(girls), What if you were a boy?
(guys), What if you had boobs to flaunt?
(married), What if you had a ho?
WHAT IF?

@poster  

What IF you post something remotely funny??

**love your profile pic sha. . .**

he he he
EFE u no go kill me wit lauf
wat IF u leav d poor guy alone

^^Lol

Babes he asked 4 it na

how e go dey ask me say what if I be boy?? - I tell am say I wan do s.ex change??

What IF he gets a life??

Some folks cld be so predictable. Sincerely, I was going thru the posts of others in my leisure time, cracking up on some and gagging on others, and I noticed 3 people seem to always have a comment on every other persons post:
1. Efemena
2. Studio Cfr
3. Clemcykul

I dint make that post for fun. Just wanted to test a theory on predictability of humans. Efemena, you are the first guinea pig(sorry, just a lab term) to respond and prove the theory right. I expect Studio and Clemcy to follow suit. Its gonna be very hard for them not to, especially after knowing this is a test!

lol!!

awww c'mon @poster - nor use style take cover your embrassment 

If I had said, "Nice joke @poster - I love it" - would you have claimed this to be a test??

hmmm

**Abeg no vex - every joke posted here is open to comments, good or bad**

@Efe
Woteva the comment, I dont take any offense, and yes, I wld have said the same thing. Curiously, I had a feeling you,d be the first to comment. And must u check the profile of evry poster? Still waiting for Studio,

goldenray:

@Efe
Woteva the comment, I dont take any offense, and yes, I wld have said the same thing. Curiously, I had a feeling you,d be the first to comment. And must u check the profile of evry poster? Still waiting for Studio,

<growls>

why ever not? 

Oh, & b/4 I forget - you've got a long wait ahead of you (if you're looking 4 Studio)

'Cos Studio has just finished hawking Akara & Moi-Moi on the streets. . .

<I know say na child abuse but hey country harrrrrd o!>

Now he's just gone off to the market to buy some yams 4 me. . .

After which he'll make some pounded yam for me, cook Egusi soup. . .

and then wash my clothes - so the house boy is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry busy 2day o! 

@golden ray, EFE isnt as prejudiced as studio,who believs that he is d one that can make nice jokes
EFE compliments u wen u gv a good joke and bombs u wen u gv a not-so-nice one
studio is my headache nw,and im going to gv him a-running

^^ Couldn't have said it any better!!

Thanks Cynthoney

@POST
nice one.  What if ermm?

@ EFE,no probs babe, i gat ur back anytime

Better and bera! So u guys actually have a 'working' relationship? Studio Vs Efe? Gosh! And here I was thinking u guys shared the same ermm

@Cynthony
Am still trying to ascertain your real status as a person. I'l tell u who u really are after one more psot from you. Mind u, I dont diss,yab or blabber. Am a pscycologist that will tell you things u neva knew about yourself

hi nairaland,we hv a psychologist in the house!!! all d mental cases,pls come 4ward.
studio,i nid u to come too
d treatment is free

^^hehehe

goldenray:

Better and bera! So u guys actually have a 'working' relationship? Studio Vs Efe? Gosh! And here I was thinking u guys shared the same ermm

Same what man?? speak up jo!!

@Cynthony
Am still trying to ascertain your real status as a person. I'l tell u who u really are after one more psot from you. Mind u, I dont diss,yab or blabber. Am a pscycologist that will tell you things u neva knew about yourself

Really??  

Tell us more about yourself then

<apart from attacking girls that is, >

PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION
SUBJECT: EFEMENA

1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips,
2. SOCIOLOGICAL: Likes being in a crowd, mixes easily, minor complex problem
3. BEHAVIORAL TRAITS: Laffs easily, gets angry easily. Wild temper wen angry. 4gives easily too. Has a remote tendency to be snobbish. Loves dancing, singing too but has a horrible voice. Yet to decipher if you are stingy or generous

Ok. Tell me am not ryt?

guy,wen u dey go ur school of pschology,u no remember go english class? haba,she asked u to tell us abt urself not abt her

Cynthony, Cynthony, Cynthony,
How many times did I call your name?

goldenray:

PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION
SUBJECT: EFEMENA

1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips,
2. SOCIOLOGICAL: Likes being in a crowd, mixes easily, minor complex problem
3. BEHAVIORAL TRAITS: Laffs easily, gets angry easily. Wild temper wen angry. 4gives easily too. Has a remote tendency to be snobbish. Loves dancing, singing too but has a horrible voice. Yet to decipher if you are stingy or generous

Ok. Tell me am not ryt?

Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!!      

**you make me sound like some sort of shrew from the Charles Dickens novel - but I love it!!**

you're almost there darling. . .erm but wrong on the minor complex point - I am fearless and confident - I say it like it is. . .

How the hell do you know I've got a horrible singing voice??!!      

goldenray:

PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION
SUBJECT: EFEMENA

1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips,
Ok. Tell me am not ryt?

can you shed more light on this point sir

^^

<growls>

shut up TJ!!

@golden sun
if i catch u ehh?

if u r saying he is correct,den b careful E,he mite b a stalker
@Mr psychologist,good 4 u,tell me abt studio,plzzzzzzzzz

Oh my gosh!! U could be right u know!!

and pyschological stalkers with degrees in psychology are the worst!!

ever seen the movie Hannibal Lecter??

@goldenray: Tell us - r u some sort of pychopath?? anyway, yeah plsssssssssssssss tell us about Studio

<listens with rapt attention>

he has no clue about studioo

ok gurls its time to make dinner, oya log off all of u right now!

why??

I've only just had my lunch

Besides, Studio worked really hard in making me a tasty lunch

<pounded yam and Egusi soup>

i guess am hungry too

wat IF studio decides to prepare yam and rice with egusi 4 dinner?

what if you get urself in the kitchen and start earning the expensive outlay we've spent on you so far

Number 2 just popped in. 2 down, 1 to go and my theory will be proven. You see, just the same way a dog cannot resist its vomit, humans do not play with their ego. To an extent, everyone is an egomaniac. Clemcykul? I was ryt. Waiting on Studio next. Cant wait to present him for whom he really is

@Efemena
Am no stalker. Am no holder of any psycological degree. Infact ryt now I just rounded up a class on Cisco. That should give u a faint idea on what I am. Just blessed with a gift. *i know what you are wearing now, * want me to tell 'em?

@TJ
If you ask her nice enuff yourself, she'l describe herself. She is that jovial and carefree.

What IF Clems goes to fetch that Studio quick-quick for us??    

goldenray:


@Efemena
Am no stalker. Am no holder of any psycological degree. Infact ryt now I just rounded up a class on Cisco. That should give u a faint idea on what I am. Just blessed with a gift. *i know what you are wearing now, * want me to tell 'em?

Yeah - shoot man!! Tell me, what am I wearing??

@TJ If you ask her nice enuff yourself, she'l describe herself. She is that jovial and carefree.

Wanna bet??