Some niggas dem here go even think say na one of my funny stories dem be this,

na rush i know say una go rush to come read am,
anyways am sorry all my fans dem but we all got to reflect deeply sometimes in this life,
2moro might be your turn so lets try to hold on each others back,

i know so many will be asking,
so this baba olowo of a guy do have a dull moments?

Please mind you am a human and i have flesh and blood like everyone else,

please take note and do not cry for reading this my episode 87,

its a part of life,
please console yourself,
as for me 2moro will always be better than today,

as the saying goes that weeping comes at night but joy comes in the morning,

all my niggas and fans please do not cry for me baba olowo,

baba olowo

Hello to all my fans here,
its been a long road but we are here now,

some niggas wished i had updated them more episodes here,

sorry guys my area here dont have light for days now,

hmmm sorry for the emotional moral dulling of my last episode 87 of baba olowo,

i know say some of una go dey reason why i had to do this,

anyways that will be the last time i will post moral dulling episodes for una again here,

abeg this na comedy funny story so we can all laugh and have fun not emotional and crying story that increases our stress of the day,

abeg for heaven there is nothing like tears and weeping there so lets replicate it here,

hmmm abeg my fans dem just give me some few time,
baba olowo episode 88 is coming right up,
una go laugh tire

hahahahahahaha
its been a while we all had fun here,

i know say everybody make dey read this my post now go dey shine teeth dey happy because baba olowo won start again oooo,

my next episode 88 will be tittled
( which kind number 225 katakata street be this one self? )

hahahaahahahahahaha
we go laugh tire for here,
i know say people dem go don dey reason which kind of title name be this one self,

abeg all dedication to centino baba,

hahahahahahahahahaha
i don laugh tire for here
chaii na life be this?

Coming soon do watch out

baba olowo

episode 88
( which kind number 225 katakata street be this one self? )

hahahahahahahaha,
which kind wahala be this one ooo,

baba olowo don start again ooo,

as things come take be for here,
naso half kilo my guy call me for phone,

abeg baba olowo where you dey now?
Sharp sharp i tell am say i dey house dey sleep,

baba shout you say wetin?
As today take be weekend so nahim you dey house dey sleep?

See come run dey come number 225 katakata street abeg,
one of my friend dey do birthday there,

ahhh sharp sharp i dress wear cloth fly bike dey head go the street,

as i reach there naso i come down from the bike,

as i won pay the bike man him money,

naso one small pikin make dey live for the street run come meet me,

the pikin tell me abeg bros find me something make i use go chop abeg hungry won kill me for here abeg,

ahhh the thing surprise me as i never still pay the bike man him own money to carry me come here,

naso i look the pikin pity for am,

ok since i no get change abeg okada man take this 500 naira change the money give this small pikin 200 from inside,

oboy na like so i take bounce leave the okada man with the pikin dey find the place make my guy direct me come so,

chaiii i no believe the next thing make i hear na the small pikin shout,

ahhhh na thunder go fire you and your generation for there!!

chaiii wetin be this?
As i say make i turn look,
chaiii i no believe say that okada man don carry the whole 500 naira pick race run,

hahahahahahahaha
the pikin won die,

chaii which kind thief okada man be this one self?
No be 300 naira be him money?

Ahhh see as the okada man take deceive the small pikin carry the whole money start him bike pick race run,

chaiii which kind place be this one i even come self?

As things come take be,
naso i call my guy half kilo say i don reach the place,

naso half kilo tell me say him go come out side now make i wait small,

oboy na for the front of the gate i just stand dey look inside as the party dey go on,

before i know one woman make dem dey call mama akunna come outside dey tell me say,

abeg my pikin no enter inside ooo,
na arm robbers dem full inside ooo,

ahhh the thing shock me die,
which kind talk come be all this one na?

As i still stand there i no believe one guy make dem dey call castro run come outside with speed dey pick race dey run,

hahahahahahahaha
abeg wetin dey really happen here self?

I tell una say castro go thief person wallet run come outside dey tear better race dey go the next street go hide,

chaiii the thing surprise me say people make get long legs like antelops no see castro back catch,

baba run with full speed excape,
chaii which kind katakata street be all this one self?

Naso half kilo my guy come outside,
sharp sharp we falling the compound go sidon for one chair there,

as things come take be for here,
like so dem start to dey share foods dem,

the thing just dey vex me say one guy make dey live for the compound make dem dey call irikefe just dey pass me by with better rice and turkey dem,

irikefe go pass look my face hiss as i no be their compound person baba no go even mind share food give me self,

chaiii the thing just dey pain me die as i sidon there so,

naso i vex call am,
see come nigga,
which kind strange guy you be na?
Why you just dey pass my by with better foods dem dey go front like who leprosy catch for leg,

see come as you do face so like old bicycle so,
na thunder go fire you there cow,
na your type dem dey stand for bustop dey help people make won travel carry their load go put for bus,

as you do teeth so like old woman stove,

hahahahahaha
one guy make dey near me burst laugh,

chaiii baba laugh start to dey scatter chairs dem for here like who boil dey do for yansh,

i tell una say irikefe vex go call celebrant of the birthday make dem dey call ndi freke,

baba run show face,

the celebrant tell me say guy abeg wetin dey worry you self?

Why you dey insult my guy like this?
Na because of comon food nahim make you dey insult am like this?

Chaii the thing vex me die,
naso i tell the celebrant,

see come as you do neck so like who dey train lazy fowls dem so,

na people like you dey stand for public baff,
with your bend leg like camel yansh,

idiot like you na now day break for your eyes abi?
I dey very sure say na your first time of celebrating your birthday in a big way like this nahim make you dey select who una go share food dem give,

with that your thin belle like all this olumba olumba their fake prophets dem,

as you wear wide shirt so like madman make won go do traditional marriage so,

na thunder make dey twerk to win small pikin dancing competition nahim go fire your one eye for there idiot,

hahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiii which kind mad celebrant be this one self?

I tell una say we no believe as one guy make dem dey call alfha fly jump down from the house 2 storey buiding come down gbosa!!

