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Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Sammiejo: 6:39pm On Aug 24, 2010
Guys and ladies pls dont send hate mail on the strap. Just promote your hm and alliances.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by kaydee(m): 6:59pm On Aug 24, 2010
Biggie decides who leaves at the end of it all.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by mumagee(f): 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2010
kaydee:

Biggie decides who leaves at the end of it all.

from what i have seen the fans of this mumuyam doing i dont think so anymnore
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 24, 2010
@tatiana009 pls send d koko 2 my box : tosagay2003@yahoo.com d battle line has been drawn lets show SADC dat 9ja is the koko.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by kbone(m): 7:53pm On Aug 24, 2010
@tatiana pls send to dwdokin@gmail.com
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shalom1234: 8:06pm On Aug 24, 2010
me i don settle for obodo of the gods must be crazy KKK and i don begin thumbprint o
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by shalom1234: 8:31pm On Aug 24, 2010
how about this, just sent it now:

All Munya haters Nig, SA, mozambique, ghana, kenya, namibia you can go to blazes, we don't need you to keep him in, we have our contacts spread across Africa
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 24, 2010
@ Shalom 1234 lol, good one shalom but the obodo you picked might be a bit hard to crack cos those guys suck up to Mumu pretty bad
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 8:39pm On Aug 24, 2010
pls lets bombard the straplines wit messages promoting sheila, even if it Sheila 4lyf or MNC 4lyfe its okay, no need for hate messages, also let ur messages be anonymous i.e not related to Nigeria, so we can have that spread. we are not necessarily saving sheila, we are only saving our heads from shame of looosing to MUFC.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 8:42pm On Aug 24, 2010
i've don talk to some of my paddy's and we go meet tomoro to arrange ourself.
like I said earlier Kevin and Itai is up and Kevin AKA sheila must be saved
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by akinsadeez(m): 8:43pm On Aug 24, 2010
wow.now I am feeln d vibes.mufc must burn.Shuti 4 life. tartiana pls send it 2 me too. presido4real05@yahoo.com. God bless all of u.2geda we wil win.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by knick(m): 8:48pm On Aug 24, 2010
@tatiana, no b small thing o.Abeg waya me d kpotom inside, gonickoool@yahoo.com i dey VEX.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by knick(m): 9:00pm On Aug 24, 2010
@tatiana, no b small thing o.Abeg waya me d kpotom inside, gonickoool@yahoo.com i dey VEX.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 9:06pm On Aug 24, 2010
make una no dey wait for tarti to send una message, just start to dey thumbprint kevin name AKA Sheila for all those obodo wen u don register.
comon guys we need to make the straps more PRO sheila, right now munya's fans are leading the straps.
lets name sheila the Queen of allstars and let the haters know she's there to stay. they must start to feel the heat from now on. they seem comfortable already, let them feel the heat with our messages.
we could dedicate someone who'l be filling the straps with PRO Sheila messages.
Tarty baby, how do we arrange someone who'l be in charge of strap messages. fill us in on anyone who could be up to that and we can come here to compose messages that could be sent out. like I said this week NO UPDATES here, watch the show or go to the websites for any gist in the house.
this week na for strtegising, if we loose this one then i'll hands off and know that we already have a crowned winner.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by knick(m): 9:24pm On Aug 24, 2010
@tatiana, no b small thing o.Abeg waya me d kpotom inside, gonickoool@yahoo.com i dey VEX.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by HAH: 9:42pm On Aug 24, 2010
mumu people even if una use other nation and register it wont work your IP is known. why are you people so desperate. you people better leave munya alone cos africa and even naija loves him and if not na hypertension una go get. MUFC
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by 14(m): 10:07pm On Aug 24, 2010
This yacob guy wont last the Barn, he iw always mooning about nothing. Does he come from the state, he pretends like he does not come from a poor country, he feels like he comes from USA. Whatever he talks about its about America. Damn, he thinks his accent will open doors for him, not in SA my negger.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Nobody: 6:04am On Aug 25, 2010
I beg ignore the Mumu groupie, we know how we did it for Kevin.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by kaybently: 8:02am On Aug 25, 2010
i just read on bigbrother africa.com that kevin chuwangpam proposed to elizabeth of bbrevolution last nite at the city of port harcourt
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by kaybently: 8:11am On Aug 25, 2010
shalom1234:

how about this, just sent it now:

