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Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Tanimz my baby's tired - abeg make e rest small

don't worry you'll get your joke sha. . . tongue

Wetin you do to am last night? SMH lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 4:35pm On Aug 19, 2010
tanimz:

Wetin you do to am last night? SMH lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Nothing. . .just lots of undiluted honey tongue tongue
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 5:23pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^ You sure say e no dey diluted? undecided
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2010
concentrated - trust me tongue

I fit give you the receipe only if you ask me verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry nicely sha. . . cool
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 5:29pm On Aug 19, 2010
No need, the love between me and my husband is very strong. Thanks all the same! cheesy
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Aug 19, 2010
'an the object of this conversation is love - even thou 'tis also the subject

I meant giving undiluted love - get me?

but anyway, e no marra cheesy cheesy
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by sledge406: 10:30pm On Aug 19, 2010
Asides the American bangsta which is a smiley, d rest na and angry
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by kodylicky(f): 8:53am On Aug 20, 2010
@ sledge
is everything ok?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Pharoh: 10:42am On Aug 20, 2010
^^ Yes everything is okay with moi n u? grin
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by StudioCFR(m): 10:51am On Aug 20, 2010
She missed her period
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Pharoh: 11:05am On Aug 20, 2010
How you take no abi na u dey erm cheesy
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by kodylicky(f): 11:27am On Aug 20, 2010
Pharoh:

^^ Yes everything is okay with moi n u? grin

yep pharoh i m fine just wondering y sledge keeps leaving strange replies

Studio CFR:

She missed her period

did ur GF just break the news to u?
congrats u re gonna go on paternity leave soon tongue grin
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by sledge406: 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2010
kody-licky:

@ sledge
is everything ok?
kody-licky:

just wondering y sledge keeps leaving strange replies
All is okay but let's say I didn't find the jokes amusing as they were hyped and instead spoke in emoticons wink
Saw u dey look me since Hope u never nayked me wit ur eyes cheesy

Pharoh:

^^ Yes everything is okay with moi n u? grin
Never knew u loved the Sledge character, Hope say if I dress goat wit skirt u nor go loose control too.

Studio CFR:

She missed her period

"Studiometer", new word in the dictionary used for measuring menstral cycle. U too like blood. grin
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by cynthoney(f): 3:54pm On Aug 20, 2010
vicks r u really a newbie?!!! shocked shocked shocked

cant believe it!

u good cheesy
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 5:08pm On Aug 20, 2010
^Yea, i am (not yet a month old). I didn't even expect kudos(i expected criticisms) 4rm all and sundry. I am really humbled. THANK U ALL
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 6:07pm On Aug 20, 2010
^^ Where is my joke? angry angry
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 7:22pm On Aug 20, 2010
^^ 'an I don tell you say im dey rest - leave am jor

when im ready you go get am - na by force??
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 7:25pm On Aug 20, 2010
Since the day before yesterday, your hubby no give me joke.

I dey wait for my joke, if e no give me joke i no go gree make e rest. angry
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 7:27pm On Aug 20, 2010
Finking **i am definitely in hot(taminz) soup
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2010
tanimz:

Since the day before yesterday, your hubby no give me joke.

I dey wait for my joke, if e no give me joke i no go gree make e rest. angry

actually I pass the joke onto your dearest Makajjibz - you go market so e talk say e go deliver am to you on your return tongue
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 7:31pm On Aug 20, 2010
Vic2k3:

Finking **i am definitely in hot(taminz) soup

You better know now. Now where is my joke? angry

Efemena_xy:

actually I pass the joke onto your dearest Makajjibz - you go market so e talk say e go deliver am to you on your return tongue

Why you dey involve my husband name? Besides, I talk say make Vicks dedicate joke to me, I no tell am say make e pass am to you and you onto whoever. sad
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by EfemenaXY: 7:34pm On Aug 20, 2010
worrever my baby has is mine also

so yes, any joke im dedicate to you go 1st pass my side o! tongue tongue
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 7:40pm On Aug 20, 2010
Na una sabi.

Vicks-y, where my joke dey?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 7:41pm On Aug 20, 2010
Which one be Vicks-y?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 7:45pm On Aug 20, 2010
I funkysize your name. You no like am ni?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 7:51pm On Aug 20, 2010
D new name looks jaw-breaking i wonder how're u pronounce dat
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 7:54pm On Aug 20, 2010
Jawbreaking? You get speech problem?

It is pronounced Vicks-ee. What's so hard about that?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 7:57pm On Aug 20, 2010
Jxt like a dog's name(no offence meant). i don't think i like dat.u will hve 2 change it
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 8:00pm On Aug 20, 2010
How about Vicky?

By the way, where is my joke? angry
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 8:04pm On Aug 20, 2010
Vicky is a female's name lol
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by tanimz(f): 8:06pm On Aug 20, 2010
But I like it and that's what i want to call you.

Back to the topic, where is my joke?
Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by Vic2k3(m): 8:09pm On Aug 20, 2010
'Ur joke' let me say the truth actually i meant 2 finish it last night but cudn't cos i was kinda annoyed last night. Moreover i don't like telling tales. U can see d evidence 4 urself in the amusement park yesternight's archive

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