Oboy everybody pick race run,

hahahahahaha
i don die oo

Episode 89 coming soon

Happy sunday to all my niggas
do watch out for episode 89 coming soon

baba olowo

Nice brotherly

Baba olowo u are d best, dis tory don make me laugh wella
thanks for the updates

Thanks to all my niggas that wished me well here,
i love you all.

because of this i go drop episode 89 for all my fans dem for here,

abeg na the comments dey really keep me going ooo,

if una want make i dey give una more latest new episodes for here everyday then make sure say after you read finish abeg try to comment,

even if na good one there baba olowo,
i like am like that,

or else una go wait till anytime i like to compose another episode drop here if i no see comments,

abeg i no be firewood,

my next episode 89 will be tittled (abeg laugh at your own risk)

abeg if you won read my next episode abeg try hold your pillow tight ooo,
before you go laugh fly use head break glass ooo,

all for the fun baba

baba olowo

Episode 89 ( abeg laugh at your own risk)

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant for here,

see come youngzubi as you do teeth so like who dey sell expired women their bra for bustop so,

why you mention my name for this facebook group make dem dey call laugh at your own risk?

I tell una say as things take be for here,
as i been decide to hang boot to enjoy my life,
so i no go fit update baba olowo d long prick latest episode 89,

i surprise see youngzubi and yong wyzad dem mention my name for one strange group i never even hear about make dem dey call laugh at your own risk,

ahhh the thing shock me as wetin dem post for there na,

Yab master Game..
Let's see people wey get mouth.
Yab the person that commented b4 u... Just 4 fun, let's go,

chaii see as people just dey yab for there anyhow,

laugh won nearly tear my pants,
hahahahahahaha,

i laugh sotey my belle won burst,
chaiii wetin be this?

Naso one guy yab person,

D strongest man 4 ur village na hot eba kill am,

hahahahahaha
i laugh sotey i no see my keypad again ooo,

another person yab again,
U enter aeroplane,na ur ogo dey disturb for back,

hahahahahahaha,

one guy yab again,
You that your dad polished and shined his shoe he wore it to go and snap passport,

hahahahahahaha
i don laugh sotey my yansh don dey pain me ooo,

we no still believe person yab again,

Ur scatter scatter teeth like obasanjo calculator,

hahahahahahaha
abeg laugh at your own risk ooo,

one guy tell person,
Your forehead smooth like small pikin nyash,

hahahahahahaha
abeg na yab be this?
All this people self dem get bad mouth ooo,

one guy continue,
U dey first class seat ur ogo dey back dey chop semo and draw soup,

kikikikikikikikiki.
Abeg this one na chinese people their laughs ooo,

person yab again,
Ur tear tear pants like mad woman curtain,

chaiii abeg na person dem yab like this?

One guy yab person,

dat ur head like bicycle seat mtchewwwwww,

hahahahahahaha
i don laugh here sotey i no dey see my phone screen well again ooo,

person still yab one guy,
See as him be lyk last week corn

hahahahahaha
chaiii my belle oooo,
i don laugh craze for here ooo,

another guy yab person,
Wen my guy die Dem bury am for mathset,

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

abeg just imagine wetin person just tell one guy,

2 kuli kuli surround una village nobody fit escape,

hahahahahahahaha
kikikikikikikikikikiki
no kind of laughs i never laugh for here ooo,

one guy yab again,

D tallest man 4 ur village sit down on top maggi him leg no touch ground,

hahahahahahaha
abeg why a whole village people their tallest man go sidon for maggi him leg no touch ground?

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

person yab one guy,
You enter okada you dey dodge breeze,

hahahahaha
i tell una say i laugh sotey i for nearly faint,

i no believe yong wyzad type for there,
baba olowo I dey wait make u join b4 i go put mouth,

hmmm the thing surprise me because me baba olowo is not yet a member for the group,

naso sharp sharp i click on join group,
but the admins dem delay small before dem finally accept me,

the one may make me decide to shook mouth for the yabs dem na this babe make dem dey call mercy ojo,

i no really believe say na this fine babe dey yab people like this ooo,
i even think say na guy self,

na then i know say some of all this babes dem get bad mouth ooo,

most of the funny yabs i drop for here some of dem na this babe mercy ojo nahim use am yab people ooo,

chaiii this babe sabi yab ooo,
naso she yab one guy again,

with ur four corner head like baba ijebu briefcase,

hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant oooo,
i laugh sotey the thing vex me die, now i don become a member for the group,

naso me baba olowo type,

Hahahahahaha i don laugh tire,
abeg Baba olowo don show face for here,
its been a long road but we are here now,

naso i face mercy ojo,

See come mercy ojo as you do teeth so like rat make won start pepper business so,
na your type dem dey hang ontop tree fuckkk,
as you do face so like iron bender make no see one single work do for 2 years so.

Hahahahahaha
I still continue,

See come mercy ojo with your thin neck so like devil handbag,

na your type dey sleep ontop motor roof for night,

as you resemble who bush baby just rape finish so.

hahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

i still type send give the babe,

See come mercy ojo as you keep bears so like antelop make dey find work,

na your type dey arrange go thief people pant go sell,

as you keep yansh like who dey sell coffin,
with your sharp teeths like all this village people their wicked kinsmen dem,

as you do face so like back of kettle,

hahahahahaha
my yansh dey pain me ooo,

See come mercy ojo as you keep back so like who dem swear for so,
with that your wide yansh like burkina faso national anthem,

na your type dey rape all this small pikin dem for orphanage homes,

with your strange eye like bag of cement,
as you carry teeth so like madman inner boxers

hahahahaha

episode 90 coming soon,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
i don laugh tire for here ooo,

abeg laugh at your own risk ooo,
make person no go laugh kick bucket from there die go ooo,

hahahahahahahaha
baba olowo d long prick funny stories is really the best,
all i do is all for the fun ooo,

abeg lets laugh and forget the days stress ooo,

it looks like some niggas here are obsessed with this my funny stories dem,

ahhh some people dem no fit stay a day without coming to check if i don update new episode again,

anyways na una no gree comment na thats why anytime i feel like i go compose another episodes again drop for here,

