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Dangerous Squirrels by femionasan(m): 12:05pm On Mar 30, 2007
Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.

"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by daychris(f): 2:57pm On Feb 18, 2008
funny. so squirrels can talk
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by clemcykul(f): 3:18pm On Feb 18, 2008
ha ha aha they want to feed on his balls lol
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by TOYOSI20(f): 12:18am On Feb 19, 2008
daychris:

funny. so squirrels can talk

I shiver Ooo! grin
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by Rebellious(f): 4:51am On Feb 19, 2008
He shoulda let them take home 'em nuts. lol
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by topeteadr(m): 8:02am On Feb 19, 2008
Lol. . . Very dangerous. . . . . . . .
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by clemcykul(f): 2:34pm On Feb 19, 2008
it sure is
Re: Dangerous Squirrels by segunpc(m): 9:41am On Feb 20, 2008
dangerous joke!

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