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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 4:54pm On Dec 16, 2010
hunger is killing me sad
could somebodies told me where i could bought breads in NL??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:53pm On Dec 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

I is tooking short break and looking what me seeing! angry angry angry

Bookmark!! I is tolding u left d gal alone!!

why you wanting bitten hand that feds you??!!

You know her papa im Russia Maffia! Left Lady46 alone wella or else, me no covering you back no more

I CANNOT FIT SHOUT!! embarassed embarassed

first of all, you is welcome back from the break. hope you is enjoy it.

if i left her alone, who does you want me to hold? she is a one in mores than 3 billions.
i doesnt want to know what her papa is do. what is concern me is what me is to her.
fine, i will not disturbance her in skool or is there any something else you is wanting to tell me.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by porasog(f): 9:07pm On Dec 16, 2010
All of yous are sparking gudious further english, I marking you correct.
grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:16pm On Dec 16, 2010
Cheiii:

hunger is killing me sad
could somebodies told me where i could bought breads in NL??

if you is hungry, go to the skool cantin or kiosk, but they doesnt open
when one of our stewdent is around.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:51pm On Dec 16, 2010
Cheiii:

hunger is killing me sad
could somebodies told me where i could bought breads in NL??
They is solding fodd in the shoisk
Their bwanch oppice is dey in toiret lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:26pm On Dec 18, 2010
Voted for the Jokes sectional bestest poster of the year here: grin

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559868.0.html
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by fab04(m): 4:32pm On Dec 18, 2010
Dis thread is wanting to kill me with plenty laf grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:34pm On Dec 18, 2010
Please, does not die here o. Laff in small, pls. cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 4:40pm On Dec 18, 2010
shocked shocked shocked
Where were efery bodies?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 4:52pm On Dec 18, 2010
oweniwe:

shocked shocked shocked
Where were efery bodies?
They is praying hide and sick
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 5:07pm On Dec 18, 2010
Not Funny
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 9:41am On Dec 20, 2010
Accepted Sir!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 10:19am On Dec 20, 2010
Studio CFR:

Not Funny
chakula:

Accepted Sir!
u feofle is are sparking wlong ingrish in the crass loom angry
See as una is dey sparking gwammantical horrors shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2010
School is on huh?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 3:19pm On Dec 20, 2010
mtchew
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ALGAMISH: 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2010
Thank God me is one is a while i speach english that is why i cannot making mistek
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by atkinboy: 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2010
Na whaaaaa o, O boy no kill person LOL
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 5:26pm On Dec 20, 2010
ALGAMISH:

Thank God me is one is a while i speach english that is why i cannot making mistek

thanki you for mistake not making but still need be to a tutorial small.

atkinboy:

Na whaaaaa o, O boy no kill person LOL

Hey here no person ever killed since, this your words is not welcom mind the tongue nex posting.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Infomizer(m): 6:23pm On Dec 20, 2010
All of you people cannot spoke common englishes!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2010
Infomizer:

All of you people cannot spoke common englishes!

I is employeth u to been our tinsha na smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:19pm On Dec 20, 2010
jokingmary, hmmmm
i is see you climbing fence and look girls hostel.
nest time i seeing you. i will dismissal you. angry
and agains,visit mr O to tutorial you the goods engrish we speech here and
stop disgrace our skool. your engrish is terribuly bad, huh! is you from the village?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 8:23pm On Dec 20, 2010
Boomark:

your engrish is terribuly bad, huh! is you from the village?
Ya yanch there angry
My ingrish is dey the bestest/goodest in these skool angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2010
hmmn,all this childrens with their insolent juvenilistic characteristics.
is you stewpid? doesnt you has respet? doesnt you know i is a prof/lenshora in this
skool? hia oo, wonderfuls shall no end.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jamaicangi(f): 6:28am On Dec 21, 2010
Ah kill unnu waan kill me wid laugh in yah? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:48pm On Dec 22, 2010
jamaican girl, come to ma ofis and and wear takes your
skool uniform. doesnt tell any person where you is going. wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 11:25pm On Dec 22, 2010
jamaicangi:

Ah kill unnu waan kill me wid laugh in yah? grin grin grin grin grin
ah so d tin ah gwan uno , kill dem wan kill queen , murder dem wan murder her grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 7:25am On Dec 23, 2010
U didest not meanting am grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jamaicangi(f): 11:56pm On Dec 23, 2010
Bookmark,
I will come but I am bringing my Mommy and Daddy and Bigga Brother, tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by porasog(f): 7:17am On Dec 24, 2010
I will come but I am bringing my Mommy and Daddy and Bigga Brother,  Tongue
Kai! you was kpuwated!  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

hmmn,all this childrens with their insolent juvenilistic characteristics.
is you stewpid? doesnt you has respet? doesnt you know i is a prof/lenshora in this
skool? hia oo, wonderfuls shall no end.
Una is finishing me with laffing for this place
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by allabosky(m): 8:43pm On Dec 25, 2010
tha laffin was give me headache,,,,,,,,so i am comoting for here, b4 u person are kiling me
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by darknouiui: 9:21pm On Dec 25, 2010
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 8:23am On Dec 26, 2010
Na small thing!

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