltz just disgrace himself for here, naso me baba olowo shout, wetin be all this one self? I no believe i see person fly from my house roof make be one storey building jump with speed come down pick race dey run, hahahhahahaha wetin just happen here? I tell una say na wadewaltz juniour brother be that oooo, baba don hear say na me dem dey call baba olowo too much money, so him won come rob me for night, nahim make am climb my roof dey wait, i tell una say as the fool dey run na one mad dog make dey our street nahim help me dey pursue am enter the next street, i tell una say uptill today i never use my eye see that mad dog again oooo, i no know if maybe wadewaltz brother go don thief that mad dog self, hahahhahahaahahahaha everybody burst laugh as i still dey talk dey catch fun dey laugh, naso i say make i look my side, oboy na 204 ghost readers i see ooo, ahhhh wetin be this? Naso all of dem pick race scatter dey run with speeds, hahahhahahahahahaa laugh won kill me, chaii so all this ghost readers go come here come read finish no gree drop even one comment, naso i vex catch one ghost reader make dem dey call pradioc, naso i ask am wetin you dey find for my story here so? Pradioc shout, abeg baba olowo leave me oooo, na only me be ghost reader for here? Chaiii this pradioc be like all this crazy padlocks self, see come pradioc as you do face so like no mans land so, na your type dem be proffesional ghost readers for this my story here so, noting for this life go fit ever make you comment anytin for once, even if you manage comment see wetin you go type here, hsdhjahgsgfsn hdgbrelllkjkfrunh tttttttshjdhhdjhdhdd llooooollllll kwi abeg tell me wetin be this you type here so? Even some readers go confuse shout, see come pradioc, as you do neck so like old bicycle wetin be this one you comment for here so? Abi you don go smell rotten chicken yansh? Hahahahahaha everybody burst laugh, ahhhh baba olowo no go kill person with laugh oooo, naso i tell people, as things take hard for sokodobo after seun defraud am from that who wants to be a millionaire game show, i tell una say sokodobo with all him brothers dem go centino their street, oboy see the way centino take tear race dey run excape, hahahahhahahaahhahaha laugh won kill me chaiii, na that day we know say na the same house centino and seun dey live self, oboy their two pick race run with speeds, seun run corner one street fly enter swarmp, ahhhh we even think say seun don die be that, i tell una say baba use the swarmp excape, chaiii na even seun excape route be that ooooo, because him know say no body go fit ever pursue am enter that swarmp, na like so baba take swim with speed go the next street run go hide, hahahahahahhahaha laugh won kill me here oooo, abeg all for the fun baba, chaiii see as sokodobo take loose, baba no see any of dem catch upon the crowd make follow am come, wetin happen next you no go believe, episode 77 coming soon, |
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