as for the main time lets have fun and laugh like mad people,

hahahahaahahahahah
my long prick don dey pain me oooo,

baba olowo

Good morning to all my fans dem,
baba olowo don really craze ooo,

una go laugh tire,

chaiii na life be this?
My next episode 90 will be tittled
(my long prick don dey pain me ooo)

we go still laugh there scatter chairs like craze person,

Baba olowo

One of my fans dem for facebook don carry me go another group where dem dey yab theirselfs die for there,

i don laugh tire for here so,

hahahahhahahahahahaha
chaiii my pants won tear with laughs,

i go still yan una wetin happen for the group,
i swear una go laugh won kick bucket join am ooo,

baba olowo

Good day ladies and gentlemen do watch out for my next episode 90

coming soon

baba olowo

Episode 90
(my long prick don dey pain me ooo)

hahahahahahahaha
i don laugh tire like madman for here so,

chaiii abeg na yabbing dem be all this one for my last episode 89?

Hahahahahahaha
as i still dey laugh dey craze as i don compose my last episode 89 finish so,

i no believe person send me message for facebook,

see come baba olowo as you do face so like binta and friends tv program make dem dey show before so,

na thunder go fire your sweet ikebe bumbum,
because like this now i know say before you go update us baba olowo episode 90 go fit reach maybe next week again,

as you keep back so like bottle make don break,

hahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my singlets ooo,
abeg this one no be my pants laugh won tear this time ooo,

chaiii naso i reply the guy,
see come you this malnourished he-goat so,
na your type dey catwork for night security men dem go seduce rape,

as you keep teeth so like who dey work for bakery,

why i no go rest and enjoy my life as i just compose finish my episode 89?
Since comments no much then wetin you want make i do?

As people no dey disturb me to dey drop episodes everyday then na my decision i go follow be that na,

but anyways as you do eye so like mad witch make blind,

na all this cameroun people their thunder nahim go help me fire your wife bra as she wear am dey sleep so,

hahahahahahahaha
the guy burst laugh,
my long prick don dey pain me ooo,

baba shout,
see come baba olowo
as you resemble who dem go arrange from village come serve one gay master so,

na thunder make won buy real estate establish business nahim go fire you and your concubine for there so,

as you keep bears so like one ugly fowl teeth,

hahahahahahahahaha
i laugh sotey i confuse,

naso i reply the idiot,
see come mr blind goat,

as you do face so like one madman best friend so,

na your type dey arrange go rape person sheep,

as you keep chest so like small pikin pant,

hahahahahahaha
the guy laugh sotey baba type,

yhyssjghhjsgfasvbsjdbn
hgsdjhdjhdehg,

hahahahahahahaha
even me self i don laugh tire for here make i dey,

see as the idiot type rubbish,

naso i still tell the guy,
see come as you resemble the forgoten books of the law so,

na crayfish make life don tire nahim go help me pinch that your blue yansh for there so,

as you keep prick so like kidnapper house maid,

with your two strange long hands you dey follow me type here so like crocodile make nobody won gree follow take selfie,

hahahahahahahahaha
i no believe the guy laugh sotey baba logout go offline,

hahahahahahahahahaha
i no still believe as the guy go offline baba still type send give me message,

see come baba olowo,
as you do neck like roasted corn make no sweet so,
na thunder go fire your butthole there for me,

hahahahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill me die,

naso i reply the idiot as him dey offline,

see come you this over rated bitch ass guy,
na your type dem dey stand for public deny their friends dem make go thief as police carry dem come area come identify other fellow thiefs,

as you do yansh so like agressive female idiot,

na all this short kettle make dem use take treat person make suffer from warapka nahim dem go use take dash you as your birthday gift,

as you resemble ring worm make no won gree start school upon everything the ring worm father promise am,

hahahahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo,

i no believe the guy reply me

as you baba olowo do face so like bottle water make dem no seal well so,

abeg which time ring worm tell you say him father dey force am to start school now so?

As you go just dey talk rubish like old woman pant,

hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my belle ooo,

naso i reply the guy,
see come na thunder go fire you there idiot,
as you keep teeth so like all this foreign eggs make don spoil so,

with your squeezed face like who all this big catapilar motor march climb him leg dey drive still dey go him own,

na your type dey stand dey wait for school bus but still yet na all this one chance motor you go still see enter,

as you keep belle so like all this old men make village people dem dey like call drunkards make no get future so,

hahahahahahaha
the guy laugh sotey baba no reply again,

chaiiii see this mad baba olowo fan ooo,
na thunder go fire your testicles there,
still fire all your siblings join

because i dey very sure say you dey among people make go come read my funny stories dem no gree comment anything,

from year to year na still the same thing you go still dey do,

you go read finish no gree comment shi shi,

inshort na thunder make just go do suggery won nearly die nahim go help me fire all the types of people make be like you so for here,

people make go come here to read my new episodes dem make no go gree won comment anything,

hahahahahahaha
chaiii baba olowo don mad ooo,

i know say some of my niggas dem go don laugh tire for here so,

chaiii baba olowo dey give us back to back sweet funny updates dem,

my long prick don dey pain me ooo,

hahahahahahahaha

episode 91 coming soon,

Episode 91 will be coming soon live on Hd

baba olowo

Abeg all my niggas dem,

barcelone vs liverpool for champions league abeg who go win today?

Baba olowo

Abeg make i just stretch my hand small this morning,

see come Itz Angel as you do face so like juju pot so,
na your type dem dey fuckkk under person motor make dem pack since,
as you do eye so like owl make hungry won kill.

See come Young Emirate as you young so like all this fulani strange kidnappers dem so,
na thunder go fire your green bumbum there so,
na your type dey go thief all this old men their fowl one leg cook for pot chop,
as you do waist so like who dem swear for,

see come Oyeranmi Oladele as you keep chest so like small pikin singlet,
na your type dem dey use exchange for olden days collect white man handshake,
as you do neck so like plaintain chips,

see come Itz Felicity as you thin so like who won die 2moro,
na your type dey arrange go rape people goat,
as you do belle so like who life don really tire,
with your eye like all this crippled kidnappers dem,

Hahahahahahahahaha
i don laugh tire for here so,

see come sekpe timothy na me baba olowo you dey use play abi?