All Munya haters Nig, SA, mozambique, ghana, kenya, namibia you can go to blazes, we don't need you to keep him in, we have our contacts spread across Africa

we dont need to shout too much sheila is soooooooooooo bringing munya down on sunday check the poll
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 8:55am On Aug 25, 2010
guys ignore the polls, it has never predicted anything in all of mumu's survivals, his fans dont use the polls so as to decieve others to relax one of there strategy, thats wat happened with lerato and its happening again. stop voting on the polls just go to the site and mxit and vote from as many obodo as possible. dont let anyone discourage u here, we need to trash this once and for all.
I dont mind if he ends upwinning but let him go to the barn first, that one na my own

Together we can
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 9:07am On Aug 25, 2010
Yes we can
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by kaybently: 9:11am On Aug 25, 2010
congrats to kevin and elizabeth heard they are getting married wow, any way lets keep voting vuvu sheila to send munya to the barn

Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by emmadinoyi: 9:36am On Aug 25, 2010
na dem sabi, if not 4 wat we did 4 them dey will not be gettin married now, lets do same for uti to so he can get married to sheila next year.
dont stop voting we do it the kevolution way.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by tsquaure(f): 12:03pm On Aug 25, 2010
am interested e mail is helenarubs250@gmail.com
Go operation save sheila
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by tayoast(m): 2:31pm On Aug 25, 2010
anybody got the Official Big Brother Africa Song done by Maye Hunta?
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 25, 2010
Munya has asked biggy to see a psychologist, ,lets do him a favour a send him to a retreat ( barn) to sort out his problems, i beg guys fill the strap with things like this
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by 14(m): 2:43pm On Aug 25, 2010
kay bently:

congrats to kevin and elizabeth heard they are getting married wow, any way lets keep voting vuvu sheila to send munya to the barn

Where is she from this Elizabeth, forgot her
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by tayoast(m): 2:46pm On Aug 25, 2010
1,2:

Where is she from this Elizabeth, forgot her

The Tanzanian gal from BB Revolution
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Rheinmetal(m): 2:58pm On Aug 25, 2010
RHEIN’S NIELSEN RATINGS (Now don’t ask how I came about my statistics!)

The Players after Five Weeks in Alphabetical Order
Code:
Camera-time percentage: 0.001%
With Maureen, this guy was still Codine- a bitter-tasting pill. This guy does not even deserve to be nominating other housemates for eviction. Since no housemate is an MIT-trained cipher that could decipher or break the code, we suggest we give Juliet the cow a try and let Code become a Barney! The only camera-time he enjoys is prolly when the camera-operator decides to go take a piss! This week’s BB All stars Radio task is within his comfort zone, and if dude pooh poohs on this one, then I suggest BB producers should blast him over the barn all the way to Blantyre.

Hannington:
Camera-time percentage: 8.5%
Hanny was kung-powed at being the first evictee from the BB House. Dude had really simmered down for a while, but with the burgeoning Barney family, Hanny is coming back to form. Now rolling in the barn hay with Tati, camera-time is mainly after-dark for their steamy trysts rated NC18.

Jennifer:
Camera-time percentage: 1.5%
Jen is still to get into the groove of things, but is playing an excellent game.
Camera-time is mainly for Saturday parties, when she wears some steamy outfits to drive up the guys’ already over-boiling testosterone, and for that quality time with Munya last Saturday. Being HOH this week will give her added visibility, I hope.

