Go where?!!

Its either kitchen or market!!

Get out

Gladly!! Your bickering is drivin me nuts!

Illiterate like u

Who u wan strangle

where's my post?

REPOST:


MALE VS. FEMALE



AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."


MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6, Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.


16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.


18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

women don suffer in the hands of Ben-10 and his likes

una small small dey yab us oh

no matter wat they are or the yabings u yab them, at least they still gat something important bw their legs

Ben10,
Caught 2 Big Girls discussing about a Topic on "S. Ex in the DarK". Enjoy the underlying desire.
(Words in Brackets are mine)

Tani: So you have s. Ex in the dark? (inquisitive)
Efe;:Nope, not me. But he does. (OUtright denial but HE does alone?)
Tani: Toothy smiles (relishes the experience)
Efe: smiles too (aware of the sensations too)
Tani: I no get contribution to make. I just wan ask. smiles again. (Backing out to appear saint)
Efe: Oh, it is okay- feel free to ask anything. I will try to answer to the best of my ablities. smiles again. (caught LIER)
Tani: Okay, when I think of something I'd get back to you. (when guys are not looking we talk)
Efe: nps. smiles again. (I agree)

@Guys
Pls decode this conversation in terms of  desire, indecisiveness and pretense of the females.

Wow!!

Looks like someone's stalking moi on nland!!

Men, I must be popular - 4 u to have gone thru all that effort

Okay, if u must know - we were only staying on topic!

Guys,
You have heard it from the horse's mouth. Set the ball rolling to bash em proper.

What is the point of one man one wife. . . .man should buy as many as he can afford !!!

Watevs

Hotwire, you no get better job to do abi?

@Tanimz,
Bashing the likes of you serves dual purpose. To enlighten the unsupecting male victim on your booby-traps and your unrepentant urge to possess, manipulate and destroy the average mumu.

A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week."


"That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?"


"No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!"

I attended a party one nite and I decided to come out to take a fresh air when I saw a drunk gal urinating close to my car. The as$ side of her pant was torn and the as#hole was showing clearly. Your galfriend might be a victim too.

Hotwire:

@Tanimz,
Bashing the likes of you serves dual purpose. To enlighten the unsupecting male victim on your bosom-traps and your unrepentant urge to possess, manipulate and destroy the average mumu.

'exactly wot i wanted 2 ask, also ask him y he stood dia 4 almost 2hrs ejaculatn, mchew.

Ben 10, This is not a discussion thread. Please do not derail the thread.




@ Topic.

I didnt take my meds today.

A Road Sign in the U.A.E

There was this elegant party I attended. Beautiful Babes, guys and good music. There was this tall sensational looking babe with good body and eye catching breasts. She was accompanied by one ugly slowpoke. Everyone wondered why.
The DJ spinned one blues and guys lead their babes for Arodide dance(tight body to body). The slowpoke lead the babe out for the dance. He clutched her waist and she raised her hand up to hold his neck. Immediately a pungent smell came out of her ampit that drove the guests back to their seats. She forgot to use SURE!. The host intervened gently and eased her out to the backyard to freshen up.
From that day any too much girl I see I try to peep at the ampit from a distance. My eyes would advice my legs when to leave.

@Okija,
Your juju no fit do anything to the likes of ME. I am well grounded and protected. Jealousy can not slaughter malu, only a sharp knife could the job. Disappear in a puff before I my spirits powder YOU

My dog will not eat unless he sucks my neighbours breast.