Body now don dey scratch you again abi?

abeg all my fans dem please do watch out for my next episode 91 tittled
(baba olowo is destined to be funny)

we go laugh tire i swear,
as i dey here so i don already dey shine teeths,

i just dey reason the way i go take compose my next episode 91,

abeg make champions league time reach make i go watch ball ooo

baba olowo

Episode 91
(baba olowo is destined to be funny)

hahahahahaha,
i don laugh tire for here like craze person ooo,

as things come take be for here,
naso my guy half kilo call me for phone say,
baba olowo abeg come my house for festac make we gather go meet one of my guy,

i tell una say i just stand up dress wear cloth blow come outside dey
go bustop go enter motor,
as i reach bustop,

i see one guy make resemble all those people make dey pick pockets,

na only the guy dressing just dey odd,
baba dress like who dey go dig grave make dem fit bury person make don die,

hahahahahahahaha,
laugh won tear my boxers ooo,

naso festac side motor drive come,
chaiii see as people dey rush to enter,
i tell una say the guy follow people rush shook hand for one guy pocket thief the guy wallet
,
hahahahahahahaha
i laugh small bone face again,

as we enter the motor i happy say the guy even sidon for my front no be for my back,
as the motor dey move the guy just dey shift yansh up and down like who scorpion bite for yansh,

baba go shift come left,
baba go still shift come right,

even them the people make follow am sidon for the same seat no just even understand wetin dey do the guy,

but them think say maybe as the motor dey enter all this galops for
road nahim make am be like that,

i tell una say na only me know who that guy really be for that bus,

naso baba do sotey him fish almost everybody make sidon near am there so,

hahahahahaahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants,

i tell una say nobody make the guy no pick pocket,

as things come take be for here naso baba turn look back,
i know say him don dey find way to come sidon for where i been sidon,

because the way i take dress you go think say na president pikin i be so,
i fresh like today bread,
come wear thick black eyeglass bone face like who dem just impeach comot from all this government office,

hahahahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo,

i tell una say the guy turn look back again ooo,
chaiii the thing vex me die,

naso i tell the guy,
see come as you do face so like who dey do mechanic work before so,

as you keep bar head so like sponge mad woman dey use wash her private part so,

no just bother say you won come back seat come sidon ooo,

before i go change mind vex bite all your backs,

hahahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

chaiii the thing really vex me say this guy still get mind won thief more,
upon all the things make him don see thief for here so already,

because the way the thing take dey do me for body i swear i fit use this my sharp teeths take bite all this guy back,

hahahahahahahahahaha
come o,
which time baba olowo don turn to vampire so?

As things take be for here baba still dey shift up and down like who dem tape him butthole for,

we no believe one guy make sidon near me start to dey look for him wallet ooo,

ahhhh i don die,
how manage that guy take pick this guy pocket make sidon near me here so?

Chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say till today i no really believe wetin just happen,

before we know the guy make sidon near me run catch that pick pockets guy back bite almost half of all him back comot,

hahahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill everybody inside bus,

hahahaahahaahhaa
i don die ooo,

the guy back scatter with better matured human beign teeths,

the bite enter the pick pocket guy skull,
baba no know when him fly jump comot from the bus make we sidon so dey head go festac town,

hahahahaahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here ooo,

i swear if you dey read this my baba olowo episode 91 and you no laugh just know say its possible say your neighbour fit don swear for you,

as you no laugh so na like so nobody go gree congratulate you for your mad wedding day,

hahahahaahahahahaha
abeg i no really mean am ooo,

abeg baba olowo is destined to be funny ooo,

hahahahahahahahaha

i tell una say that pick pocket guy back spoil with better bite,

hahahahahahahahahaha

you don ever withness where person use better vex bite all your backs for you,
your cry go plenty,
you no go fit touch the particular place the person bite your back,

you go dey shout,
abeg bros you fit help me scratch my back,

because the way the bite take be go surprise even you,
the bite take you unaware,

hahahahahaahahahaha

all this village people their bites nahim dey pain pass,

hahahahahahahahahaha

i don laugh tire for here my belle won burst ooo,

baba olowo you too good abeg,
how you take dey compose funny episodes dem like this na?
You too funny abeg,

i tell una say na like so that pick pocket guy take fly jump comot for our bus make dey fire heavy speed dey go festac,

baba no mind fly come outside break teeths,

hahahhahahahahhaha

as baba finally excape,
naso him open the things make him thief,

baba face change,
chaiii the guy won cry

i tell una say na condoms and baba ijebu ticket nahim full the wallets,
no single money dey there

hahahaahaha

abeg laugh at your own risk ooo,
afterall i even like to laugh like madman

hahahahahahaha

episode 92 coming soon

Abeg all my niggas dem,
its been a long road but we are here now,

my next episode 92 will be tittled
(baba olowo is charged to court)

we go laugh tire i swear,

baba olowo

Episode 92
(baba olowo is charged to court)

hahahahahahaha
laugh won finish my prick as i dey here dey type so,

see come as all of una won read this my sweet episode so,
na thunder make just wake up from sleep no gree stretch body nahim go fire all of una one eye there comot if una no gree comment after reading,

as things come take be for here,
as i reach festac town where my guy half kilo call for phone say make i come,

naso i jump down from the bus,
as i say make i trow leg waka 2 steps go front,
oboy before i go reason wetin happen,

i don see my self inside black maria bus,

hahahahahhahaha
laugh won kill passersby dem,
chaiii wetin be this?

The way i take see my self inside the black maria fear me ooo,

come o,
wetin happen na?
Chaii i don die ooo,
wetin i do na?

