A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it
,  In one second the sharp lime taste hits, 
,  At two seconds the Baileys curdles
,  At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow.Job Revenge"

Mhen that lady must b my efe. 9ice 1 dear

Rubbish

Vic2k3:

Mhen that lady must b my efe. 9ice 1 dear

er. . .thanks

nice one babes

Vic2k3:

Mhen that lady must b my efe. 9ice 1 dear

urs is salty,pleasant and sour? yuck!!!

sledge406:

Rubbish

go cut ur left arm!!! its a nice joke jo!!!

haha one laugh

blacksta:

haha one laugh

honie,wen u see a nice joke,

compliment it,gv it two laughs

^^ Thanks Sis

I know you got my back always

Is that how male semen taste? (lol).
Girls dey suffer ooh. 

It taste better than that babes. More like ice cream

cynthoney:

go cut your left arm!!! its a nice joke jo!!!

Suck my balls!!!
I nor jst dey d one wen u dey. Shift!

Efe, nice one.

Well,if dats a revenge 4 a Mouth Action frm d lady den i'ld b hapi 2 recieve such.
Cos i hav a frnd who ws shot at his p***k by d beta half 4 goin hardcore.

tanimz:

Efe, nice one.

Thanks girl!

Efemena_xy:

Thanks girl!

Anytime.

I nearly laugh

Why you no come laugh?

E get as the joke be

or u mean: E be as e get??

Lol the joke no bad sha-
Poster u try

<Smiles>

thanks jor - u be berra pessin **winks**

I know - dont need to be told lol

*Scoffs*

U are derailling my thread dear lol

what??!!

my thread stud - mine

nor dey claim wetin nor belong to u

*Scoffs*

Is dat why u shouting? Oya take yo thing and stop embarassing me for public jor

lol!

Lol!!

LOL!!!

Boy you're really making me laugh this evening - how market for your side sha?

I'm happy for u -

A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs - it's jolted by every pebble on the road. Lol

But but but, no be sey i dey form Basket Mouth oh lol

hmmm. . .no comment then

nonsense