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After God, Fear Woman! by Luvebird: 6:48am On Jan 18, 2019
AFTER GOD, FEAR WOMAN!
1. You are asking for her number another guy is deleting that very number from his phone.
2. One guy texts her "Good morning" another dude is texting her "thanks for last night"
3. While one man is busy consoling and comforting her for menstrual pains, another dude is busy rejoicing because she's not pregnant.
4. When you go through your girlfriend's phone never look for messages with guys. Look for chats between her and her best friend that's where the heartbreaking truth is.
5. A man can work for 10 years with unemployed wife and still be happy. But a woman will work 5 days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
6. She calls you while secretly hoping you won't pick up the call so that she can blame you later for not answering her call. But the most confusing part is when you break up with her she will look even more beautiful.
7. No one has more cousins and uncles than a cheating girlfriend. My brother, no matter how beautiful or humble she can be never ever trust a woman with all your heart.
8. If you help a lady when she's in trouble, she will surely remember you when she's in trouble again. Be extra careful my brothers and stop the habit of making promises during sex otherwise you will die poor.
9. "I love you unconditionally"...that's a lie my brother, a man is loved under the condition that he provides.
10. Brotherman... work hard, make money and don't waste your time and energy lifting heavy objects in the gym so as to look attractive, no African lady can choose six packs over six cars.

For your relationship/marriage or dating post
www.lovebird.com.ng

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Re: After God, Fear Woman! by kunleweb: 7:08am On Jan 18, 2019
This should make fp


Rocktation and.co

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Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Lucifer66(m): 7:10am On Jan 18, 2019
Luvebird:
AFTER GOD, FEAR WOMAN!
1. You are asking for her number another guy is deleting that very number from his phone.
2. One guy texts her "Good morning" another dude is texting her "thanks for last night"
3. While one man is busy consoling and comforting her for menstrual pains, another dude is busy rejoicing because she's not pregnant.
4. When you go through your girlfriend's phone never look for messages with guys. Look for chats between her and her best friend that's where the heartbreaking truth is.
5. A man can work for 10 years with unemployed wife and still be happy. But a woman will work 5 days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
6. She calls you while secretly hoping you won't pick up the call so that she can blame you later for not answering her call. But the most confusing part is when you break up with her she will look even more beautiful.
7. No one has more cousins and uncles than a cheating girlfriend. My brother, no matter how beautiful or humble she can be never ever trust a woman with all your heart.
8. If you help a lady when she's in trouble, she will surely remember you when she's in trouble again. Be extra careful my brothers and stop the habit of making promises during sex otherwise you will die poor.
9. "I love you unconditionally"...that's a lie my brother, a man is loved under the condition that he provides.
10. Brotherman... work hard, make money and don't waste your time and energy lifting heavy objects in the gym so as to look attractive, no African lady can choose six packs over six cars.

For your relationship/marriage or dating post
www.lovebird.com.ng
This thing keeps happening to me!
I almost dated one edo idiot, She crossed the line and I unleashed my demon on her Haven't talked to her for like a year now but damn she finer than when we use to interact with her big yanch cry
Almost like I should ask for forgiveness but my pride wouldn't.
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Dami12345: 7:16am On Jan 18, 2019
Luvebird:
AFTER GOD, FEAR WOMAN!
1. You are asking for her number another guy is deleting that very number from his phone.
2. One guy texts her "Good morning" another dude is texting her "thanks for last night"
3. While one man is busy consoling and comforting her for menstrual pains, another dude is busy rejoicing because she's not pregnant.
4. When you go through your girlfriend's phone never look for messages with guys. Look for chats between her and her best friend that's where the heartbreaking truth is.
5. A man can work for 10 years with unemployed wife and still be happy. But a woman will work 5 days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
6. She calls you while secretly hoping you won't pick up the call so that she can blame you later for not answering her call. But the most confusing part is when you break up with her she will look even more beautiful.
7. No one has more cousins and uncles than a cheating girlfriend. My brother, no matter how beautiful or humble she can be never ever trust a woman with all your heart.
8. If you help a lady when she's in trouble, she will surely remember you when she's in trouble again. Be extra careful my brothers and stop the habit of making promises during sex otherwise you will die poor.
9. "I love you unconditionally"...that's a lie my brother, a man is loved under the condition that he provides.
10. Brotherman... work hard, make money and don't waste your time and energy lifting heavy objects in the gym so as to look attractive, no African lady can choose six packs over six cars.

