MRbrownJAY:

^^^^Heineken!!!!! the drunk parents of that child should be shot!

honeric01:

The beer man is a senator in Nigeria

His parents must have met at a beer parlor

Inked_Nerd:

lmao lmao

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^Heineken!!!!! the drunk parents of that child should be shot!

rasputinn:

Chill.The parents may not be so drunk after all.That's why they were ablle to groom him to first be a speaker of a state house of assembly and now a senator of the federal republic;at least one Heineken I know; Senator Heineken Lokpobiri

rasputinn:

For me,the most hilarious and weird of the lot above have got to be Cletus and Polycap

olapo:

my pastor named his children

-prosperity

-authority

-hilarious,

and a family friend calls his kids, accountant, doctor and engineer cos that's what he wants them to be, imagine kids under 15years

Deep Soul:

[color=#006600][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]*Destiny*

*Russia* (My cousin)

* Watchman* (My cousin's husband)

Wait a minute, there's nothing wrong with the name Heineken. The name originates from the Netherlands. The founder of the company is named Gerard Adriaan Heineken.

bawomolo:

but what connection do we have with the dutch?

Inked_Nerd:

I trying to tell honeric01 that that its not really a funny name. Its a Dutch name, the founder of the beer Heineken was Dutch so I don't see it as a weird name. Its like if you see someone named Kellogs, Honda, Toyota, Armani, Dell, Sotheby's, etc. Those are all names that have become commercialized and turned into brands. Had they no have been famous and well know companies/brands I doubt we'd thing they were weird.

bawomolo:

i think what makes it weird is that most of these parents do not know the origin or history behind the names.

honeric01:

And what makes you think those in the senate house are normal or well groomed people? because some of them kill, steal, loot, rig their way into that post does not mean they are a good citizen or had a good upbringing from their parents.

I still maintain, it's a total disaster for any parent to name his or her son after a beer name (That's wickedness).

imagine someone bearing Small stout Lokpobiri
big stout Lokpobiri
guilder Lokpobiri
star Lokpobiri
fanta Lokpobiri
goldspot Lokpobiri
shepe Lokpobiri
ogogoro Lokpobiri
Alomo bitters Lokpobiri
yoyo bitters Lokpobiri
paraga Lokpobiri
oguro Lokpobiri
gordon spark Lokpobiri

the list goes on

This is by far the most hilarious post on this thread so far!!

Schnapps Lokpobiri (with seamans as his middle name) lol


Other wicked names on this thread include;

Scholar a.k.a Scholarstica

Roma a.k.a Romanus

Policap a.k.a Polinus a.k.a poli

Cletus

Silvanus

Nico a.k.a Nicodemus

Testimony

Ignatius

Livinus

Lovina

Paulina

Angela

Felicia

Vero a.k.a Veronica

Hyginus

Attanacius

Sylvanus

Johnbull

Bullus (this was the name of our mechanic way back)

Commissioner

Tuesday

Thankgod Limejuice (I think this dude is from Port-harcourt. What about Ogbolosinger)

Independence (lol)

Goddey

lol


I think some parents are just purely wicked with these names. In port-harcourt for example, I know a couple of kids named;

BOY.

Yep!! Boy. Thats his name. I wonder if the parents were too lazy to think up a name or what. And that isnt like a pet-name o!!