Kaone:
Camera-time percentage: 3%
KI: what can I say? What’s up Africa and my guys in Gaborone, Botswana!
Camera-time creamed off his on and off spats with Uti and his HOH role last week. Dude seems to have retired the bushman bikini tho! Maybe he will wear that on his eviction Sunday. Yeah! And why is he always chasing Munya’s tail?

Lerato:
Camera-time percentage: 7%
L would forever be in Tart’s shadow. She’s no competition, I must say! Now that Yacob is in the barn, expect to see more of her! Camera time from this chick fussing with chickens in the barn, someone please remind her of where the drum stick comes from when next she’s gnawing on some chicken bone.

Meryl:
Camera time percentage: 10%
This babe cast off her suckling eight-month old daughter from her breast to go into the BBA house, same breast she’s offering up for Mwisho’s nighttime nibbling. Hmmm!
Camera time due to daily MNC meetings during ciggy breaks and her royal rumbling under the sheets with Mwisho, thoroughly outclassed by the new Hanny and Tati Nighttime Primetime!


Munya:
Camera-time percentage: 13%
This dude gave up the chance of witnessing the earliest days on this earth with his days-old son to participate in BBA (Why no one talks about that beats me!) The guy from the country that gave us Itai and Bertha is playing it true Zim style! But that must be working, if the straps are anything to go by.
Camera-time due to incessant trips to the glass-house! Since Tati’s departure and Jen’s rejection (apparently Paloma is not an option, and Sheila is hooked to his arch-competitor, and Meryl, well he had his chance!) dude has had some interesting bromance with the unattached male housemates, especially Kaone. We’ll see how those unfold!

Mwisho:
Camera time percentage: 17%
Aside slurring his words most of time (I’ve long since given up trying to comprehend what dude’s on about!) and his strange relationship with Meryl, dude has become a bona-fide MNC. Interesting character, watch this space.
Camera time mostly from rolling about on the floor in drunken delirium, and that trip up on the stair case, classic unscripted action! Darn that meddling palomey!

Paloma:
Camera-time percentage: 9%
Fussing Mother hen Paloma is on every housemate’s case reminding them how they cannot afford to let the watching world down (killing the action to give her no-action shaky shaky bum bum a chance), and then bad-mouths them in her diary sessions.
Camera-time from buzzing about like a honey bee around all the trouble spots in the house and the kitchen, of course, she’s a trouble-shooting virus tho, that means she causes more harm than good!

Sammie:
Just take care of yourself Sammie!

Sheila:
Camera-time percentage: 19%
The reason we can’t hear this highly intelligent chick’s mind at work is cos her mouth’s running on a broken motor. She seems to be the biggest draw for the MNC. Her survival or eviction on Sunday could be a potential game changer on the on-going power struggle in the house. Camera time highlights sobbing with her head on Jen’s luscious lobes for some obscure thingy that happened to a friend eons ago, owing to some miscued stuff that nearly happened to a present friend in the house. Yeah! And for trying to navigate homeboy away from his numerous tiffs in the house

Tatiana:
Camera-time percentage: 9.9%
The unofficial barn queen has just displaced Juliet the cow as the most desirable female in the barn, now that Hanny gets to milk her morning and night (Juliet only gets milked once a day). Tati is almost single-handedly responsible for the plus 18 rating of the show. Camera time, on account of being one-half of the Hanny and Tati Nighttime Panorama.

Uti:
Camera-time percentage 25%
This dude is the flashpoint of the show, if watching people screaming at each other bakes your cookies. But amongst a set of misnamed all-stars that are apparently suffering from an identity crisis, dude keeps my TV warm sometimes. He packs more action combo than Jet Li and Jackie Chan in the Forbidden Kingdom, but his jump kick finishing move is only a rather off-putting screeching sound of that much mangled word “idiot” a.k.a. “retard” a.a.k.a “stupid” He’s the realest of the lot tho! Camera time. Dude has built a force field of repressed emotions to wall off the world and its numerous woes, but is being continually strafed by the starship MV Paloma. So watch out for the next roforofo fight starring the mouth-fu-ngus fighting expert coming soon to a plasma and home theater near you.

