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Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by StudioCFR(m): 8:42am On Jul 24, 2010 |
More than 5 different jokes on top one thread - no one fit make me laugh. Mtchew |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 3:00pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Studio Go and get your head examined. . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 11:19am On Jul 25, 2010 |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 11:24am On Jul 25, 2010 |
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 25, 2010 |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: All these Anti Men jokes sef - might be connected to underlying issues - whose knows - lol My Surgery is open 24 hours Talk to me - I have a cure and it is located on my " Men Issues " shelf Lot of Love Doc Black |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 5:18pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
^^Jeez na light-hearted jokes na - okay, point taken. . . will try something different next time |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 5:24pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
it is only joke as well wassup - how was church - hope u prayed 4 me? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 5:27pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
hey you yeah Mass (I'm catholic) was jam-packed today Just got back from a party too - practically ate myself silly but yeah nice day but worn out now. . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 5:30pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
so when r u coming to surgery - i would like to dissect u . Doc Black |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
No need - I've been a very good girl you know the saying - An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 5:38pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
be back in about an hour and half - need to pop out is that ok |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 5:40pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
**Scoffs** U don't need to tell me though, d'you?? K fine by me. . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by romsky: 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
una dey flirt abi |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by stud9(m): 8:29pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
na dia handwork be that |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by romsky: 8:35pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
studio |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by stud9(m): 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
how are u rom? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by romsky: 8:42pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
ow many i.d u don register? i fink its high tym we started paying for registration o |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by stud9(m): 8:44pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
just one rom, same old studio |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:50pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
so why the different user id then? if u really want to be anonymous - then use something completely unrelated to studio **now pls stop derailing and stay on topic. . .** |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
A lot of haters on thread. - Abeg leave me and Efe - |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:55pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
^^Lol so, how've u been today sha? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:08pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
blacksta: why you wan cut me to pieces na?? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
it is been cool - have a friend over from Nja - catching up and trying to fix my mind to Monday hustle |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 9:12pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Na code for the usual - u don forget already- na wa oo |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
^^ I never forget - just pulling your legs blacksta: ohhh don't remind me From 4pm onwards on Sundays - I tend to get the Monday Blues |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 12:09pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
MALES and FEMALES AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.' After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate Steps for your gender MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of cheque book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25 Redial people on mobile phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:31pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
GIVE US A PUSH!! A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!" "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!" The man thinks about this, reluctantly gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. . . . . "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 9:06pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
^^lol |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 11:12pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
:d :d :d |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by davsquared: 11:31pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
nice jokes efe, pls keep dem coming |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by oboidanre(f): 11:36pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Shuo!!! Efe u no dey sleep? |
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