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Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Uglymugg: 1:30pm On Jan 31, 2019
Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's brain that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face, mouth, throat and digestive organs to lap upon her beef.

It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice.

Completely deluded, the box eater (male), will munch away, confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly astonished at the implications of where he's putting his tongue.

She's had that part of herself drilled and excavated by many different cocks until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, knacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards.

And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered pussy. He even thinks those prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top 7 STDs of all the male suitors in her life, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes.

Destroying his cells outright, the box's pathogens overwrites his beta genome, rendering him more reproductive for a Papilloma species than a human female. Don't be decieved by porn.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jan 31, 2019
I remember when licking pussy was frowned upon. Now thanks to the west, most women use a mans ability to lick pussy as some kind of yardstick.

I don't know if the west are good or evil anymore.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by CreepyBlackpool: 1:35pm On Jan 31, 2019
Men don't eat pussy
Only pussies eat pussy!

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Headlesschicken(m): 1:35pm On Jan 31, 2019
undecided I guess u recently graduated from the University of pusinary eatinering wiv a master's degree in phuckery n English battering... Point of correction,not all pu$$ies r disease infested...

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by CHRISDMANAGER(m): 1:54pm On Jan 31, 2019
I still don't believe that people actually lick pussy ...

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by kollinzgee(m): 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2019
i have never heard of a man who died from eating pussy or man contracting disease from eating pussy.those viruses or bacterias will only survive in the reproductive system not in the mouth .that is why you cannot contract HIV or STD from eating with or kissing a HIV patient ask your doctor bro. the lady should just be clean down there.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Biglittlelois(f): 3:06pm On Jan 31, 2019
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it undecided

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Rextizz(m): 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2019
Esp those Naija girls Virginas that smells like rotten fish, if person put mouth nah death straight. cheesy

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by DanDeeBoss(m): 3:19pm On Jan 31, 2019
People who suck pussy, how do you feel?? Yuck!!!! I just can't.... undecidedundecided

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Rextizz(m): 3:19pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it undecided
This one has a smelling pussy cheesy

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Uglymugg: 3:24pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it undecided

If not for anything, men don't bleed monthly. It is simply unholy to suck pussy.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by SPORTSADDICT: 3:30pm On Jan 31, 2019
Sounds unholy.. then again if she can give you a BJ why can't you give her head?

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by technicallyrich(m): 3:37pm On Jan 31, 2019
CHRISDMANAGER:
I still don't believe that people actually lick pussy ...
belive,because i do it to my girl

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Biglittlelois(f): 3:39pm On Jan 31, 2019
Uglymugg:


If not for anything, men don't bleed monthly. It is simply unholy to suck pussy.

Then that should have been your argument, not the rubbish you put up there, and FYI it is not unholy, people choose to do what they do cos they want to do it, same also with diick suckers.

And as for Rextizz, I only reply intelligent and logical comments, you therefore are not intelligent.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Uglymugg: 3:47pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:


Then that should have been your argument, not the rubbish you put up there, and FYI it is not unholy, people choose to do what they do cos they want to do it, same also with diick suckers.

And as for Rextizz, I only reply intelligent and logical comments, you therefore are not intelligent.

You think people suck pussy because th3y want to do it? You really don't understand the power of Western media.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Newboss(m): 3:50pm On Jan 31, 2019
She's had that part of herself drilled and excavated by many different cocks until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, knacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards.

Bloody angry

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Rextizz(m): 4:07pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:


Then that should have been your argument, not the rubbish you put up there, and FYI it is not unholy, people choose to do what they do cos they want to do it, same also with diick suckers.

And as for Rext. izz, I only reply intelligent and logical comments, you therefore are not intelligent.
I don't reply lowlifes with stinking pussy too, if you check the stats 90% of Nigerian girls don't take care of their private parts, what really matters to them is the fancy cloths they wear and pancakes they put on their face, a typical Naija girl has a bad body odour with smelling pussy, and you ain't different.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Tamarapetty(f): 4:11pm On Jan 31, 2019
Ok, let's stop sucking deeks. Case closed

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by laurenjones: 4:11pm On Jan 31, 2019
All of you Gerrarra here Mehnn!

Pussy is so sweet!! I lick my GF evey night.

No be by force

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Rextizz(m): 4:12pm On Jan 31, 2019
technicallyrich:

belive,because i do it to my girl
If you continue like this, you will die young, don't say I didn't warn you.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Rextizz(m): 4:13pm On Jan 31, 2019
Uglymugg:


You think people suck pussy because th3y want to do it? You really don't understand the power of Western media.
She's probably too dumb to understand that. grin

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by NoFace101: 4:25pm On Jan 31, 2019
Pussy?
Me Never See One B4 Talkless Of ..
Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by pointblank247(m): 4:32pm On Jan 31, 2019
I did it once and regrated it.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Abee79(m): 4:32pm On Jan 31, 2019
Uglymugg:
Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's brain that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face, mouth, throat and digestive organs to lap upon her beef.

It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice.

Completely deluded, the box eater (male), will munch away, confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly astonished at the implications of where he's putting his tongue.

She's had that part of herself drilled and excavated by many different cocks until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, knacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards.


And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered pussy. He even thinks those prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top 7 STDs of all the male suitors in her life, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes.

Destroying his cells outright, the box's pathogens overwrites his beta genome, rendering him more reproductive for a Papilloma species than a human female. Don't be decieved by porn.

If we want to suck wetin consign you? Abegi!

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 31, 2019
Many of our grandparents did 69.

Dont b deceived.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Deicide: 4:34pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it undecided
Lois is just being passive aggressive grin its funny how guys would wanna receive bj but but now wanna eat pūssy in return. After they would be crying that their gf cheat on them with another guy....
Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 31, 2019
Uglymugg:


You think people suck pussy because th3y want to do it? You really don't understand the power of Western media.
So the west that popularized it are stupid? But you deep kiss ryt? No be them popularize deep kissing and bj? Hypocrite much??

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jan 31, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Many of our grandparents did 69.

Dont b deceived.
No they didn't, don't lie to yourself. There was a recent survey conducted on a primitive African Tribe in East Africa. They had yet to be exposed to porn, so their sex styles where just vanilla _dick in pussy type sex. After a Western Anthropologist introduced them to porn, one of them said, he only wanted to do anal from then on. Imagine that.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 31, 2019
I can remember the very first day I tried that sh*t, I woke up the next day in an hospital bed cry. My entire system was disorganized embarassed.
Second and last time, my system became friendly with that new sh*t.

Now, till I die no woman can ever worth risking my health for.

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