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| A Drink by Labans(m): 3:18pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says "listen pal I'll buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket". To this the guy replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know I've had enough to drink and it's time to go home". |
| Re: A Drink by osegwu(m): 3:24pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
So the wife is one hell of an ugly woman so much so that he needs to get drunk before he could get her laid. Real wussy |
| Re: A Drink by mohawkchic(f): 10:03pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
Lmao this joke always make me laf regardless of how often i read it !! @ osegwu he cud be usin a ~ brown paper bag ~ for all u know,lmoa |
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