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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Twoclans(f): 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2018
Ishilove:
That I had an affair with Seun_

I actually heard the affair was with nwaamikpe tongue

My rumour source jobbed me after collecting my money for that amebo lipsrsealed

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by mctfopt: 9:59pm On Oct 31, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed

That was truly sad, sacking her even though you said there was no molestation. Damn.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Mosco100(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2018
All are crazy, because of the innocency that is in me, can't measure them to know the craziest
*When I was 10 in primary 6, that I was singing "do me I do you", accused about 2 times by many of my classmates when I was playing a game on my desk with paper imaginary football players and mumbling a comment.
* accused by hypocritical church member that I had a girlfriend etc
All my accusers have always been the guilty ones and will continue to be the guilty ones while I continue flying to greater heights in my Jesus.

One thing that is common with my accusers is that their minds are extremely currupt and I fear they are going to hell. I fear they are going to hell.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 31, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Simply because i was always carrying a child around my neigbhourhood, a child belonging to my cousin, i was tagged an irresponsible girl with a child outside wedlock cos according to them, the child looks soo much like me, to the extent that my mum was almost disciplined in church, it was that bad smh!!! embarassed
Deeper Lifer

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by 8stargeneral: 10:01pm On Oct 31, 2018
That I will soon become d world richest
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2018
vote buhari out

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2018
mctfopt:


That was truly sad, sacking her even though you said there was no molestation. Damn.
I know right? embarassed
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 31, 2018
Dafreeguy:
so whats ur ideal kinda guy? lemme consider applying
lol
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by SoNature(m): 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2018
Amakababe:
so that's the only part you saw?
shut up hypocrite.
are you a virgin nonsense.

I think she has a point

I quickly checked to see your pix when I read that part

In my opinion, you should have said the guys I have dated

I think it's more reasonable

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2018
folake4u:



No Sir lipsrsealed
But why na cry
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by GabrielYulaw(m): 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The craziest rumour I've ever heard about myself is that I am mad.

It is crazy because it is not a rumour.

You always manage never to disappoint. Congrats wink

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Dafreeguy(m): 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed
embarassed
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by bejeria101(m): 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
That i smoke,it lead to me going to our family doctor and the man looked at me and told my mother who is the fool that said i smoke? Lol

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by jimohibrahim(m): 10:06pm On Oct 31, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed


This one strong ooo
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by spiralwedge(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2018
dangoteinlaw:
That I was an aye, back in 200L...men started investigating and found out I was actually a ju-man. But truthfully I already blended from secondary school but renounced b4 gaining admission. Lol

What is ju-man?
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by sparkle6(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2018
Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.
Your monika says it all. AMAKA. grin

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Naijagram(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2018
Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.

Lies
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by id4sho(m): 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2018
my 4th year in university, my dad was told I had 30 carryovers. All instigated by my step bitchy mum.
dem go talku talku woooo, rara o rara o (tecno)



when you are on your the top, forces keep pulling you down.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Dafreeguy(m): 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2018
missdee384:
lol
tell me if there is vacancy in ur heart nw o..lemme goan dust my c.v
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2018
I once heard a rumour that I was a loner, a snub and a sadist, all because am very comfortable alone most of the time due to bad experiences with friends.

I really don't understand what they meant by sadist cuz am a very sensitive person.

These people spreading such wicked rumours don't know the amount of damage they inflict on people. SMH

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by rukoyah42(f): 10:11pm On Oct 31, 2018
dangoteinlaw:
and they never knew u are too useless for an Edo girl to accept
haba
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by IFEOLUWAKRIZ: 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2018
Many but two prominent ones were that I'm a cultist(I used to be extremely quite then and I think I'm still a quite person now) they feared me ehn.Second one was that I have no reproductive organ.This one pain me. cheesy grin angry

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by rukoyah42(f): 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2018
Tushkito:
I once heard a rumour that I was a loner, a snub and a sadist, all because am very comfortable alone most of the time due to bad experiences with friends.

