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Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 10:44pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Lovers them do start o abeg get a room LOL |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 10:44pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
U came back so late 2day i hope u didn't overstress urself? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
blacksta: B/4 nko?? When u do your own with C_baby I nor talk, abi?? Vic2k3: No, but 'tis the nature of the job. . . what can I say? A girl's gotta do what a girl's go to do - but I'm fine sha. . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 11:05pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Are u on yim |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 11:06pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Yep, I am |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 11:39pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Me too I am on yim |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 11:41pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^Lol!! Oga Blacksta - methinks 'tis past your bedtime. . .what sayst thou?? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 11:59pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Blacksta how're u doing man? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 1:08am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Nine Months Later Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed North. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realise it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed", she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry" said Jack. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attornety of the attractive lady that he had met on his ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow from, "Yes I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go to the house, and pay her a visit?" "Yes." Bob said, a little embarrased at being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid that I did. Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything." . . . . . And you thought that the ending would be different, didn't you? Now keep that smile for the rest of the day! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Women who read! One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Hotwire(m): 2:47pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
That was good. Thats why I never argue with you. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 3:01pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Lol!! Okay - thanks |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Aug 29, 2010 |
Elevator Humour A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!, I thought you said, "Turn around!" |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 9:59pm On Aug 29, 2010 |
r o t f l m a o |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by yesboss20(m): 1:33pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
1daful. After all the wahala |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 7:05pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was, CELEBRATE!!!" |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 8:03pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
He be like say them done screw the nut back wey loose for ya head before. Shey make i happi for you abi make i watch you small if you done fully well so. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:06pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
^^Lol!! oh just shut up will ya? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by StudioCFR(m): 8:08pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Hahahaha pharoh sef |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Stud - what now you don tire to follow them bash efe on the off-topic chat thread you wan continue for here too? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by StudioCFR(m): 8:17pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Lol i be nobody's friend for here u suppose' know na lol - i'm tired. Going to bed anytime soon - thank God for today |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 8:43pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Studio CFR: My guy shey you no notice the changes about this our one time so called promising tatafo wey fall by the way side. Efemena_xy: You no like to hear truth bah . . anyway if you need full deliverance . . . meet me on yim. Hope you no go fall by the way side again sha . . . . . . i dey wait for part 2 ooooooooo |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:54pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Meet you on YIM?? Today of all days? why?? you see say I'm having a relationship crises in public and you!! you dey circle me like vulture - waiting to go in for the kill abi?? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 8:56pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Pharoah na 1 sharp dude o |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:00pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Abeg no mis-understand me ooooooo . . . i dey wait for part 2 no mean say. I one enter line . . . abeg forget that kind talk . . . i no get any such thing for mind. Can't you see the joke again . . i dey wait for part two mean say i dey wait to see when u go get another lover and the whole process go now start again. Abeg no intention of going to the kill now or any other time . . na wetin u dey think self. Na real wa for you . . . when i want your yim seriously i will ask for it ( Like say i no know your yim address before self ). make u enjoy your self . . . u just piss me off with this ya allegation . . go sort your relationship crisis. wetin consign agbero with overload. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Sharp as in waiting? abeg no make me laugh . . . i no dey for una lovers category. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:03pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Vic2k3: ^^ d'you blame him?? now I'd like you to leave my thread don't want you derailing it - go back to the off topic chat thread and continue with your "Let's bash Efe tonight" @Pharoh - just shut it will ya? told you I'm not in the mood!! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 9:12pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Suit yaselves but make una no pansh 4 here o! Cos efe is still legally . . . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Vicks If you want to talk to me - come to the off-topic chat thread not here |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Pharoh: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
@Efe . . go get a life or just jump into the london canal okay. Make u piss off omoko. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Vic2k3(m): 9:22pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
ROTFLMAO. Ill fated yim flight lol. See vexation |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:24pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
post your own joke Pharoh (if you dare) and let's derail it then. . . I nor want your YIM Never have and Never will now you p.i.ss off albino |
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