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Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 11:36pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary Actually I want to thank you, You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one Wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, What do you want?" the Genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have s. ex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?" |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by oboidanre(f): 11:39pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by Dyt(f): 11:40pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 12:52am On Aug 02, 2010 |
glad u guys like 'em |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 6:48am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Mtchew Make i go find better thing read - dis thread is a must leave |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by cynthoney(f): 7:33am On Aug 02, 2010 |
nice joke babe! Studio CFR: abeg, go hide! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by Rooneyboy(m): 9:39am On Aug 02, 2010 |
GENIE ~~~Brilliant golfer. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 10:55am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Cynth- leave my shirt |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by blacksta(m): 11:04am On Aug 02, 2010 |
King or Queen Efe - abeg u kill me. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 11:13am On Aug 02, 2010 |
The joke no try at all- walahi |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by blacksta(m): 11:23am On Aug 02, 2010 |
liar |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by cynthoney(f): 11:46am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Studio CFR: who dash monkey shirt? go eat banana jor! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 11:48am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Fowl! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by Newest: 11:59am On Aug 02, 2010 |
Lol 2 Maga's |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by cynthoney(f): 12:06pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Studio CFR:hahaha,c who dey talk! c u like overdone turkey! make i hear word oh |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by Nobody: 12:07pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
lol, Oh my God, Efe, you are killing me softly w/ laughter. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by xynerise: 12:22pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
I must be a genie but not in Naija. I think Americans will believe me. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 9:51pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
<shakes head in pity> Studio CFR: Studio - I understand, really I do This joke is intellectually taxing to your brain - not you're fault you don't understand you're built to understand simple, crude and rude jokes. . . Studio CFR: okay, post your own make we see |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 10:09pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Comot jor lol |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 10:56pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
nor be true thing I dey talk?? hmmm?? |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by bibs(f): 11:32pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
no mind the yeye man make evrybody just dey ignore am pass like say im no dey exist (he doesnt afterall) |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 11:36pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Rat! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by bibs(f): 11:39pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
cockroach! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by cynthoney(f): 7:32am On Aug 03, 2010 |
bibs: bibs,na ur papa u dey yab like this? @studio,kai! ur rep don tarnish kpatakpata! even ur pikin dey yab u join body i dont want to be u,walahi! |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by bashydemy(m): 8:42am On Aug 03, 2010 |
not funny but you try |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by sledge406: 9:09am On Aug 03, 2010 |
@studioRAT and Bashed Demy Dem tell u say na ratings we dey find for d jokes posted? Saddist like una. Una name suppose be SADMEN Hussien. Brains wen dey work in anti direction na im una get. Parallel faces wen be like shyt wen rain beat wen trailer climb ontop leave d tyre mark. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 1:33pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Somebody pinch me pls. . . I can't believe Sledge dey defend my joke! **Sledge, shebi this your nice side na just temporary??** |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by bashydemy(m): 5:52pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Sledge you see your life somebody wey you dey side come dey doubt you so you better clear enter gutter make better person comment @efe you try for that fipa jo i just pinch you |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 8:50pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by StudioCFR(m): 7:56am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Sledge - go swallow rat poison if life don tire u. No dey biff me cuz na my life i dey live. |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by jokingmary(m): 2:44pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Fraudulent genie |
Re: Still Makes Me Laugh! by EfemenaXY: 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Lol |
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