Naso one of the police men make dey inside tell me say,

see come as you dey shout inside this place so like person make no get handwork so,

na hot slap from heaven you go soon receive now if you no shut up that your dirty brown teeths make be like clip make dem dey use hang cloth for outside so,

hahahahahahahaha
the police man make dey drive the black maria burst laugh,
chaiii i don suffer,

the next thing make i hear na,
see come guy as you do teeth so like old bendel state so,

like this now we dey charge you go court,
because the other man make we arrest excape from our hand,
and we no fit just dey drive go law court empty handed,

we need to replace that guy make excape with another person,
so unfortunately guy na you we go use replace am,

ahhhh me baba olowo shout,
abeg make una free me ooo,
like this now i swear say i no really well ooo,

i dey suffer from paralises for over 12 years now so,
abeg ooo make una go catch another person,

i tell una say sharp sharp the black maria don drive reach court,

naso dem drag me come down,
before i go talk say i no do again i don see my self stand for inside
the law court dey await trial,

before we know the judge don rush come outside,

naso the judge open one big book make big pass him head,

the judge shout,
hello young man what is your crime committed?
Or have you intervened on the nigeria law section 225?

naso i confuse answer the judge,
please sir i have not done anything oooo,
am a passerby and all this strange looking policemen kidnapped me to this place sir,

the judge shout,
did you come with your lawyer?
I reply am,
no i was forced to come here,
so i dont have any lawyer,

before i go talk finish,
one man make be lawyer come outside shout,

i know this guy,
he is the one called baba olowo d long prick,

this guy has contraband our nigerian constitution law 505,
inactively and seductively insulting fello nigerians,
who mind their businesses and are well off,

this baba olowo inaccurately insulted and manipulated a minor named sekpe timothy,

sekpe timothy is only 12 years old but this baba olowo instigatedly
insulted and abused him,

we no believe the judge shout,
do we have withnesses to this claim of yours?

Oboy i no believe 215 people rush come outside,
chaiii all this people na people make i don yab one way or the other online na dem rush come outside here so,

pradioc,devilmaycry,wadewaltz,
eddie ola, labush, iambees, seun, centino,sokodobo, sekpe timothy,
etc,
chaiii dem plenty die,

naso the lawyer shout,
please my honour this withnesses are only few today,
but if you want in our next date of trial we will make sure dey all
show up here,

naso the judge ask the lawyer,
how many withnesses do you have altogether?

oboy the lawyer tell am,
12,385 withnesses

hahahahahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill everybody make dey the court,

naso the judge ask me,
so baba olowo what do you want to tell the court before your case is really decided?

Chaiii life just tire me baba olowo,
naso i shout,

see come you this strange looking lawyer make keep face so like slowpoke,

as you do yansh so like who just chop cameroun pepper so,
na your type dey arrange babe Bleep inside swimming pool,
as you carry eye so like all this people make dey sell newspaper for bustop,

hahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

naso i still continue,

see come all this wicked looking aggressive withness dem make do face so like parrot make dem pursue comot from house so,

na thunder go help me fire all of una dirty looking boxers make una wear come this place here so,

as una resemble one small bowl make devil use wash hand use take chop eba and okro soup so,

with that una yansh make be like parachute make don tear,

hahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

i tell una say na the judge burst laugh pass ooo,
baba dey laugh dey scatter everywhere like person make never pay house rent since,

kikikikikikikikikikikiki
oh my gosh!!

We no believe the judge shout,
this baba olowo is free to go,
you are hereby discharged and aquitted,

i tell una say all the withness dem and the lawyer pick race run with
full speed dey go house,

you won stay make baba olowo yab all your life?

hahahahahaha

episode 93 coming soon

Episode 93
( we are the real niggas )

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant ooo,

as i vex bone face come outside from the law court all this useless police men carry me come so,

sharp sharp i enter bike make dey head go my guy half kilo house,

as i reach there i enter inside,

as i waka go sidon for parlour i no believe i see like 3 other guys dem bone face follow me sidon,

naso half kilo tell dem,
abeg make una see our last member of the gang,

nahim dem dey call baba olowo d long prick,
na only him we go need now to help us do this operation neatly,

ahhh the thing shock me enter yansh,
wetin this my guy half kilo dey even talk self?

Naso i ask am,
abeg which operation you dey talk about here so?

Oboy all of dem burst laugh,
hahahahahahahaha

naso one of dem look me bone,
see come guy no go dey do like mad woman make get belle ooo,

this one you dey shake dey ask question like who get evil spirit for body so,

so you no know say na we dem dey call scorpion gang,
we be international high way robbers na,

we dey rob banks, politicians and big companies,
we na high class arm robbers na,

as one of our guy die nahim make we need another member to take replace am,

ahhh the thing shock me die,
fear won kill my one leg as i still dey there dey shake like hipopotamus make dem pursue comot from house,

i tell una say half kilo my guy don even bone face self do as if no be him call me come,

naso one of dem stand up shout,

see come na me dem dey call youngzubi baba,
i dey really strong here with una,
nothing dey happen,

naso half kilo stand up shout,
na me dem dey call half kilo,
the only guy make go buy ordinary slippers dash the seller 1000 naira note no collect change,

naso one other guy make dem dey call centino stand up shout,

na me dem dey call centino baba,
as the only nigga i be in town make dey dash bush meat to people grandfather dem,

naso the last guy stand up shout,
na me dem dey call sokodobo baba,
i no dey ever carry last,

ahhh naso me baba olowo stand up shout,
see come as all of una here do face so like iron bender,
na una type dey join hand go rape person only pikin for life,

as una do teeths so like people make dey suffer from cancer,

abeg na me dem dey call baba olowo d long prick,

as for this operation i dey here scatter no shaking,

naso half kilo shout,
ok niggas its time to plan ahead,
as una already know say am the leader of this gang,

so no one messes with my instructions and mastermind,

anything i say is final,
do i make my self clear?

Naso all of us answer,
yes boss we dey your back

as things come take be for here,
naso youngzubi ask half kilo our boss,

abeg whats our next movement so we can know how to plan ahead?

naso half kilo answer,
our next plan is to rob the bank

ahhh i don die,
which kind bank all this one dey talk about again ooo?

Abeg make e be say na all this useless banks make no get tight security ooo,

banks like micro finance dem,

na all those once go easy to rob pass,

naso half kilo tell us make we go house go reason about our todays discussions,

now make we don know ourselfs fully well,
next time make we meet na how to go rob the bank go be our next plan,

sharp sharp i rush come outside,
naso centino follow me come outside,

naso centino ask me,
see come baba olowo as you do neck so like all this arabian lamps make no good so,

i hope say this mission you really ready die for am?

