Stud i will text a joke to ur phone make u post

Sha no transfer virus follow am sha

abi make u no infect me, infact i change my mind

this joke sef

bibs:

abi make u no infect me, infact i change my mind

no make me laugh abeg

no laff o cos if u laff na f.up


i get paper @ 4, i dey go revise now, see u later

kkk babe, later

bibs:

abi make u no infect me, infact i change my mind

 

[center]A WHITE-BOY DIARY [/center]
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now! '

U dey improve everyday bibs lol

Yeah, Nice 1 Bibs!

I like it

una thank u

Smiles

Studio

bibs that was good joke - love it

Nice 1 bibs

And studio where is the joke

nagode y'all

Efe, yo name dey echo for my ear anywhere i glow.

How u dey gurl?

Bibs- Ramadan Kareem

^^ hehehe

how my name take echo for dat your ear sef??

I nor too dey fine sha - na u dey cause am

How i take cause am, now u dey make me feel guilty for something i nor know about.
*sips fanta*

Give me my joke

then I go feel much berra

abi u nor fit deliver? na so-so mouth for your end?

hmmm??

sip fanta

when your mate dey sip cognac - e gbe

^^hehehe

im dey try hard to stay sober now!

Blackpot i don sip cognac tire but nothing dey shark me again, nothing dey dia again jor

lol

hard man studio *winks*

There was an old country preacher who had a teenage son. He was so concerned
about what his son will become in future so he decided to try an experiment.
What he did was, he went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
these three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey. He decided
to hide behind the door thinking if the son picks up the Bible, he's going to be
a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar,
he's going to be a businessman, and that would be o.k. too. But if he picks up
the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard - a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a
shame that would be.
Soon the son returned from school, dropped his books on the bed and spotted the
stuffs, he walked over to inspect them. What he finally did was, he picked up the Bible
and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his
pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink,
"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a politician!"

^^ hehehe - Now that's funny

Nice 1 Bibs!!

Bibs i know sey one day u go make me proud lol

thanks Efe.

Studpapa, u can say that again

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

quoi

A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters                                          
      first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting          
       second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and            
        third,our man is nw totally refreshed.      
                                                                 
       den dis posters were pasted all over d place  .        
        that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic.i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.