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Kelly Brook’s Rules To Getting Over Your Ex by kaycee0604(m): 2:23pm On Jul 06, 2010
1. Hang out with men
Kelly hasn't wasted any time in jumping back on the boy bandwagon and neither should you! You don't have to start dating but you can meet your man-company quota by spending time shopping, eating, watching the footie with a man friend just like Kelly has with Glee cutie, Matthew Morrison sparking romance rumours and keeping Danny (and the rest of us) guessing. Best ex revenge ever = moving on fast.
2. Ensure you're photographed looking fabulous
While celebs are papped for the world to see, us mere mortals have to resort to Facebook for such photographic exhibitionism. Kelly made sure she flashed some flesh to waiting photographers and . Follow suit and get a friend to take pics of you showing off your best body asset be it boobs, legs or tum, then upload the best one as your profile pic and wait for your ex to see it and weep. Bonus points scored if the pic is with a man your ex doesn't know.
3. Be treated like a princess
After the trauma and tears of a break up every girl deserves plenty of attention, laughter and chocolate which your girl friends can cover but to remind you just how fabulous you are, do a ‘Kelly' and be wined and dined by a mystery older man. A night out with a sugar daddy means you'll be taken somewhere swish, given gifts (hopefully) and made to feel like a princess.
4. Party with your girlfriends
We didn't have Kelly down as a party girl a la Sarah Harding, but post split she's got her clubbing clobber out of the closet and hit the town with the girls four nights in a row! You don't need the model to show you what good a girlie night does for you but if you're feeling vulnerable, be brave strap on your stilettos and party as much and as hard as you can.
5. Keep busy
To make sure her mind hasn't wandered to feeling woeful, Kelly has jam packed her schedule to ensure she's always out, with other people or at work. If you find yourself at a loose end, get to the gym or do a workout DVD, the exercise will give you a big boost of happy-hormones so you'll feel more positive and it'll also take your mind off thinking of your ex.


6. Eat sushi
While we can't all afford to dine at chic Japanese eatery Zuma, as Kelly did on Monday we can all chow down on some raw fish if we choose. Sushi is a smart choice as not only is it packed full of goodness, it's low in calories, provides you with plenty of protein and has the right balance of carbs. Which will help counterbalance the booze from nights out and chocolate therapy.
7. Dress sexy right now
Ok, so you may not feel at your sexiest but after two days in pyjamas it's time to step out of the slouch wear and step into some sex wear. Take Kelly's latest looks as inspiration, she's chosen skin-scrapping dresses with flat shoes, lace pieces and thigh high boots to add a little sexiness to her style and a big boost to her confidence. To bring back the spring in your step work one piece that makes you feel sexy be it a push up bra, killer heels or hot pants and work it!

8. Focus on work
When you're feeling woeful, work will be the last thing on your mind, but try to stay focused on what you've done independently from your ex. Your job is about you and something you can shape. Despite her heartache Kelly kept her mind on the job and posed for a Playboy shoot last week.
9. Make the right changes
With your life being rocky thanks to your relationship status the last thing you want to do is make more life-changing decisions. But take what's happened as a reason to reflect and look at other smaller things you want to tweak in your life. Since the spilt Kelly has left her role as the face and body of Ultimo and moved onto other adventures,
10. Start something new
If your self-esteem has taken a bit of a bashing, start working to get it back. The best way doesn't involve dating new men or getting a new hair cut (although these help) you can feel good if you take on something new be it trying a new hobby, starting an evening class or set up your own business just like Kelly has. She's just registered her name as a trademark so she can launch her own line of cosmetics, handbag and jewellery. Go girl!

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