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Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 4:50pm On Jul 29, 2010
blacksta:

"Passing thru - to check whether the united nation have sealed off this mess wey be like used vampire lair "


abeg make i waka fast

not fast enough!

<cynthoney trows a nasty one at him and it splashes on his designers shirt> grin grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:51pm On Jul 29, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Shut up Studio

Cynthoney, is this pic of yours online? if it is then:

1. Right click on the pic.

2. Select from the drop-down menu the option: Save Picture As. . .

3. From the resulting pop-up menu, give the pic. any File name of your choice,( i.e In the first box labelled File name: ) e.g: Mad_Studio

4. In the second box labelled Save as type: select .jpg or Bitmap (*.bmp)

5. Make sure you Save in: a place you can easily locate the pic. I usually save to desktop - much easier. .

hmm Computing 101
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 4:54pm On Jul 29, 2010
Then on nland:

(you'll know this bit)

6. Click on the Reply button

7. Click on the Browse button for attachments

8. Navigate to your desktop (or where you stored your pic)

9. Then click the Reply button

Hint: Don't click on the preview button else you'll loose the attachment and you'll have to re-attach again

Also: Make sure your pic isn't over 200KB - you can easily check the size by right-clicking on your pic --> Properties and look up the size. . .

hope this helps babes. . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 4:56pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Black - how you dey now?

abeg check to see if I missed any points with my steps for Cynthoney (attaching pics on nland). . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 4:58pm On Jul 29, 2010
Everything looks right - maybe she needs a new santitary mouse pad
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:02pm On Jul 29, 2010
backstabber,if i catch u,na u i go take launch that new sanitary pad,  angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On Jul 29, 2010
I wan see wetin go make dat Pix work today-
Without my approval.



@cynthoney- talk is cheap!
U no fit do shi-shi walahi.




@efe - stale gist.
No be sey u be computer literate mtchew
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:06pm On Jul 29, 2010
Wetin dey make this guy talk like this?!!!

ebi like say the blood don drunk am

hey!!! studio is drunk on blood!!! lipsrsealed
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:07pm On Jul 29, 2010
Yes the two sackz of blood up yo chest
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2010
spoilt boy!!!

i ll report u to ur headmaster,

e bi like say u don 4get d beatings he gave u dat day he catch u under that tree with dat girl

u wan another round of beatings today again?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:10pm On Jul 29, 2010
Studio CFR:


@efe - stale gist.
No be sey u be computer literate mtchew

<Raises eyebrows>

Oh yeah?

cynthoney:

hey!!! studio how do i upload a pix here?

i save the pix on my desktop and doc and none wants to be uploaded

its telling me long long story,

i want to show u hw big i am so that u dont hv to call me fragile

But nor be u she 1st ask 4 help - and u nor fit do shi-shi?? I dey take style help you cover your shame but you wan expose yourself for nland. . .

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:12pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Black - R U still here?

plsssssssssssssssssssss take me away from here - Stadium wan bore me to tears!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:13pm On Jul 29, 2010
babes,u r too much!

no mind that girl of a boy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:13pm On Jul 29, 2010
CYNTHONEY Lol- u fit still come for yo turn babe- i'm a cheerful giver.

I no stingy at all.

U don upload the much awaited pix already?
Abi the thing still dey show strong head.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:14pm On Jul 29, 2010
my dear, i don try every,the thing no just wan work!!!

e get strong head like u
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:15pm On Jul 29, 2010
cynthoney:

babes,u r too much!

no mind that girl of a boy


Babes thanks jo!

abeg no vex if Blacksta take me commot 4 here - Stadium dey dry your thread up!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:17pm On Jul 29, 2010
abeg,look for better person to carry u comot,that dat backstabber u wan make u carry u comot?

haba,studio fit help u,u kw
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 5:19pm On Jul 29, 2010
sad Evidence of joblessness
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:19pm On Jul 29, 2010
CYNTHONEY
Lol- i gentle babe- no strong head at all.
Trust me.

If u never close for work, u fit still leave am for now and try later.
Or even tomorow.

Dont stress yourself
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2010
cynthoney:

abeg,look for better person to carry u comot,that dat backstabber u wan make u carry u comot?

haba,studio fit help u,u kw

^^hehehe - trust me, I prefer Blacksta. . .

na great kisser - Dyt go fit confirm am tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2010
D1KeleVra:

sad Evidence of joblessness

where is this one from?

pls,can u tell us which of the planets r u from?

jupiter or pluto?

cos if u r from earth,wen elders r talking,dont just jump in!!

find out their discussion b4 adding to it,ok?
angry angry angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
No thnx. . . i don't follow BS and i hope it doesn't follow me smiley btw i'm from earth. . . u?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
really?!

babes,gv me the gist!!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:27pm On Jul 29, 2010
Babes - see page 7 of this thread

na there the full gist dey. . . cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:28pm On Jul 29, 2010
Thanks Cynthoney - i'm highly favoured.
But for dat case, i don wash my hands off completely.
Make dem carry dey go.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:28pm On Jul 29, 2010
anyway,for those thinking on taking on me

they sud look me on online

my full names r Yolanda Hughes but i prefer being called cynthoney

wen u google me,u can den tell me if u r ready to face me
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Jul 29, 2010
Aawww babe why now wey i no dey on puter to see the real you. Hhmm
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:31pm On Jul 29, 2010
Babes!! shocked shocked shocked

So na u be dis??!!

Stadium - berra run 4 your life!!  grin grin grin

Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:33pm On Jul 29, 2010
Is she dat big? She dey gym? Lol
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:34pm On Jul 29, 2010
na me oh!!!

so studio,no try me!!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 5:36pm On Jul 29, 2010
I'm taller than u- air bender
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 5:41pm On Jul 29, 2010
hmph!!

Stud for your sake - don't even go there. . .

Babes, I loveeeeeeeeeeeee your pic. .

R U on YIM?? let's chat more. . .

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