Yacob
Camera-time percentage 5%
This dude is so loveless; they haven’t even found a barn visitor for him yet. As if admitting to self-servicing on international TV is not humiliating enough, dude had to go shave his locks in order to fit in. Camera time, while moaning about how unloved he is by Africa cos of his Arabian heritage. Someone should seriously give this guy a hug.
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Rheinmetal(m): 3:03pm On Aug 25, 2010
^Since the thread's been so quiet today, prolly because you guys are off to the warfront strafing the Zimbos, I decided to take a little break from work and have some fun tongue Someone actually banned further updating on this thread, seems the thread's been converted to a war room LOL.

Anywayz, Field Marshals, I'm not being insurbodinate so do not charge me to the court-martial. Just lifting the morale of the troops, is all cheesy

Big up Guys, more grease
Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by 14(m): 4:05pm On Aug 25, 2010
Rheinmetal:

RHEIN’S NIELSEN RATINGS (Now don’t ask how I came about my statistics!)

The Players after Five Weeks in Alphabetical Order
Code:
Camera-time percentage: 0.001%
With Maureen, this guy was still Codine- a bitter-tasting pill. This guy does not even deserve to be nominating other housemates for eviction. Since no housemate is an MIT-trained cipher that could decipher or break the code, we suggest we give Juliet the cow a try and let Code become a Barney! The only camera-time he enjoys is prolly when the camera-operator decides to go take a piss! This week’s BB All stars Radio task is within his comfort zone, and if dude pooh poohs on this one, then I suggest BB producers should blast him over the barn all the way to Blantyre.

Hannington:
Camera-time percentage: 8.5%
Hanny was kung-powed at being the first evictee from the BB House. Dude had really simmered down for a while, but with the burgeoning Barney family, Hanny is coming back to form. Now rolling in the barn hay with Tati, camera-time is mainly after-dark for their steamy trysts rated NC18.

Jennifer:
Camera-time percentage: 1.5%
Jen is still to get into the groove of things, but is playing an excellent game.
Camera-time is mainly for Saturday parties, when she wears some steamy outfits to drive up the guys’ already over-boiling testosterone, and for that quality time with Munya last Saturday. Being HOH this week will give her added visibility, I hope.

Kaone:
Camera-time percentage: 3%
KI: what can I say? What’s up Africa and my guys in Gaborone, Botswana!
Camera-time creamed off his on and off spats with Uti and his HOH role last week. Dude seems to have retired the bushman bikini tho! Maybe he will wear that on his eviction Sunday. Yeah! And why is he always chasing Munya’s tail?

Lerato:
Camera-time percentage: 7%
L would forever be in Tart’s shadow. She’s no competition, I must say! Now that Yacob is in the barn, expect to see more of her! Camera time from this chick fussing with chickens in the barn, someone please remind her of where the drum stick comes from when next she’s gnawing on some chicken bone.

Meryl:
Camera time percentage: 10%
This babe cast off her suckling eight-month old daughter from her bosom to go into the BBA house, same bosom she’s offering up for Mwisho’s nighttime nibbling. Hmmm!
Camera time due to daily MNC meetings during ciggy breaks and her royal rumbling under the sheets with Mwisho, thoroughly outclassed by the new Hanny and Tati Nighttime Primetime!


Munya:
Camera-time percentage: 13%
This dude gave up the chance of witnessing the earliest days on this earth with his days-old son to participate in BBA (Why no one talks about that beats me!) The guy from the country that gave us Itai and Bertha is playing it true Zim style! But that must be working, if the straps are anything to go by.
Camera-time due to incessant trips to the glass-house! Since Tati’s departure and Jen’s rejection (apparently Paloma is not an option, and Sheila is hooked to his arch-competitor, and Meryl, well he had his chance!) dude has had some interesting bromance with the unattached male housemates, especially Kaone. We’ll see how those unfold!

