Daddy ke?

I ask again, are you on cheap crack?

Sorry is mom around?

I ask again, are you on cheap crack?

Then who is @home wif u?

My husband.

Why you dey ask, abeg I no want Efe wahala.

Hubby ke

Pls, don't mind me - Efe's verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry liberal 'an open minded <winks at vicks>

** Grabs a comfy seat**

**some freshly salted popcorn**

**and an ice-cold drink**

**Thinks to herself: Man this is damn entertaining!! **

^ Na you know.

Vic2k3:

Hubby ke

Yes, husband. Are you surprised?

Thank God say finally u don come. I was already running out of excuses and delaying tactis abeg do sometin

^^

Bros, where my joke dey?

Vic2k3:

Thank God say finally u don come. I was already running out of excuses and delaying tactis abeg do sometin

**scoffs**

Me ke??

Abeg make una 2 carry on jor!

The show must continue. . .

tanimz:

^^

Bros, where my joke dey?

Actually, if you must know - the joke is between my baby's legs - you fit put your hand inside there to search . . .

but you go do am soflty-softly sha - I still need that engine to work this night

**sniggers**

Yepa!!! Omo See betrayal

^^hehehe

what now??!!

Oya come join dis fight becos u follow

|s this a joke thread or romance - people make up your mind

Vic2k3:

Oya come join dis fight becos u follow

Me ke??

Efe nor dey ever fight wiff gal for man - there's plenty 'o fish in d nland sea

but pls. . . carry on

blacksta:

|s this a joke thread or romance - people make up your mind

Joke, Romance - e nor marra - come and have some popcorn wiff me jor!

oya serve me popcorn

here - have some of this. . .

**Pours some ice cold drink for Blacksta**

**Cheers!!**

wetin i do to deserve this hospitality

Efemena_xy:

Actually, if you must know - the joke is between my baby's legs - you fit put your hand inside there to search . . .

but you go do am soflty-softly sha - I still need that engine to work this night

**sniggers**

Shame no catch you.

**jxt watching 4rm da sideline**

blacksta:

wetin i do to deserve this hospitality

nuffin

Just that it's fun catching my soon-to-be-ex messing with your ex around in the backyard

now stop kissing. . .but you fit kiss Ms T_z sha

tanimz:

Shame no catch you.

<sighs>

Babes, you really need to learn 1 or 2 things! Why shame go catch me??

He's a man - all men are programmed to think with the thing b/w their legz and procreate indiscriminately

If na lie I dey lie - ask our good friend Mr Black  

All men except blacksta are dogs


so vicks won rub t_z


yeh my head don scatter

Efe, you suppose know say I no dey do that kind parole.

tanimz:

Efe, you suppose know say I no dey do that kind parole.

Babes - 'tis nothing to be ashamed of!!

You're only human - body nor be stone na!

and I nor dey vex. . .like I said, I'm liberal

Na you know.

Vicks (abi na Taz), where my joke jare?

tanimz:

Efe, you suppose know say I no dey do that kind parole.

that one na understatement

Taminz for all dis derailing. U still u wan see ur joke. Alright then.i promised i will deliver

I pray u (mrs. Black) don't joke wif ma wife again.which 1 b parole go back and read tru our conversation and u will see i was only killing time nothing serious.abeg free ma wife jor

blacksta:

that one na understatement

Bros, you fit mind your own business for just 30 minutes? 30 minutes pere?

Vic2k3:

Taminz for all dis derailing. U still u wan see your joke. Alright then.i promised i will deliver

Yes, i still wan see my joke.

And na you start all this derailing, If you had given me my joke we wouldn't still be here.

Vic2k3:

I pray u (mrs. Black) don't joke wif ma wife again.which 1 b parole go back and read tru our conversation and u will see i was only killing time nothing serious.abeg free ma wife jor

Mrs. Black? You well so?

Whether na mrs. Maka or mrs. Black or mrs. Anytin it doesn't mara

Yes, it does mara.