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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 5:55am On Jan 19, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Mr Man

me has sheking your letter and i is noticing - im full of gwammatical horrors

oya come paying VP (Efe) only £200 p/ hr for ingrish crass tongue tongue

and dat gal is follow-follow you 4 heva 'n heva grin grin


Efe- You very funniest. Thankful for shekin my application letter love,are u surest it's full of gramatically horror?,how does i pay u for u to started teachin me inglesh,i am in nangeria and u are lomdom,i want to hear lomdom inglesh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 6:11am On Jan 19, 2011
Mr man, am school in maradona university for okija.
I stay for the and I can fit for give ur engrish teaching.I am not sell the teaching expensive o! Na only a small offering I will accept.
5k na the offering I want you to give me from your heart.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 6:14am On Jan 19, 2011
Mr man, am school in maradona university for okija.
I stay for the and I can fit for give ur engrish teaching.I am not sell the teaching expensive o! Na only a small offering I will accept.
5k na the offering I want you to give me from your heart.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 6:23am On Jan 20, 2011
kaylonda:

Mr man, am school in maradona university for okija.
I stay for the and I can fit for give your engrish teaching.I am not sell the teaching expensive o! Na only a small offering I will accept.
5k na the offering I want you to give me from your heart.

Kaylonda, thank u so merry much,, maradona university is a merry nicest school,i will dribble inglish as i like if u can teach me maradona style of inglish becuz maradona as a football player call dribble merry well.

Ur teachin is cheapin,5k for 10yrs abi?.how can i getted d money to u?U can sent d informat to my facebuk inboxes.Checked me on facebook as matured aweelowbaba goldenboy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 2:59pm On Jan 20, 2011
Fracebook?you wan come see my face?
maradonna is our school name not player for field.
I don't know o!dat money weh I told you, 5k is for 1 semester na.shebi I tok say I will give you teaching, den u give me offering.
Mr man, make us prepare so you engrish teaching go start.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ElementG(m): 3:02pm On Jan 20, 2011
i cant waited for those thread to reaching 100 pages, i will personal locked dis thread, the thread even senioring me grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2011
k,it was ok if u does not want me to saw ur face,
5k for a semester?, it was tu much o,how can i commer up wit suchest fund,
let d teachin started,wat was d first lessin for d day?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2011
Engrish has not death yet
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 10:05pm On Jan 20, 2011
Mr man, our first teaching will started tomorrow.
I am going to mash akpu to eat now so.after I eaten,then I go do lesson notes.
Come early so make our teaching start
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 5:00am On Jan 21, 2011
Element G:

i cant waited for those thread to reaching 100 pages, i will personal locked dis thread, the thread even senioring me grin grin grin



please don't closet the thread,please let the thread lived on like baba fela!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 5:02am On Jan 21, 2011
blacksta:

Engrish has not death yet

inglish is sturborness, it won't dead easily
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 5:04am On Jan 21, 2011
kaylonda:

Mr man, our first teaching will started tomorrow.
I am going to mash akpu to eat now so.after I eaten,then I go do lesson notes.
Come early so make our teaching start



kaylonda,thankd u, i will coming early to recieved d lectured
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by leopower(m): 7:50am On Jan 21, 2011
heeeee, you guyz wanting to die mE wit dramatically herror. I must left b4 u died me. by garri grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2011
Oya where you are?lesson one;
Your explession has to flow. I means, you has to be able to let another pesin undastand wetin you are talking.
So try it now
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 7:05am On Jan 22, 2011
leopower:

heeeee, you guyz wanting to die mE wit dramatically herror. I must left b4 u died me. by garri grin grin grin

Grammarticor horror cannot dead you.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 7:08am On Jan 22, 2011
kaylonda:

Oya where you are?lesson one;
Your explession has to flow. I means, you has to be able to let another pesin undastand wetin you are talking.
So try it now


Ahh,i don dead,this ur inglish is too harder for me oo, explession don kill ma morale sef. abeg,skipper to lesson 2
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 7:41am On Jan 22, 2011
I have tells to say I am a good teacher na. Y u no wan practise that lesson?
Lesson2; you haves to learn to make collect sentence.
e.g - I has steal the fish in the pot.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 10:32am On Jan 22, 2011
The first lessin is velly harder for mine,
i gotted the 2nd lessin velly well,
i makin a sentence of mine own too
i has kill d ant
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by IFELEKE(m): 11:05am On Jan 22, 2011
this is bad grammar and to think that it has teyed wen all of you have been spoking it. . .it is wah!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 11:53am On Jan 22, 2011
IFELEKE:

this is bad grammar and to think that it has teyed wen all of you have been spoking it. . .it is wah!

Bad grammer?,it didn't bad atall, we are learned evelyday
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2011
una is killing, killed and then murdering english wanguage!!! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 11:26am On Jan 25, 2011
I liking this. .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by shakara4u(m): 12:19pm On Jan 25, 2011
wat is u likin??

handt understand engliand ,and u people is making matter badest for mine
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ayuzee(m): 1:24pm On Jan 25, 2011
what are u talked, she u can killed englih landguage ni. know u can only killed english
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tammyswits(f): 2:15pm On Jan 25, 2011
Tink me liking thiz thlead.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by shakara4u(m): 2:39pm On Jan 25, 2011
u spoken englash anyways is nothin healthful
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by TeadroTec: 4:11pm On Jan 27, 2011
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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ademanutd(m): 1:36pm On Jan 29, 2011
whom bee hell abi teadro tech
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ade101(m): 5:54pm On Jan 29, 2011
What is wronger with tedro,if he had likened to invited us to a ceremonial ceremony,atleast for the ensurement of our interested,he had supposedly seekered for our taste of dance.I only appetite to cisco(disco) dance just wondered how oracle dance will flowed.Wonderous happenings shall never murdered.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Bond008(m): 10:58pm On Jan 31, 2011
All of yous can't spoked corek englich. Whose is teachered yous? You peoples has to went back 4 schl again. All these who is hears these msg told others.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Leyqute(m): 10:03pm On Feb 12, 2011
it is the trunth? I dont thinking so. Their teacher have teaching dem very well, it is them that they are no listen to their teacher wen he teaching them
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mrman3(m): 11:05am On Feb 15, 2011
Teadro tech janot mudered inglish
abeg,told me so dat i can came to teacher english in ur school

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