1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
3. Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
4. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
5. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
6. What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licences of bald men?
7. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
depressed?

I still dey read. . When i read finish i go laugh if necessary

I know you are slow grabber, sorry reader.

be civil please. .dont bite me

mtchew

Don't tell me you are still reading

the little i've read aint funny

make i still dey read?

Lmao! Nice Olawa

Thanks el.
Why is good carry by Ship called CARgo and the goods carry by Car called SHIPment. Remember, kissing a Miss is better than missing a kiss.

for your mind now u don talk sense

Talk your own and let's compare

read this before, copy and paste methods. .yawns wants another!

**are we suppose to l̶̲̥̅̊ąůĝĥ at dis dry write-up or what?