this is lovely
thanks for sharing dear

larayat:

A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters
first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting
second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and
third,our man is nw totally refreshed.

den dis posters were pasted all over d place .
that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic. i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.

Wow!!

Now this is good!! see, this is what I'm talking about girl!!

Kudos to you

kudos to ya all.

And now the joke of the week goes to . . . . . . . . ;d ;d

Ms Larayat!!

larayat:

A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters                                          
      first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting          
       second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and            
        third,our man is nw totally refreshed.      
                                                                 
       den dis posters were pasted all over d place  .        
        that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic.i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.
       

LOL

tanks ,bt am so shy.

while visitin one of my uncle,i noticed dat he had replaced his t.v set with a smaller one.thinking dat perhaps d larger set has broken down,i asked y d small one was der
he replied;oh,'av decided 2 watch less t.v'.

Lol! Nice - I like it

lmho
that ur uncle must be Studio

yeah.

The joke is staler than ur sanitary pad

bad bele

All na join

Lol Lara is back witha bang! Lol
Kare'ooo.



Off with yo head kunbee.
Lazy Student

larayat:

A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters
first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting
second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and
third,our man is nw totally refreshed.

den dis posters were pasted all over d place .
that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic.i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.

rubbish - doesn't make sense

larayat:

while visitin one of my uncle,i noticed dat he had replaced his t.v set with a smaller one.thinking dat perhaps d larger set has broken down,i asked y d small one was der
he replied;oh,'av decided 2 watch less t.v'.

alright small

bibs:

There was an old country preacher who had a teenage son. He was so concerned
about what his son will become in future so he decided to try an experiment.
What he did was, he went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
these three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey. He decided
to hide behind the door thinking if the son picks up the Bible, he's going to be
a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar,
he's going to be a businessman, and that would be o.k. too. But if he picks up
the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard - a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a
shame that would be.
Soon the son returned from school, dropped his books on the bed and spotted the
stuffs, he walked over to inspect them. What he finally did was, he picked up the Bible
and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his
pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink,
"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a politician!"

more rubbish

Why the vexation?

The babes nor gree for you?

i guess blacksta means blackstomach belle

who do u?

Take am sofri sofri bibs lol

Studio CFR:

Why the vexation?

The babes nor gree for you?

Nonsense - abi the babe say i chase am

dry joke = dry joke

^^ comot and no look back

bibs:

^^ comot and no look back

you mean,black

blacksta:

rubbish - doesn't make sense

alright small
more rubbish

1 min u dey encourage the girl - next minute you nor fit yab am finish

c'mon black, what's gwan ere wiff ya??

talk to Efe. . .

larayat:

you mean,black

yes Black.if u know him, pls tell him not to return or else,

u go chop him live ?.pls 4 my sake just 4give him.abeg.

its ok. oya gimme one fine joke na

bribery n corruption.

lol
abeg na

am actually feeln on top of d world.bt dont wori its comin up.

At d scene of an accident,a man was crying;OH GOD i av lost my hand oh.
sympatiser;dont cry,see dat man he has lost his head,Is he crying?


I HOPE U LIKE IT.

larayat:

[s]At d scene of an accident,a man was crying;OH GOD i av lost my hand oh.
sympatiser;dont cry,see dat man he has lost his head,Is he crying?


I HOPE U LIKE IT.[/s]

That answers if I like it

larayat:

At d scene of an accident,a man was crying;OH GOD i av lost my hand oh.
sympatiser;dont cry,see dat man he has lost his head,Is he crying?

Ologbon l'ole ye.


my dear Larayat, i like it. *thumbs up*