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What If? by goldenray(m): 2:46pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
(girls), What if you were a boy? (guys), What if you had boobs to flaunt? (married), What if you had a ho? WHAT IF? |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@poster ![]() ![]() What IF you post something remotely funny?? **love your profile pic sha. . .** |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 2:51pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
he he he ![]() ![]() ![]() EFE u no go kill me wit lauf wat IF u leav d poor guy alone ![]() |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 2:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^Lol Babes he asked 4 it na ![]() how e go dey ask me say what if I be boy?? - I tell am say I wan do s.ex change?? ![]() ![]() What IF he gets a life?? |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 3:03pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Some folks cld be so predictable. Sincerely, I was going thru the posts of others in my leisure time, cracking up on some and gagging on others, and I noticed 3 people seem to always have a comment on every other persons post: 1. Efemena 2. Studio Cfr 3. Clemcykul I dint make that post for fun. Just wanted to test a theory on predictability of humans. Efemena, you are the first guinea pig(sorry, just a lab term) to respond and prove the theory right. I expect Studio and Clemcy to follow suit. Its gonna be very hard for them not to, especially after knowing this is a test! |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
lol!! awww c'mon @poster - nor use style take cover your embrassment ![]() If I had said, "Nice joke @poster - I love it" - would you have claimed this to be a test?? hmmm ![]() **Abeg no vex - every joke posted here is open to comments, good or bad** |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 3:15pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@Efe Woteva the comment, I dont take any offense, and yes, I wld have said the same thing. Curiously, I had a feeling you,d be the first to comment. And must u check the profile of evry poster? Still waiting for Studio, |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 3:23pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
goldenray: <growls> why ever not? ![]() Oh, & b/4 I forget - you've got a long wait ahead of you (if you're looking 4 Studio) 'Cos Studio has just finished hawking Akara & Moi-Moi on the streets. . . <I know say na child abuse but hey country harrrrrd o!> Now he's just gone off to the market to buy some yams 4 me. . . After which he'll make some pounded yam for me, cook Egusi soup. . . and then wash my clothes - so the house boy is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry busy 2day o! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 3:27pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@golden ray, EFE isnt as prejudiced as studio,who believs that he is d one that can make nice jokes EFE compliments u wen u gv a good joke and bombs u wen u gv a not-so-nice one studio is my headache nw,and im going to gv him a-running |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 3:29pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^ Couldn't have said it any better!! Thanks Cynthoney ![]() |
Re: What If? by Woke4all(m): 3:34pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@POST nice one. What if ermm? ![]() |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 3:35pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@ EFE,no probs babe, i gat ur back anytime |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 3:38pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Better and bera! So u guys actually have a 'working' relationship? Studio Vs Efe? Gosh! And here I was thinking u guys shared the same ermm ![]() @Cynthony Am still trying to ascertain your real status as a person. I'l tell u who u really are after one more psot from you. Mind u, I dont diss,yab or blabber. Am a pscycologist that will tell you things u neva knew about yourself |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 3:45pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
hi nairaland,we hv a psychologist in the house!!! all d mental cases,pls come 4ward. studio,i nid u to come too d treatment is free ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^hehehe goldenray: Same what man?? ![]() ![]() @Cynthony Really?? ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell us more about yourself then <apart from attacking girls that is, > |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 4:00pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION SUBJECT: EFEMENA 1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips, 2. SOCIOLOGICAL: Likes being in a crowd, mixes easily, minor complex problem 3. BEHAVIORAL TRAITS: Laffs easily, gets angry easily. Wild temper wen angry. 4gives easily too. Has a remote tendency to be snobbish. Loves dancing, singing too but has a horrible voice. Yet to decipher if you are stingy or generous Ok. Tell me am not ryt? |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 4:05pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
guy,wen u dey go ur school of pschology,u no remember go english class? haba,she asked u to tell us abt urself not abt her ![]() |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 4:08pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Cynthony, Cynthony, Cynthony, How many times did I call your name? |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 4:11pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
goldenray: Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!! ![]() ![]() ![]() **you make me sound like some sort of shrew from the Charles Dickens novel - but I love it!!** you're almost there darling. . .erm but wrong on the minor complex point - I am fearless and confident - I say it like it is. . . How the hell do you know I've got a horrible singing voice??!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by TeeJay6(m): 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
goldenray:can you shed more light on this point sir |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 4:15pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^ <growls> shut up TJ!! ![]() |
Re: What If? by clemcykul(f): 4:17pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@golden sun if i catch u ehh ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 4:19pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
if u r saying he is correct,den b careful E,he mite b a stalker @Mr psychologist,good 4 u,tell me abt studio,plzzzzzzzzz |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 4:23pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Oh my gosh!! U could be right u know!! and pyschological stalkers with degrees in psychology are the worst!! ever seen the movie Hannibal Lecter?? @goldenray: Tell us - r u some sort of pychopath?? anyway, yeah plsssssssssssssss tell us about Studio <listens with rapt attention> |
Re: What If? by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
he has no clue about studioo ok gurls its time to make dinner, oya log off all of u right now! |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 4:27pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
why?? I've only just had my lunch Besides, Studio worked really hard in making me a tasty lunch ![]() ![]() <pounded yam and Egusi soup> |
Re: What If? by clemcykul(f): 4:29pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
i guess am hungry too ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by cynthoney(f): 4:57pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
wat IF studio decides to prepare yam and rice with egusi 4 dinner? |
Re: What If? by TeeJay6(m): 4:58pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
what if you get urself in the kitchen and start earning the expensive outlay we've spent on you so far |
Re: What If? by goldenray(m): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Number 2 just popped in. 2 down, 1 to go and my theory will be proven. You see, just the same way a dog cannot resist its vomit, humans do not play with their ego. To an extent, everyone is an egomaniac. Clemcykul? I was ryt. Waiting on Studio next. Cant wait to present him for whom he really is @Efemena Am no stalker. Am no holder of any psycological degree. Infact ryt now I just rounded up a class on Cisco. That should give u a faint idea on what I am. Just blessed with a gift. *i know what you are wearing now, * want me to tell 'em? @TJ If you ask her nice enuff yourself, she'l describe herself. She is that jovial and carefree. |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 5:03pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
What IF Clems goes to fetch that Studio quick-quick for us?? ![]() ![]() |
Re: What If? by EfemenaXY: 5:06pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
goldenray: Yeah - shoot man!! Tell me, what am I wearing??
Wanna bet?? ![]() ![]() |
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