As you do back so like all this mad people make dey sell bedsheet for streets,

hahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here,

naso i reply centino,

see come as you resemble who just go rape person only fowl so,

na thunder make don drink dey waka zig zag nahim go help me fire your trouser make you wear here so,

as you keep yansh so like highway robber make never see any body rob for 2 years now so,

na your type dey go thief people their motor battery carry pick race run,

hahahahaha
baba burst laugh,

centino tell me,
see come baba olowo no fear for this mission ooo,
i know say na your first time but abeg put all your mind and effort for this game ooo,

you know say now you don be our new member so we no won hear say you fuckkk up ooo,
like this now na my 5 years of running this business be this,

ahhhh me baba olowo shout,
i for say why you no dey get chance again to dey come online again as before,

as you keep face so like who dem swear for,

na your type all this cele people dem suppose bundle with better thick rope tire troway enter one big fire,

as you keep nose so like celindion new music album,

hahahahahahahaha
centino burst laugh again,

centino shout,
see come baba olowo make e no be say we go arrange go mission you go carry this your slacked wide mouth make be like old furniture chair dey yab people for there ooo,

i no won laugh forget wetin i come there come do ooo,
abeg we go need full consentration ooo,

hahahahahaha

abeg all my fans dem,
baba olowo now don join thief gang for this my story dem,

actions don join be that ooo

episode 94 coming soon

Episode 94
(which kind thing be this? )

now me baba olowo don be highway robber ooo,

am now a gangstar thief,
anybody make do anyhow go see anyhow,

as i still dey talk all this things i no know when the next week wednessday i dey even think say make far reach,

and na wednessday we suppose meet take finalise how we go take go our mission

chaiii which kind thing be this na?

Naso i rush fly bike go for where we suppose meet,

as i reach there i no believe,
naso sokodobo rush carry one small gun make no get head carry give me,

the gun make dem give me i swear if i use am shoot person fowl the bullet no go fit kill the fowl,

hahahahahahaha
chaiii baba olowo don suffer

ahhh the thing surprise me die,
naso i ask am wetin happen na?

Before i know half kilo with all of dem don carry their guns dey come outside,

ahhh whats going on here?
I tell una say na our mission we dey go like this ooo,

chaiii which kind thing be this?
Abeg if person won go rob bank dem no go plan or ask for opinions?

And also get spy make go dey give us informations for inside the bank?

All this idiots no even ask me if i don ever hold gun for my life before?

No training nothing nothing,

now mission don start,
how i won take cope with all this already experienced high way criminals dem?

Chaiii no excape plan this is absolutely rubbish,

i tell una say we enter all this slogish old keke dem go the bank,

naso i ask half kilo,
abeg if we successfully rob this bank finish now so,

abeg which fast motor or bike make we go use take excape comot?

Half kilo tell me,
person dey carry one better motor come carry us after we rob dem finish,

naso dem tell me say make i dey outside of the bank dey watch if any security operatives dey come so to alert dem,

naso all of dem run enter the bank with full speed,

the thing surprise me say abeg if thief won first go rob somewhere dem no go first dey shoot gun?

Use better rounds of bullet take put fear for everybody body,

before dem go enter inside go rob?

but this one all this idiots dem just rush enter inside like say na their papa get the bank,

i tell una say no single person fear because of dem,
with all this guns make dem carry so go rob like agent make dey sell land for people,

hahahahahahaha
chaiii baba olowo don suffer
which kind useless scorpion gang be all this one self?

Una first sure say this our stupid operation go dey successfull?

As all of una do neck so like banga leaf,

hahahahahaha

naso i stand for outside bone face for front of the bank with this premature gun make dem carry give me so,

as i stand i come dey hear some noise inside the bank,

i tell una say na half kilo with the manager of the bank dey exchange words ooo,

the manager tell am,
see come you this strange looking arm robber so,
its thunder that will help us to fire off that your squeezed throat there for you,

you dont have work,
all you know is just to come here and steal from us almost every week,

hahahahahahahahaha

come o,
so una mean say na almost every week half kilo and him gang members dem dey use come rob this bank before?

Chaiii even the bank stupid ooo,
so arm robbers go continually dey rob una everytime and una no even bother to employ better security dem for the bank,

inshort this bank self na useless person go get the bank,

hahahahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here,

i tell una say as i stand for outside dey check if any thing security dem dey come,

naso one guy make dey kiri ice cream waka pass,

the guy look me hiss troway face,

ahhh the thing shock me,
naso i call the guy back

see come you this guy make dey sell ice cream like panel beater so,

you no dey fear face abi?
Shey you no see me hold gun abi?
Abi you want make i fire the middle of your prick there for you?

Hahahahahaha
I no believe the guy still hiss again,

naso the guy tell me,
see come you this old arm robber so,

na this work be my former work na,
gone are those days when we dey rob this bank then,
i swear you go rob this bank everyday sotey you go tire for the bank,
from year to year dem no dey ever employ security dem,

abeg no be me you go dey threaten with this kind of gun na,

ahhh the thing surprise me die,

naso the guy waka dey go,

chaiii oboy this bank really easy to rob ooo,
sotey i even carry one chair make dey nearby sidon there troway face no even care,

sotey people make dey pass dem go see me as i sidon for the front of the bank hold gun,

dem go say chaiii all this arm robbers don dey rob this bank today again,

which day this useless bank go ever get sense for their life?

Hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant ooo,

i tell una say i no believe,
like so i sight one black maria make soldier people full inside dey head come the bank,

oboy see take off,
the way i take run fear people ooo,
i no even bother alert my gang members dem,

hahahahahaahahaha
laugh won kill everybody make stand there

oboy i pick race run,

chaiii wetin happen next you no go believe,

hahahahahahaha

episode 95 coming soon

Episode 95
(see this mad people dem)

hahahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,
chaiii wetin be this?

as things come take be for here,
the way i take pick race run deny my gang members dem fear people ooo,

hahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

chaiii see as him run like person make no get work,

hahahahahahahahahaha
i tell una say if i get work i go come follow all this idiots dem come here to come rob bank?

