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Telephone Conversation Between A Politician And A Repentant Thug by Reload101: 4:45pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
POLITICIAN: Is that Bruno? BRUNO: Yes? Who's speaking? POLITICIAN: Your boss. Can't you recognize my voice? BRUNO: Oh, sorry sir; good afternoon boss. Your voice has changed and I don't have this number. POLITICIAN: Forget about the changed voice and the unknown number; there's a job. BRUNO: Job? POLITICIAN: Get your boys ready; I'll make every detail available tonight. No stories! I don't want a repeat of what happened the other time. BRUNO: Remember sir, we lost J-boy in our last outing. POLITICIAN: Yes! And so? BRUNO: We may have a gap or leakage in our strategic positioning, sir. POLITICIAN: Bruno, what do you want? Go straight to the point and stop beating about the bush; I don't have all the time my friend. BRUNO: We need to fill J-boy's gap. POLITICIAN: My friend you're talking too much; what do you want? BRUNO: I want us to replace J-boy with your son, sir; and henceforth, let your son be part of every assignment you give to us sir. POLITICIAN: My son? My only son? You must be crazy; you're out of your... BRUNO (Bruno cuts in): Sir, I am not crazy; can' you see that you're the crazy one here sir. We're people's children too! The same way you feel about your children, that's the same way our parents feel about us. Let me tell you sir, you can't be using us as thugs while your children are schooling in the United Kingdom, USA, Japan, etc. You, your wives and your children are enjoying the luxuries of life from the bounty of this great country whereas, you have used us to destabilize the polity through violence and assassination of innocent people. Some of us have died in the process; and some of us been maimed. You, your wives and your children have been enjoying all the good things of our dear country. If you ever want us to do any 'silly job' for you, let all your male children be part of us. May be you think that we don't know that your children work in NNPC, FIRS, CBN, Exon Mobil, Shell, NCC, DPR, etc; we're degree holders and we eqally deserve good employments and good life, like your children; we are all Nigerians. Therefore, sir, if you want to give us any 'job' again, let it be in any of the above mentioned places. Our eyes are now open; foolish man. The above is just a script; but it has a clear message to all and sundry; especially to the Nigerian youths. Let the message sink deep down into the heads of our youth, please. Nigerian youths, say no to thuggery; don't allow yourselves to be used as thugs. If anyone wants to engage you as a thug, request that his children be part of it. May God give us a better Nigeria as from 2019. God bless Nigeria, God bless our youths. Merry Christmas and a hopeful New Year to us all; let us make Nigeria great. Please, if you love Nigeria, share this message to as many people as you can; especially the Nigerian youths. |
Re: Telephone Conversation Between A Politician And A Repentant Thug by dokunbam(m): 4:52pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
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