For your relationship/marriage or dating post
www.lovebird.com.ng

How can a thread this beautiful no make first page?
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by itiswellandwell: 7:53am On Jan 18, 2019
Truth!
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Olalan(m): 7:55am On Jan 18, 2019
Women and lies are just like Siamese twins.
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Cholls(m): 8:14am On Jan 18, 2019
Lucifer66:

This thing keeps happening to me!
I almost dated one edo idiot, She crossed the line and I unleashed my demon on her Haven't talked to her for like a year now but damn she finer than when we use to interact with her big yanch cry
Almost like I should ask for forgiveness but my pride wouldn't.
my brother be courageous and listen to my words "Tell a woman that she is
beautiful, and the devil will repeat it to her ten
times;"

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Re: After God, Fear Woman! by lincsnuel: 2:16pm On Jan 18, 2019
Wat!

Can this be the reason why I.J baby looks finer after our break up?!

Damn, I want that gal back!
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 19, 2019
Rubbish!
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
number 7 on point cheesy
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by faithfull18(f): 8:22pm On Jan 19, 2019
For most of the points listed, same goes for most guys too
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Timagex(m): 1:37am On Jan 20, 2019
Hmmmmmm
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Adebowhales(m): 1:41am On Jan 20, 2019
Seun please Uncle lalasticlala to come and snake this to the front page.
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Deicide: 4:55am On Jan 20, 2019
Dami12345:


How can a thread this beautiful no make first page?
There is no tonto dike in it

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Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Deicide: 4:56am On Jan 20, 2019
A man can work for 10 years with unemployed wife and still be happy. But a woman will work 5 days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by kense88: 5:47am On Jan 20, 2019
Luvebird:
AFTER GOD, FEAR WOMAN!
1. You are asking for her number another guy is deleting that very number from his phone.
2. One guy texts her "Good morning" another dude is texting her "thanks for last night"
3. While one man is busy consoling and comforting her for menstrual pains, another dude is busy rejoicing because she's not pregnant.
4. When you go through your girlfriend's phone never look for messages with guys. Look for chats between her and her best friend that's where the heartbreaking truth is.
5. A man can work for 10 years with unemployed wife and still be happy. But a woman will work 5 days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
6. She calls you while secretly hoping you won't pick up the call so that she can blame you later for not answering her call. But the most confusing part is when you break up with her she will look even more beautiful.
7. No one has more cousins and uncles than a cheating girlfriend. My brother, no matter how beautiful or humble she can be never ever trust a woman with all your heart.
8. If you help a lady when she's in trouble, she will surely remember you when she's in trouble again. Be extra careful my brothers and stop the habit of making promises during sex otherwise you will die poor.
9. "I love you unconditionally"...that's a lie my brother, a man is loved under the condition that he provides.
10. Brotherman... work hard, make money and don't waste your time and energy lifting heavy objects in the gym so as to look attractive, no African lady can choose six packs over six cars.

For your relationship/marriage or dating post
www.lovebird.com.ng
First of all, you don't lift weight to impress women. I do it to stay healthy. secondly, you can be visiting the gym regularly and still make a lot of money. Stop making women the focal point of your life.
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by zexy2030(m): 6:03am On Jan 20, 2019
only weak, inferior men, make promises during sex and that women remembers u because they keep three people in their lives
1. sugar daddies
2.husband material
3. the sex Guru
these 3 are asymptotic to their smooth sail in their life pursuits.
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by chiommy123(f): 7:08am On Jan 20, 2019
I do laugh whenever I go thru this kind of thread cos we know who the real demons are
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Beneh(m): 7:15am On Jan 20, 2019
Enough of "go and make money first, then women will follow" na why pants dey miss everyday. Even after making the money na still on top woman u go waste am.

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Re: After God, Fear Woman! by Gaspardd(m): 7:17am On Jan 20, 2019
This post is right and wrong in so many ways
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by kunleweb: 11:38am On Jan 20, 2019
chiommy123:
I do laugh whenever I go thru this kind of thread cos we know who the real demons are


Na lie. If i catch you
Re: After God, Fear Woman! by marvelos1: 1:14pm On Jan 20, 2019
Bro you 've said it all
Plenty sense full ya head

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