Mwisho:
Camera time percentage: 17%
Aside slurring his words most of time (I’ve long since given up trying to comprehend what dude’s on about!) and his strange relationship with Meryl, dude has become a bona-fide MNC. Interesting character, watch this space.
Camera time mostly from rolling about on the floor in drunken delirium, and that trip up on the stair case, classic unscripted action! Darn that meddling palomey!

Paloma:
Camera-time percentage: 9%
Fussing Mother hen Paloma is on every housemate’s case reminding them how they cannot afford to let the watching world down (killing the action to give her no-action shaky shaky bum bum a chance), and then bad-mouths them in her diary sessions.
Camera-time from buzzing about like a honey bee around all the trouble spots in the house and the kitchen, of course, she’s a trouble-shooting virus tho, that means she causes more harm than good!

Sammie:
Just take care of yourself Sammie!

Sheila:
Camera-time percentage: 19%
The reason we can’t hear this highly intelligent chick’s mind at work is cos her mouth’s running on a broken motor. She seems to be the biggest draw for the MNC. Her survival or eviction on Sunday could be a potential game changer on the on-going power struggle in the house. Camera time highlights sobbing with her head on Jen’s luscious lobes for some obscure thingy that happened to a friend eons ago, owing to some miscued stuff that nearly happened to a present friend in the house. Yeah! And for trying to navigate homeboy away from his numerous tiffs in the house

Tatiana:
Camera-time percentage: 9.9%
The unofficial barn queen has just displaced Juliet the cow as the most desirable female in the barn, now that Hanny gets to milk her morning and night (Juliet only gets milked once a day). Tati is almost single-handedly responsible for the plus 18 rating of the show. Camera time, on account of being one-half of the Hanny and Tati Nighttime Panorama.

Uti:
Camera-time percentage 25%
This dude is the flashpoint of the show, if watching people screaming at each other bakes your cookies. But amongst a set of misnamed all-stars that are apparently suffering from an identity crisis, dude keeps my TV warm sometimes. He packs more action combo than Jet Li and Jackie Chan in the Forbidden Kingdom, but his jump kick finishing move is only a rather off-putting screeching sound of that much mangled word “” a.k.a. “retard” a.a.k.a “silly” He’s the realest of the lot tho! Camera time. Dude has built a force field of repressed emotions to wall off the world and its numerous woes, but is being continually strafed by the starship MV Paloma. So watch out for the next roforofo fight starring the mouth-fu-ngus fighting expert coming soon to a plasma and home theater near you.

Yacob
Camera-time percentage 5%
This dude is so loveless; they haven’t even found a barn visitor for him yet. As if admitting to self-servicing on international TV is not humiliating enough, dude had to go shave his locks in order to fit in. Camera time, while moaning about how unloved he is by Africa cos of his Arabian heritage. Someone should seriously give this guy a hug.


Who ever who compiled this stats must be smoking something. Munya 13%, come on, give me a brake. The guy is hardly visible, we only see him when he is talking with CODE. I would love to see Jen wining, but she ain't doing any thing, she is not working for her money. Then how do you give her $200K. Her and CODE are playing off the radar. They are playing it safe and its not helping them, Jen thinks she will get a sympathy vote. I thnk has to do more to deserve the money. Munya is also not visible, its not a surprise that he wanted to walk out the other day. He is not what he was on BBA3, then he was active. If he is pitted against strong candidate he might not even make it.

Dont be fooled by Biggy's twist by saving Munya. We all know that Munya is weak. Tatiana just want to use S*x, which will not go down well with conservatives Africans. Lerato is outspoken, which will work against her in some traditional countries. He is a good girl, but many would interpret her outspoken as being arrogant.

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