I really don't understand what they meant by sadist cuz am a very sensitive person.

These people spreading such wicked rumours don't know the amount of damage they inflict on people. SMH
samething here
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by MissSlimbody(f): 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2018
highqueen:
Lol cry, that was when i was in school, first semester 200level to be precise, my female course mate rumoured that i have started having sex simply because, i added small flesh in the ass.cry

Me that was innocent.embarassed
Chioma, your lips shall always be as long as trumpet.grin

My case is kinda similar to yours. I added flesh (in the ass) after secondary and one yeye lady I use to call "aunty" in my church started saying that that I have started having sex.

The idiot is married now, and she was sleeping in the guy's before marriage o.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by spiralwedge(m): 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based ni in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed

This is so unfortunate. Destinies changed too.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by SingleWahala(f): 10:15pm On Oct 31, 2018
Dafreeguy:
Anty, why shining teeth na
.... I just dey remember my " SLEEPING with the BOSS " rumour grin grin grin

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by itsmeurLady(f): 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2018
That I have house helps working in my house, I'm an ajebo, a snub and I don't do anything.... Wawuu and this people don't even know me. Lmao if only they know the kain work dat I use to work In the house when I was staying with my folks, they will remove ajebo and start calling me kpako.... Only the pepper I use to use grinding stone to grind sef or the starch that I turn when I was much younger...Human beings sha! They are always quick to criticize

The snub part, na everyday rumor be dat... I select my friends for crying out loud. Is that a crime I don't associate with negative people, I build my circle around positive minded people and result oriented energetic females, not females that will be talking boys boys all the time, I no get time for such silly gossips.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by sparkle6(m): 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2018
oluwaseyi000:
I av this very tight friend (a girl ) in secondary school, very close, no dating and no intention to date. She got pregnant and the whole school believe I'm responsible, even both her mum and my mum believe so, even after she told her mum and my mum I'm not, they still didn't believe to the extent that my mum said she is willing to accept her grand child that she must not carry it and give another man or abort (see me see trouble), thank goodness the man responsible (way older) didn't deny. The unexplainable thing is even within this drama/scandal we still remain even closer and i remember protecting her from junior students bully and i was so tensed on the day she delivered, up till now a part of her mum wish i am the one [bold]because the guy responsible is completely irresponsible[/bold]
I like that part.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobodys(f): 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2018
grin make I pack my Keke here....

Rumours, hmm, they make me laugh a lot.....well I will share a few...

That I was sleeping with all the lecturers in school.... So they saw this quiet, semi-fine girl in school, playful and down to earth, so everyone expected her to be dumb when it comes to studies...grin buh when results came out, they were SHOCKED and they concluded that I was fuvking all the lecturers fuvkable ......gringrin......

That one made me laugh sef.. the craziest of them all was when my aunt said I did an abortion because she saw a little drug in my bag...Damn, it was a drug for menstrual pain.grin.... She didn't even tell me straight up, she told my mumgrin....buh I know my mum and my mother knows me, she told my aunt that her daughter ain't capable of that shiit...

That made me cry though.It was terrible..

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by nawegetam: 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2018
somebody posted my pic and put another pic of a guy looking like me and said I was shot and killed by cultists. it was funny..

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by midehi2(f): 10:20pm On Oct 31, 2018
After my secondary school, a guy almost raped me, he was almost in, but last last I over powered him, the next thing I heard was "his dick has stopped functioning well that am the cause, that I bewitched him" hain! he actually told his mother who came to our house and was shouting hell, that I should release his son's dick, see me see wahala, and I narrated all that happened, I don't even know how the guy is doing now abi the thing still dey hang? well it was wrath he deserve

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by fagbemiakintayo(m): 10:22pm On Oct 31, 2018
That I impregnated my neighbor's wife, Just because the baby look like me after few months.. No be small issue ooo

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