> Lexus Dealership
>
>
> > A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
>then spots the
> > car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
>to feel the
> > fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
> >
> > Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
>anyone has
> > noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't
>pop up right
> > now.
> > But, as she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a
>salesman.
> >
> > "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"
> >
> > Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
>lovely
> > vehicle?"
> >
> > He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say, If you farted
>just
> > touching it, you're going to shit when you hear the price"