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Re: What If? by mykhel995: 1:00am On Nov 07, 2010
efe my love. before this oloshi derail me, see i need yu o.i go jst commit susideshebi na lyk dat dem dey spell am
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 1:04am On Nov 07, 2010
Okija_juju:


Babe no vex!! Na this election period wey don reach cause am. Customer full shrine. Na even Babangida matta dey give me headache now. I don dey try beg the gods for 1 month now make dem forgive IBB give am second chance dem no gree. Dem say make I sacrifice goat wey born lion before dem go even reason ehn matter. I just tire.  grin

so business is booming - me likey!!  cheesy cheesy

maybe ex-wife or not, you go take me on that mediterranian cruise  tongue tongue tongue

mykhel995:

@ Okija juju. no dey put fuji for my hip hop!! i dey warn yuu. if i vexx. in no go too 4nny

hey! I dey seriously suspect say u be old timer

newbie nor go bold reach to post half of the things u don post dis night

and er. . .sorry for the offer, but I decline am - Efe nor be lesbo  embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 1:05am On Nov 07, 2010
mykhel995:

efe my love. before this oloshi derail me, see i need yu o.i go jst commit susideshebi na lyk dat dem dey spell am

shior??!! shocked shocked

I jump am pass - oya, reval your true identity! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 1:13am On Nov 07, 2010
no underratee me. i be crios newbie. but fbook don ovver train me i don become proff. ps wich one be lesbo i be man o. i get dkoko. so wetin yu say now. i no fit axsept no. cool cool cool cool cool
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 1:16am On Nov 07, 2010
<raised eyebrows>

u nor fit accept no for answer?

okay try this one:

**shakes head**

ma answer is: negative
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 1:19am On Nov 07, 2010
dkoko is hard i need to Bleep. now. cheesy wink i go soon finish if yu fit wait
Re: What If? by StudioCFR(m): 1:21am On Nov 07, 2010
Tanimz

U better respect yourself before i begin borrow u knock for head
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 1:27am On Nov 07, 2010
mykhel995:

dkoko is hard i need to bleep. now. cheesy wink i go soon finish if yu fit wait

r u ill or something?? angry angry

u nor get respect for peeps??
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 1:36am On Nov 07, 2010
sharrap jor yu wnt do it so sm1 else wll
Re: What If? by StudioCFR(m): 1:39am On Nov 07, 2010
My god
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 1:50am On Nov 07, 2010
mykhel995:

sharrap jor yu wnt do it so sm1 else wll

okay lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: What If? by Okijajuju1(m): 2:26am On Nov 07, 2010
@ Efe

Abeg run commot for wia crase man dey operate before people go mistake una as relatives.
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 4:38pm On Nov 07, 2010
@okija LOL. abeg i av to 'pologise 4 yestaday. na sleep dey do me. i no be krazeman o. i just dey joke abi no be jokes section i dey. goes on his knees please forgive me{especially efemena) ps @efe my offer still stands for when yu change yur mnd. wink
Re: What If? by tanimz(f): 5:40pm On Nov 07, 2010
Studio, metala e o to bee. tongue
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 6:06pm On Nov 07, 2010
mykhel995:

@okija LOL. abeg i av to 'pologise 4 yestaday. na sleep dey do me. i no be krazeman o. i just dey joke abi no be jokes section i dey. goes on his knees please forgive me{especially efemena) ps @efe my offer still stands for when yu change yur mnd. wink


angry angry angry

you were bang out of order yesterday and you know it!

now just go away and leave me along jor embarassed embarassed
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 7:26pm On Nov 07, 2010
HARSH. buh i gess i deserve tht. I gess i wsnt finkin straight. sad sad
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 7:33pm On Nov 07, 2010
^^ No you weren't

but you're not a newbie are you?? You're an old timer in disguise - abi??
Re: What If? by mykhel995: 7:27pm On Nov 08, 2010
old timer ke? im a newbie o. im a nairaland virgin. well i was till 2 days ago when yu guys took my virginity. Rapists. lol.
Re: What If? by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Nov 08, 2010
Whatevs
Re: What If? by fASHiam(m): 6:52pm On Nov 11, 2010
i ve been enjoying myself 4 d past 30 min reading all of  your posts,  u guyz ,  tongue tongue cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

but what if EFE decides to leaves her PRIDE [/b]and [b]EGO and just say YES! to mykhel995's offer. husband no dey 4 market ooooo
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 2:07am On Nov 12, 2010
fASH-i-am:

i ve been enjoying myself 4 d past 30 min reading all of your posts, u guyz , tongue tongue cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

but what if EFE decides to leaves her PRIDE [/b]and [b]EGO and just say YES! to mykhel995's offer. husband no dey 4 market ooooo

ha!!

what IF I say, free me jor! I nor want?

grin grin grin

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