Chaiii wetin be this?

Oboy i pick better race run go hide,

till today i no still believe wetin happen,
naso the black maria make soldier people full inside drive dey come,

naso dem change direction dey come where i run go hide so,

before i know naso one of dem troway one big gun give me say make i catch,

ahhh the thing shock me die,
wetin really happen here so?

I tell una say the soldier man tell me say that gun make you hold so too small to rob this bank na,

na this big one go help you guy,

hahahaahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants,

sotey the soldier people tell me say gone are those days we dey come rob this bank when we never join millitary,

we rob dem sotey we repent,
now we don dey earn a better living by been a soldier,

naso dem drive their black maria motor dey go,

hahahahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here
chaiii baba olowo no go kill person ooo,

please laugh at your own risk,

naso i bounce waka go sidon for my chair again in front of the bank with the big gun all this army people dem give me,

naso i surprise hear half kilo shout from inside the bank,

see come you this old bar head stingy manager so,

so na only 20,000 naira nahim dey inside this bank here so?

Hahahahahahaahhahaaha
laugh won kill me for here

naso the manager answer am,
when una go dey come rob us here almost every week wetin you expect make go dey for our account here again?

Hahahahahahaha
Chaiii wetin be this?

As dem dey argue dey shout,

naso i see some group of small boys dem make dress like boys scouts carry sticks come,

naso dem ask me,
abeg bros na here dem dey rob?

Naso i answer dem,
no na for una father house dem dey rob,
as una do teeths so like who no know road so,

na una type dey bend down piss like all this useless aboki guys dem,

hahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill people make stand there dey look,

i tell una say the boys scout all of dem bone face die like who go buy land make dem cheat no gree give receipt so,

naso dem shout
this cant be possible,
na we this bank dey pay every month to come secure their bank,

as i hear wetin dem talk oboy i take off,
chaiii see race,

dem the boys scouts all of dem confuse,

come o,
why this mad guy make hold big gun so dey run from us make hold just ordinary sticks?

Hahahahahahaha
baba olowo don mad ooo,

baba olowo worst die,
why you go dey run for comon small pikin boys scouts dem like say na sars dem be?

Hahahahahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say naso all the boys scouts dem pack their selfs rush enter the bank,

the thing surprise us say,
as we stay 2 minutes the next thing make we see na all those boys scout dem pick race with heavy speeds run come outside,

hahahhahahahahaha
laugh won kill everybody for here,

even the oga of dem the boys scout nahim pick race pass dem him boys,

hahahaahahahahahaha
my belle don dey pain me ooo

the thing surprise me say,
even sokodobo make be one of our member follow dem the boys scout pick race run come outside dey shout like mad person,

hahahahhaahhahahahaha
i don laugh tire for here

as those boys scouts first rush enter naso half kilo and youngzubi take use gun shots won nearly finish their life,

hahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo

oboy half kilo use gun take shoot dem the boys scout their oga hat comot from him head,
gbosa!!

the oga run with full speed go jump enter swarmp go hide,

hahahaahahahahahha
baba olowo you too funny ooo,
my belle don dey pain me ooo

i tell una say the way half kilo and youngzubi take won use bullets scatter dem those boys scouts life fear me ooo,

hahahahahahahahaha
dem the boys scouts all of dem run with speeds excape no looking back,

hahahahaahahahahahaha
i won laugh scatter for here so

even sokodobo follow dem the boys scouts dem run,

i tell una say half kilo shoot mercilessly sotey him think say sokodobo follow dem the boys scout come,

half kilo shoot sokodobo,
gbosa!!

Baba dodge the bullet run come outside with dem the boys scouts run dey go house,

hahahaahahahaahahha
laugh won kill me for here so,
i don die ooo,

come o,
sokodobo na one of our member na?
Wetin come happen make half kilo won shoot am join dem the boys scout dem?

Hahahahahahahaha
i don laugh sotey my belle don dey pain me ooo,


chaiii all this boys scouts dem no one even get mind self,
as all of dem do face so like people make dey do tailor work

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

abeg if you get heart problem abeg no come dey read baba olowo funny stories ooo,

you go laugh sotey you fit dey vomit bloods,

hahahhahahahaha

episode 96 coming soon

Baba olowo will be shutting down very soon,
please take note my niggas dem
the comedy story will be shut down after episode 100,

Good day to all my fans dem,
baba olowo d long prick funny stories will be shutting down in my final episode number 100,

abeg all my fans dem please show love to your boy baba olowo,

5 more funny episodes to go till we call it the end of baba olowo d long prick season 1,

its been a long road but we are here now,

na only una efforts fit ever make me consider to start baba olowo d long prick season 2,

but if i no get much comments as i want,
am sorry this will be the end of the story called baba olowo d long prick,

i still get more 5 episodes to drop here for una so keep the hope alive,

baba olowo

Episode 96
( okada books)

hahahahahahahaha
laugh won finish me for here as i dey so,

baba olowo abeg you too much,

as things come take be for here,
naso all the boys scouts dem pick race with sokodobo,

none of dem look back as dem dey run excape,

hahahahahaahaha
chaiii laugh kill me

we no see one single trace of dem the boys scouts again for here so,

naso half kilo, youngzubi and centino dem vex enter inside the bank go continue their robbery,

naso me baba olowo sidon back for my chair make i use sidon for the front of the bank dey do absolutely nothing,

oboy wetin happen next i no believe,

naso one guy drive okada pass go front,

the guy drive the okada pass again,

ahhh abeg wetin happen abi this guy don high?

Make this guy no go make me baba olowo vex now use bullets take arrange him green yansh so as him sidon ontop that him okada dey drive like mad person,

hahahahahahaha

i tell una say the same idiot drive the okada pass again,

naso i vex call the fool,

see come you this strange looking guy so,
wetin dey even worry you here self?

