ehehehehe, I DON LAUGH TIRE, no worry i hold something,
Fellow Nigerians,na mi i bi the only jamoojames in NL,who go for skool and come back home with ITT,BBC,CNN,AIT even NTA now i dey look porward to bring home AKEDA.so i see skool and skool see mi,i read am por politics section where everybody i won kill myselp por complain on how my country i go better,khai i read am say Nigeria i need road por everywhere and metro as another means of transport,say i need so many things way bi say i no happen.
I say me i don know waytin i go do in the 2011 election sebi i kno say i don win already? na mi bi the only aboki way i won repair waytin i don spoil bepor who i get the ambition to make my country better por the second time as a civilian president,i build road,bridge,create states etc. no tell me who i bi oo,coz i never won tell anybody my party yet but vote por mi if i tell una my political party name. my goverment na chop i chop , i kno say too many graduate i dey Nigeria i no get work,whalai i get am por agenda, if i no understand waytin agenda i mean , na plan.

(1) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY UNIFASITY, NA POLICE AND SSS I GO SEND DEM GO DO, NO BI TEACHER AGAIN.

(2) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY POLYTECHNIC,NA PHCN AND MAINTAINANCE POR GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.

(3) ALL THE PINKIN WAY I GO SKOOL COME SAY DAD MY HEAD NO CARRY SKOOL, NA SOLDIER DEM GO DO AND NAVAL.
(DEM MAMA SOLDIER)

(4) MINIMUM WAGE NA 45,000 SO THAT U NO GO PIT BRIBE POLICE OR PHCN WITH 20NAIRA.

(5) ALL THOSE WAY I SAY I NO WON READ ABC POR SKOOL ATALL , NA TOWN-COUNCIL.(SECURITY) OPC

(6) WAIT I GET AM POR PLAN POR SO MAY FEPLE,EVEN AREA BOYZ POR OSHODI.

& EMPLOYMENT I GO PLENTY EVERYWHERE, NO BI JOKE.


TELL ME IF I GO WIN OR NOT. IF U SUPPORT ME U GO MINISTER POR OR ORP.

Abegi oh! No bring al-qeeda oh! Lol! Anyway, na cows go vote for u!

Ben-10 and dani1luv, becos here na jokes section mean say na dumping ground for all rubbish from NL

Abeg make una create "Junk" or "Trashcan" thread and dump dis dere.

Thank God this is a joke, just sounded like Abacha or IBB.

sledge406:

Ben-10 and dani1luv, becos here na jokes section mean say na dumping ground for all rubbish from NL

Abeg make una create "Junk" or "Trashcan" thread and dump dis dere.

Can't you be appreciative?

Ok post your own

mr jamooooooooo
Kai wahlahi aboki na you i go vose por

Na unipentrol u go collect all ur degree ko?

jokingmary:

Can't you be appreciative?

Ok post your own

If you like squeeze your face, you go quick old. Carry matter wen nor concern u for forehead. <Dis one go like buy person fight sha>
If everybody for NL post topic, space nor go dey again
No worry sha, I go post mine in 5 days from now.
If e nor make sense, make u nor appreciate am.

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Abegi oh! No bring al-qeeda oh! Lol! Anyway, na cows go vote for u!

@hakunajay khai why i go talk say na only malu i go vote alone? anyway malu i get the right to vote por constitution, as por akeda or al-qeeda,na por us to dominate america to become world power



@ sledge406 as por u i no get waytin i go tell am por u coz u are conpuse por waytin i dey happen por my county, suffering and smiling na i dey face everyday. i dey look porward por ur own joke i go create.


@Spyker No pare, abi i still dey por skool? na poly i dey? u are brilliant but na expo i do? but i no say Abacha? no worry i no go spoil am like bepor , na to repair i dey por now.

@Cheiii yo-wa na only mi i bi good nigerian i dey por this NL, no worry i go make mi minister por but no eat the money oo remember na chop i chop ,use the money develop the country

^ . . .And so it begins to get annoying!

Me and my village people go vote for u.

Fine, its a joke but u got to face reality at times. How an earth would u use Para 3 for pple in da Military & also Spyker associating such with da Generals!!! Dudes, we aint dullards in d Armed Forces but Intellectuals. However, keep da jokes coming.

navyboy:

Fine, its a joke but u got to face reality at times. How an earth would u use Para 3 for pple in da Military & also Spyker associating such with da Generals!!! Dudes, we aint dullards in d Armed Forces but Intellectuals. However, keep da jokes coming.

I agree with you! By the way, attention!! And dont be at ease until Jonathan wins the next election! Officer on deck!! Lol!