As you carry waist so like person make dey go hang light for people if nepa dem don cut their light,

na your type dey embrace polygamous marriage,
as you do eye so like who trek from abuja to benin so,

hahahahhahahaahaha
everybody burst laugh

baba olowo your mouth no just good abeg,

naso the guy answer me,

please sir am looking for fcmb bank,
i am from okadabooks.com

i came here to deliver to them the books that they ordered from okada books,

naso i answer the guy,

see come as you do neck so like all this midnight story make no sweet so,
na thunder go fire this your okada books,

abeg which one again be you are from okada books?

No be this old looking drenched okada you drive come here like madman?

Inshort na thunder go fire you fire okada books there idiot,

hahahahaahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii baba olowo you no go kill person ooo,

naso the guy answer me again,

please sir am here to obey orders,
am only a delivery boy that sends hard copies to anyone that has ordered from us online,

naso i tell the guy,

see come you this guy from okada books store,

i dey very sure say the owner of una company name go be pa kelechi, f, okada,

as all of una go do face so like who dey drink garri morning afternoon and night,

na thunder make dey twerk nahim go fire this your useless okada you drive come here so,

inshort before i count 3 you don disappear run comot from here,

abi you no know say me and my guys dey on operation for this bank?

So you this mad guy please come back later,

oboy the guy turn sharp sharp with him old looking okada run tear race,

hahahahhaahhhaha
chaiii wetin be this?
Nothing person no go see for this place make i dey here so,

as things come take be for here,
naso half kilo shout from inside the bank,

i say na only 20,000 naira nahim dey for this whole bank?

Before half kilo go talk finish wetin we hear na gun shot,
gbosa!!

Oboy i no believe i see half kilo, youngzubi with centino run with full speed come outside dey shout like mad people,
ewole!!

Oboy see race,
abeg wetin just happen here so?

I tell una say na the bank manager nahim shoot that gun so,

nobody just know how this bank manager take go get all this olden days gun make get long mouth,

one bullet i swear na straight death,

hahahaahahahhahahahaa
the manager come outside shoot again,
gbosa!!

Oboy this manager gun self get bass ooo,
the gun dey shake ground

hahahahahaahaha

everybody for the whole street pick race run,

the bank manager pursue only half kilo enter the next street,

wetin we hear na gbosa!! For half kilo leg,

half kilo jump dodge the bullet,
chaiii see narrow excape ooo,

i tell una say half kilo pick race as all him cloths tear finish

hahahahahahahahaha
the bank manager won use bullets scatter all baba life,

hahahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill me ooo,

i tell una say all of us excape no body see us catch,

na that time we know say that bank don wise o,

chaiii this bank manager won use bullets scatter our teeths ooo,

naso we run with full speed enter bush go hide,

as everywhere come calm down
naso we rush enter bike dey go our house,

chaiii which kind useless stupid operation we even go do self?

Na half kilo dem for nearly kill for this operation so,

hahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant ooo,

as we reach we come down tear speed enter house go rest dey breath like who go drag for one piece of land,

naso centino shout,
what the fuckkk is this?
Why do we have to back down from this operation because of a mere fat looking ugly bank manager,

we should have stayed there and opposed him,
dont we also have guns?

Hahahahahahahahaha

naso i tell dem,
am happy we all excaped if not that guy for don use bullets open all of us belle,

na our intestines we for carry for hand dey run come house here so,

hahahahahahahaha
abeg this one na narrow excape ooo,

chaiii abeg wetin go happen next?
Hahahahahahahaha

episode 97 coming soon,

Good day to all my niggas here,

baba olowo

Abeg all my niggas dem,
Its been a long road but we are here now.

All work and no play makes stupid jack a dull boy,

see come you this stupid jack,
as you do face so like old time palm wine tapper make won change line go lagos so,

na thunder go fire your one eye there,
na your type dey drive wheel barrow with speed go work,

as you do teeth so like one foolish idiot for my side here make dem dey call cut your coat according to your size,

see come all this serious looking people make resemble jack make dey hardly shine teeths laugh so,

as all of una do face like banana make don spoil so,

na una type dey help people go hang or change their new tv antenna,

as una keep bears so like craze person navigator light,

episode 97 of baba olowo d long prick story will be tittled
( albino the great fool )

coming soon live on Hd,

please do watch out,

i never yab all this red albinos dem for my story before,
looks like na their turn be this now so,

as all this red albinos dem carry teeths like enslaved shark so,

chaiii we go laugh tire,

baba olowo

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My father my father if it be for me,
in the whole of malachi let my enemies die by fire,

hahahahhahhahahhahahahaha
i don laugh and shout tire for here my voice don crack ooooo,

liverpool win barcelona 4=0,
jesus christ i thank you for this day,

all my niggas here don shout sotey our voice don go,
this is truelly emotional here,
sotey una for come see as i dey sweat dey shout for each goal liverpool score expectially the last goal,

goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll,

liverpool don score again i tell una say the viewing center scatter,

dust full everywhere like say na world cup final,
because of this i no sure if i go fit really sleep or eat this night for here,

all my niggas dem don dey order for free drinks for people dem,
too much happiness for here
abeg is today truelly my happiest day in this life?

Its been a while i don shout and happy like this ooo,

my father my father,
abeg my niggas do watch out for my next episode coming soon

baba olowo

Its been a while we had fun here,

Hmmm all my niggas dem dey ask me wetin happen?

Why i don stop to dey drop new episodes dem for here so,

abeg to me its been a long road but we are here now,

i won close down this story,
am not seeing much results here abeg na like this nairalanders dem dey do?

Baba olowo

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see come as you carry teeths like madman testicles so,

na thunder go fire that your half bumbum for there so,

na your type dey help people carry their small pikin dem go school every morning,

as you keep bears so like judgement day,

na for here you see come post this your emperor blog like person make carry boil for yansh abi?

Before you carry hunch back like kidnapper,

see come mind yourself ooo,

baba olowo

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see come as you carry teeths like madman testicles so,

na thunder go fire that your half bumbum for there so,

na your type dey help people carry their small pikin dem go school every morning,

as you keep bears so like judgement day,

na for here you see come post this your emperor blog like person make carry boil for yansh abi?

Before you carry hunch back like kidnapper,

see come mind yourself ooo,
nigga

baba olowo